DOOM: Repercussions of Evil

A now-notorious fanfiction of Doom created by Peter Chimaera, noted for being a representation of the human condition fucking hilarious. It is so easily adaptable and so ubiquitous that it's become one of the most beloved Memes on the Internet, achieving a popularity, even on /tg/, that's seldom seen from memes that arrive on it as migrants. Taglines from it are eminently quotable and led to literally thousands of variations of the story, which means, that it's a rare case of pretty much everyone indulging in something for the sake of its silliness.

DOOM: Repercussions of Evil [sic]

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy..."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.

Variations

Macross: Repercussions of Culture

Britai waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were microns in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the others were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

Britai was a Zentraedi for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY MELTRANS"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered she stopped. But now in the space station base of the Zentraedi he knew there were microns.

"This is deculture" the radio crackered. "You must fight the microns!"

So Britai gotted his Glaug and blew up the wall.

"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the microns

"I will shoot at him" said the SDF-1 and he fired the Daedalus Attack. Britai fired beams at him and tried to blew him up. But then they hyperspace folded and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the microns" he shouted

The radio said "No, Britai. You are the microns"

And then Britai was an miclone.

X-com

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were aliens in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. John was an X-COM agent for fourteen years. hen he was young he watched the Skyrangers and said to dad "I want to be on the Skyranger daddy." Dad said No! You will be KILL BY SECTOIDS" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the underground base of X-COM he knew there were aliens. "This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Sectoids!" So john gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US" said the sectoids "I will shoot at him" said the Commander and he fired the blaster bombs. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the turn units fell and he was trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the aliens" he shouted The radio said "No, John. You are the aliens." And then John was a Chryssalid.

From somewhere in 4chan

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were mexicans in the border. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the border patrol trucks and he said to dad "I want to be on the trucks daddy." Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY MEXICANS" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the border base of the UAC he knew there were mexicans. "This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the mexicans!" So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US" said the mexicans "I will shoot at him" said the drug dealer and he fired the taco missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the mexicans" he shouted The radio said "No, John. You are the mexicans" Y entonces Juan era un inmigrante.

Adam was a kike for fourteen years

Adam L. Goldstein waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Anons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them for years. His warnings to his 3 lawyers were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

Adam was a kike for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the sysadmins and he said to dad "I want to be a sysadmin daddy."

Dad said "NO! YOU WILL BE KILLED BY ANONS"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the apartment complex of New Jersey he knew there were anons.

"This is your 3 lawyers" the radio crackered. "You must sue the anons!"

So Adam gotted his account referrals and blew up the wall.

"HE IS GOING TO SUE US" said the anons

"I will shoot at him" said the raidfag and he fired the dox. Adam referred at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No, I must sue the anons" he shouted

The radio said "No Adam, you are the anons"

And then Adam was an ashtray.

No, Brandon, you are the Xbox

Brandon Crisp waited.

The Xbox was disconnected right in front of him. His parents carried it from the room. He didn't see it, but had expected it now for years.

His warnings to Captain Price were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Brandon had played Tour of Duty 4 for fifteen years. When he was young he watched the consoles and he said to dad "I want to play on the consoles daddy."

Dad said "No! You will be FROZEN IN THE WOODS". There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in his bedroom he knew he had to escape.

"This is Price" the radio crackered. "You must run away!" So Brandon gotted his bike and ran off without a coat.

"HE GOING TO GET FROZEN" said the onlookers

"I will freeze him" said the weather and it fired snow at him. Brandon climbed up at him and tried to dodge him. But then the snow fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must get my Xbox" he shouted. The radio said "No, Brandon. You are the Xbox." And then Brandon was frozen.

Dwarf Fortress: Repercussions of mining

Urist McMiner waited. The torches above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were cats in the fortress. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Urist McNoble were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

Urist was a miner for fourteen years, When he was young he watched the expeditions and he said "I want to be on the expeditions daddy."Dad said, "No! You will be KILL BY KITTENS" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the mountain fortress of Geniusponders he knew there were kittens.

"This is McNoble" The alcohol barrel crackered. "You must fight the kittens!"So Urist gotted his corssbow and blew up the wall.

"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the kittens. "I will stare at him" said the cybercarp and he fired the stare of death missiles. Urist crossbowed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling collapsed and they were trapped and not able to kill."No! I must kill the kittens!" he shouted.

