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Tuesday is a day after [[Mondays|Monday]]. These days are not as crappy as Mondays but it still makes you want to blow out your brains with a gun. Tuesday is when some guy saw the elusive [[James Bond]]. | Tuesday is a day after [[Mondays|Monday]]. These days are not as crappy as Mondays but it still makes you want to blow out your brains with a gun. Tuesday is when some guy saw the elusive [[James Bond]]. | ||
==Tuesdays and UFOS== | ==Tuesdays and UFOS== | ||
The | The first UFO sighting allegedly happened on a Tuesday. Also, this was the day that the primarchs got lost. And the day the Horus Heresy happened. It's usually the day when you have to study for a test, but you end up [[1d4chan|in this shithole]] instead. | ||
[[Mondays]] and Tuesdays were created just to fuck with [[Tzeentch]]. | |||
==Good things that happen on Tuesdays== | ==Good things that happen on Tuesdays== | ||
There is an upside to Tuesdays. Here they are: | There is an upside to Tuesdays. Here they are: | ||
Latest revision as of 11:36, 23 June 2023
Tuesday is a day after Monday. These days are not as crappy as Mondays but it still makes you want to blow out your brains with a gun. Tuesday is when some guy saw the elusive James Bond.
Tuesdays and UFOS[edit]
The first UFO sighting allegedly happened on a Tuesday. Also, this was the day that the primarchs got lost. And the day the Horus Heresy happened. It's usually the day when you have to study for a test, but you end up in this shithole instead. Mondays and Tuesdays were created just to fuck with Tzeentch.
Good things that happen on Tuesdays[edit]
There is an upside to Tuesdays. Here they are:
- Tuesday is Meatball Marinara day at Subway: much win.
- If you live in Australia, Tuesday is Pubday.
- It's Fajita Night...oh no...
- Jotaro: FAAAAAAAJIIIIIIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZ!!!
- The day M. Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. For him, it was Tuesday.
- Cheap movie night in some places.
- Taco Tuesday for cheap Tex-Mex at some restaurants.
Summary[edit]
Tuesdays suck Nurgle's dick. Unless you like meatballs, that are kinda like Nurgle's balls.
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