The alcohol barrel said "No, Urist. You are the kittens."

And then Urist was adopted by a cat.

Shakugan no Shana: Repercussions of Flame Hazing

Shana and Yuuji waited. The fuzetsu above them blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Tomogara in the city. She didn't see them, but had expected them for years.

Her warnings to Alastor were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now anyway.

Shana had been a Flame Haze for many years. When she was young she watched the Fuzetsu in the sky and sayed, "I want to be a Flame Haze daddy." Dad sayed NO YOU WILL BE KILL BY TOMOGARA

When she was younger, Shana believed him. But then as she got oldered, she stopped. But now in the Fuzetsu she knew there were Tomogara.

"This is Alastor" her medallion crackered. "You must fight teh demons"

So Shana gotted her Nietono no Shana and blew up the wall. "SHE GOING TO KILL US" sayed Sorat. "I will shoot at her" sayed Tiriel and she fired the cradel garden. Shana nietono'd at her and tried to blew her up. But then the building fell on Margery Daw, who was trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must fight the demons" sayed Yuuji Alastor sayed, "No Yuuji you are the demons"

And then Yuuji was a Torch.

Warhammer 40k: The Repercussions of Heresy

Fyodor Karamazov waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were heretics in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Inquisitor Varnus were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Fyodor was a Inquisitorial Pact for four hundred years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be in the Inquisition daddy." Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY HERETICS" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base over Kaurava he knew there were heretics. "This is Varnus" the vox crackered. "You must fight the heretics!" So Fyodor gotted his flashlight and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US" said the renegades "I will shoot at him" said the pysker and he fired the doombolt missiles. Fyodor pew pewed at him from atop his mobile chair and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the heretics" he shouted The radio said "No, Fyodor. You are the heretics" And then Fyodor was a plague zombie.

Warhammer 40k: The Repercussions of Chaos

Corvus Corax waited. The chaos above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the warp. He didn’t see them, but he had expected them, now for years. His warnings to Lemon Rust were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Corvus was a Primach for fourteen millennia. When he was young he watched the warp and he said to dad “I want to be in the warp, daddy.” Dad said “NO! YOU WILL BE KILL BY DEMONS!” There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the eye of terror he knew there were demons. “This is Rust,” the radio crackered. “You must fight the demons!” So Corvus gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the 4th wall. “HE GOING TO KILL US,” said the demons! “I will yell at him,” said Lorgar and he yelled the words of heresy. Corvus plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the writer got fired and they were trapped and not able to kill. “No! I must kill the demons,” he shouted! The radio said “No, Corvus. You are the demons.” And then, Corvus was a skub.

Kaiserreich: Repercussions of the Weltkrieg

John Stahlhelm waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Syndicalists in the Reichstag. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Keiser Willey were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. John was a monarchist for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the panzers and he said to dad "I want to be on the tanks daddy." Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY SYNDIES" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the Reichstag base of Imperial Germany, he knew there were Syndicalists. "This is Willey" the phone crackered. "You must fight the Syndies!" So John gotted his panzrfoust and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US!" said the Syndicalists "I will shoot at him" said the trade union leader and he fired the labor missiles. John fousted at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the Syndies!" he shouted The phone said "No, John. You are the Syndicalists" And then John led FAUD.

Repercussion of Soulstorm

Commander Boreale waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were enemehs in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to holy Emprah were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Boreale was a Spess Mehreen for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the Steel Rehn and said to dad "I want to be on the Drop Pods daddy." Dad said No! You will be KILL BY THE ENEMEH" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the fortress of the Blod Revehns he knew there was the Enemeh. "This is Emprah" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Enemeh!" So boreale gotted his bloter rifle and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US" said the enemeh "I will shoot at him" said Carron and he fired the flamer fire. Boreale boltered at him and tried to blew him up. But then the Steel Rehn fell and he was trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the enemeh" he shouted The radio said "No, Boreale. You are the enemeh." And then Boreale was a Necron.

4chan: Repercussions of Shitposting

Anon waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were weeaboos in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Moot were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Anon was a moderator for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the imageboards and he said to dad "I want to be on the 4chan daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE BAN BY WEEABOOS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the /tg/ base of the 4chan he knew there were weeaboos.
"This is Moot" the board crackered. "You must ban the weeaboos!"
So Anon gotted his banhammer and deleted the firewall.
"HE GOING TO BAN US" said the weeaboos
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberweeaboo and he fired the rocket missiles. Anon banned at him and tried to blew him up. But then the bandwith fell and they were trapped and not able to post.
"No! I must ban the weeaboos" he shouted
The board said "No, Anon. You are the weeaboos"
And then Anon was a shithead.

Sonichu: Repercussions of Autism

Chris Chandler waited. The light on his PS3 blinked and sparked out of the air. There were trolls in his house. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His threats to Clyde Cash were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Chris was mayor of CWCville for fourteen years. When he was young he watched Sonic the Hedgehog and he said to Bob "I want to zap to the extreme daddy."
Bob said "No! You will BE KILL BY TROLLS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the bedroom of 14 Branchland Court he knew there were trolls.
"This is Sonichu" the radio crackered. "You must fight the trolls!"
So Chris gotted his PSEye and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the trolls
"I will shoot at him" said BILLY MAYS and he fired the homo missiles. Chris Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Haad at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the trolls" he shouted
The radio said "No, Chris. You are the trolls"
And then Chris was a tomgirl.

Metal Gear Solid: Repercussions of Nanomachines

Solid Snake waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Metal Gears in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Kaz Miller were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Snake was a super soldier for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the snakes and he said to dad “I want to eat the snakes daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY SNAKES”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the secret base of the Cipher organization he knew there were Metal Gears.
“This is Kaz” the radio crackered. “You must fight the Metal Gears!”
So Snake gotted his basics of CQC and knocked down the wall.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the Metal Gears
“I will shoot at him” said the Metal Gear and he fired the rocket missiles. Snake CQC'd at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the Metal Gear” he shouted
The radio said “No, Snake. You are the Metal Gear”
And then Snake was a Metal Gear.

Crusading: Repercussions of Paganism

Sir Jonathan of Stalvern did wait. Yon torches flareth and crackled within the air. Lo for there were dragons within yon den. He could not lay view upon them yet he forsaweth them for many a year. His omens to Knight Joson were not heeded and now it were too late. Indeed, too late for now!
For yet a dozen and two years Sir Jonathan was among the knightly order. In the days of his youth he did find merriment in viewing the jousts and he spoke to his father "I wisheth to ride on the stallions father".
Said father "No! Thou shalt be slain by dragons"
Yea there was an era when he believeth him. But lo as he weathered the years he did cease. And behold! For now within the subterraine of the den he knew there were dragons.
"Doth be Joson" said the magick carrier pigeonne. "Thou must slayeth the dragons!"
And thus, Sir Jonathan wielded his bow and arrow and razed yon wall.
"He shall slayeth us" spoketh the dragons.
"I shall layeth siege upon him" said the Mechanickaldragon and he launcheth the flamme breathe. Sir Jonathan did arrowe at him and endeavovred to smite him. But lo! For the ceiling did collapseth upon them and they were imprisoned and not able to slayeth.
"Nay! I must slayeth the dragons." said Sir Jonathan.
And said the pigeonne "Nay Sir Jonathan. Thou art the dragons."
And thenceforth, Sir Jonathan was a wyvern.

Undertale: Repercussions of Genocide

Frisk waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were charas in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Asgore were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Frisk was a fallen child for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the barrier and he said to Toriel "I want to be on the aboveground mommy..."
Toriel said "No! You will BE KILL BY CHARAS"
There was a time when he believed her. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the palace of the royal guard he knew there were charass.
"This is Asgore" the echo flower crackered. "You must fight the charas!"
So Frisk gotted his real knife and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the charas
"I will shoot at him" said the Flowey and he fired the friendliness pellets. Frisk slashaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the charas" he shouted
The radio said "No, Frisk. You are the charas"
And then Frisk was the demon who comes when you call its name.

Pokeman: Repercussions of Catching

A waited. The sun above him shone and shimmered out of the air. There were pokemon in the tall grass. He didn't see them, but he had expected them now for years. His warnings to Proffser Oke were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. A was a pokeman trainer for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the pokemans and he said to dad "I want to train them daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE EAT BY POKEMANS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the wild bushes of the Johto region he knew there were pokemans.
"This is Oke" the radio crackered. "You must catch the pokemans!"
So A gotted his pokball and threw at the bushes.
"HE GOING TO CATCH US" said the pokemans
"I will eat up him!" said the Rbok and she chomped. A pokballed at her and tried to catch her. But then the tree fell and they were tapped and not able to catch.
"No! I must catch the pokemans" he shouted
The radio said "No, A. You are the pokemans"
And then A was a Rbok.

XCOM 2: Repercussions of Xenophilia

Bradford waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were ADVENT in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Commander were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. John was an X-COM agent for 27 years. hen he was young he watched the Rookies and said to Vahlen "I want them to use grenade on muton."
Vahlen said No! You will be KILL THE SALVAGE"
There was a time when he believed her. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the flying base of X-COM he knew there were snek.
"This is Commander" the radio crackered. "You must fuck the snek!"
So john gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO SNEX US" said the snek
"I will sex at him" said the King and he fired the ice bombs. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the action points fell and he was trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must snex the snek" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the aliens."
And then John was a Chryssalid.

Indrick Boreale: Repercussions of Baldness

Force Commander Indrick Boreale waited. The metal light boxes above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were enemehs in the base. He could not see them, but he had expected them now for years. His warnings to Chapter Master Kyras went unheeded and now it was too late. Far too late for his battle brothers stationed in space, anyway. Boreale was a battle brother for fourteen decades. When he was young he watched the thunderhawks and he said to The Emprah "Fatheh. Ah wihsh teh beh on teh ships."
The Emprah said "No! It is you who will die! You shall taste death and defeat!"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got baldered he stopped. But now in the southern quadrant of his headquarters he knew there was the enemeh, though they were on the move.
"This is Captain Diomedes" the vox crackered. "You must fight the BANEBLADES!"
So Indrick Boreale gotted his codex and blew up the wall.
"HE IS GOING TO DESCEND UPON US, OVERWHELM US, AND LEAVE NONE ALIVE" said the enemeh.
"METAL BAWKSES?!" said Carron and he fired the Rhinos. Indrick Boreale Steel Rained on him and tried to overwhelm him and leave none alive. But then the drop pod fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! We have failed... the Emprah..." he shouted.
The vox said "No, Indrick Boreale. You are bald and foolish."
And then Indrick Boreale was a servitor.

Wall-E: Repercussions of obesity.

EVE waited. The lights above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were fat people in the Axiom. she didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Auto were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. EVE was a probe bot for 14 years. When she was young she watched the probe bots and she said to Wall-E "I want to be a probe.."
Wall-E said "No! You will BE KILL BY FAT PEOPLE"
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the Axiom ship of the BnL Corporation she knew there were fat people.
"This is Auto" the radio crackered. "You must fight the fat people!"
So EVE gotted her ion rifle and blew up the wall.
"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said the fat people
"I will shoot at her" said the cyberfatguy and he fired the burger missiles. EVE ionead at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the fat people" she shouted.
The radio said "No, EVE. You are the fat people"
And then EVE was a overweight robot.

Minecraft: Repercussions of griefing.

Alex Minecraft waited. The torches above her flickered and sparkled out of the air. There were mobs in the cave. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for days. Her warnings to Steve were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Alex was a monster slayer/miner/stonemason/carpenter/huntress/architect/alchemist/farmer/blacksmith/leatherworker/spelunker/weaver/etc for fourteen years. When she was young she watched the mob grinders and she said to dad "I want to be in the dungeons, daddy..."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY MOBS!"
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got older she stopped. But now in the cave beneath the village she knew there were mobs.
This is Steve" the enderchest vwooshed. "You must fight the mobs!"
So ALex gotted her TNT and blew up the wall.
"SHE GOING TO KILL US" Said the mobs.
"I will shoot at her." said the skeleton and it fired the arrow. Alex TNTed at it and tried to blew it up. But then the gravel fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the mobs" She shouted.
The enderchest said "No Alex, you are the mobs"
An then Alex was a zombie.

Hollow Knight: Repercussions of Infection.

The Hollow Knight waited. The Seal of Binding above them blinked and sparked out of the air. The Radiance was in the Black Egg. They didn't see her, but had expected her now for years. Their warnings to the Pale King were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Hollow was a Pure Vessel for fourteen years. When they were young they watched the other vessels and they said to dad "I want to have mind to think, daddy."
Dad said "NO! YOU WILL BE CORRUPTED BY IDEA INSTILLED!"
There was a time when they believed him. Then as they got oldered they stopped. But now in the Black Egg base of the Kingdom of Hallownest they knew there was the Radiance.
"This is the Dreamers," the voices in their head said. "You must fight the Radiance!"
So Hollow gotted their Pure Nail and cut up the Infection vines.
"THEY GOING TO KILL US," said the Radiance.
"I will shoot at them," said the Primal Aspid and it fired the Infection blobs. Hollow Shade Souled at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the Radiance!," they shouted!
The voice said "No, Hollow. You are the Radiance."
And then Hollow was Infected.

Deep Rock Galactic: Repercussions of Drinking.

Karl waited. The flares hissed and sizzled around him. There were Glyphids in the cave. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for weeks. His warnings to Mission Control were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Karl was a miner/mercenary for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the dropships and he said to dad "I want to be on the dropships daddy..." Dad said "NO! You will BE KILL BY GLYPHIDS!" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the Dense Biozone of Hoxxes IV he knew there were Glyphids. "This is Mission Control" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Glyphids!" So Karl downed his Skull Crusher ale and mined through the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US" said the Glyphids. "I will barf on him." Said the Praetorian and he spewed the poison. Karl shot at him and tried to blow him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the Glyphids" He shouted. The radio said "No, Karl. You are the Glyphids." And then Karl was a Swarmer.

Ace Combat 5

Blaze scrambled. The planes above him smoked and flamed out of the air. There were demons in the Razgriz Strait. He didn't see them, but had expected them for now for weeks. His warnings to Cernel Perrolt were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Blaze was an ace pilot for two months. When he was nugget he watched the fighter planes and he said to pops "I want to be on the planes pops." Pops said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got boldered he stopped. But now in the Razgriz Straits of the north sea he knew there were demons.
"This is Thunderhead" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!" So Blaze gotted his missile lock and blew up the supply sub. "HE GOING TO SINK US" said the Yukes
"I will shoot at him" said the Hrimfaxi and fired the burst missiles. Blaze climbed to 5000 feet and tried to blew him up. But then the Hrimfaxi submerged and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, Blaze. You are the demons"
And then Blaze was a ghost.

Gundam: Repercussions of Mecha

Amuro waited. The suits above him breaked and died out of the space. There were zeons on White Base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Ensin Noah were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Amuro was a earthnoid for fifteen years. When he was young he watched the gundams and he said to dad "I want to be the gundams daddy..."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY CHAR"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the Side 7 of the EFSF he knew there were zeons.
"This is Noah" the radio crackered. "You must fight the zeons!"
So Amuro gotted his bean rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the Zakus
"I will kick at him" said the Aznable and he shot the Red Comet Kick. Amuro beamed at him and tried to blew him up. But then they dropped the colony and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the pilots" he shouted
The radio said "No, Amuro. You are the pilot"
And then Amuro was an newtype.

Warframe: Repercussions of Void

John Stalker waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Tenno in the ship. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Hunwho were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. John was a Stalker for fourteen hundred years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to Balas "I want to be on the Railjacks daddy..."
Ballsack said "No! You will BE KILL BY TENNO"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the galleon ship of the Grineer he knew there were Tenno.
"This is Wunhoh" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Tenno!"
So John gotted his War and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the Tenno
"I will shoot at him" said the Mesa and she fired the regulators. John War’d at her and tried to blew her up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the Tenno" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the Tenno"
And then John was a Tenno.

Deltarune: Repercussions of [Hyperlink Blocked]

Spampton G. Spamton waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Lightners in the basement. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Queen were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Spamton was a [BIG SHOT] for [My Favorite Year]. When he was [Number 1 Rated Salesman1997] he answered the phone and he said to Queen "I want to have a [Communion] with [Unintelligible Laughter] Queen..."
Queen said "No! You will BE VACATIONING IN [Burning acid]!"
There was a time when he believed her. Then as he got [Desperate] he stopped. But now in the [Deep Abyss] of Queen's [Mansion] he knew there were Lightners.
"This is H E A V E N" the phone rang. "You must [Attention Customers! Clean up on Aisle 3!] the Lightners!"
So Spamton gotted his chained heart and blew up the [Little Sponge].
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the Lightners
"I will shoot at him" said the SOUL and they fired the [BIG SHOT]. Spamton [Killed] at them and tried to [Scream] into the [Receiver]. But then the [Voice] ran out and they were LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN??? and not able to take [ A Ride around Town on Our Specil Cungadero].
"No! I must cut the [Silly Strings]" he shouted
The phone said "No, Spamton. You are the [Silly Strings]"
And then Spamton was a [Long-Nosed Doll].

Destiny: Repercussions of Darkness

En Jôhn waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Guardians in the ship. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Orycks were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. John was a Hive Knight for four hundred years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to Savathun "I want to be on the spaceships mommy..."
Savythun said "No! You will BE KILL BY GUARDIANS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the Pyramid ship of the Darkness he knew there were Guardians.
"This is Aurax" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Guardians!"
So En Jôhn gotted his sword and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the Guardians
"I will shoot at him" said the Hunter and he fired the Telesto. En Jôhn sword’d at her and tried to blew her up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the Guardians" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the Guardians"
And then John was a Lucent Brood.

SCP: Repercussions of Keter

Alto Clef waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were SCPs in the site. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Ajent Strenlikov were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Alto was a Department Head: Division of Training and Development for thirty three years. When he was young he watched the secure facilities and he said to dad "I want to be in the facilities daddy…"
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY SCPS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the secure containment area of the SCP he knew there were SCPs.
"This is Strenlikov" the radio crackered. "You must fight the SCPs!"
So John gotted his aotmic revolver and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the SCPs
"I will shoot him" said the statue and he scraped across the floor. Alto atomieced at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the SCPs" he shouted
The radio said "No, Alto. You are the SCPs"
And then Alto was a reality bender.

attempts to fix it

DOOM: repercussions of evil (revised)

He stood in trance. Lights flickered, the air was dense with a strong scent of blood and gore. Demons where there. He was too scared to go on, even if he refused to admit it. All stood still for a while; The communicator on his helmet reproduced the message Captain Stalvern? Why are you Staling in there? Get it?

"not funny Col... You should have listened to me, I said we shoud have brought..." -he gets interrupted-

" FIRST OF ALL, you are only Captain of this operation, I DECIDE WHAT'S FUNNY OR NOT. SECOND OF ALL, I only listen to my personal advisor, you have no right to give me any advice CAPTAIN!"

"yeah look where that got you, inside a facility in mars stuck under debris waiting for me to rescue you; Oh and also your advisor got killed!"

"HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT ROCKET LAUNCHER WAS THAT POWERFUL"

"dumass..."

John turns out his communicator, re-fueled with anger that his superior inspired.

"gotta fight like hell"

John grabbed his plasma rifle, little ammo, probably couldn't kill an imp. The logo of the UAC split on the opening door, revealing quite the landscape. Before him stood a mancubus, 3 hell knights and a cyberdemon. The hell knights where about to charge as the cyber-demon roared and fired a rocket wich ended up hitting the hell knights. John was about to laugh, interrupted by the floor collapsing. He and the demons fell for what seemed like hours. John took advantage of the clean shot and counted his fires. one, mancubus down, two, cyber-demon stunned, three, debris turned to dust. As he hit the floor, the dusted debris was not enough to brace the impact. his body on the ground with the plasma rifle far away and a cyber-demon with revenge in his eyes, John lets out a muffled Rip & Tear as he grabs two pieces of concrete and throws one directly into the rocket-launcher destroying it, and the other at the demons horns, breaking one of them off. now back on his feet, he charges at the cyber-demon, horn in hand and stabs the demon's heart, screaming many times "I must kill the demons!"

The cyber-demon let out a final cry "BROTHER" and ceased struggling. John was shocked. "Why would a demon say that?" He fell in trance once again. The voice of his superior echoed through the hallway behind him. He turned, almost happy that he finally found his superior. He says "jason! you're fine!"; The happiness quickly ended as He saw the Colonel with a rocket-launcher in hand, pointing straight at him with fear in his eyes. he yelled with a trembly voice in a language John didn't understand but seemed familiar

john looked at his body covered in blood, felt a weird taste in his mouth, tainted. he felt awful, like a hangover without the fun of prior drinks. After the hell knights exploded, some of their blood fell into his mouth. the transformation happened mid air, making it seem like time had slowed down. he only survived the fall because he was tainted.

Falling into this realization, John couldn't bare his life anymore and ran through the hallways, somehow evading the rocket from Colonel Jason. All of his life started collapsing. Eventually, it clicked. all his memories vanished, most emotions disappeared. At the moment he only felt... hunger. John, or what He is now, rushes back smelling flesh. He attacks a marine that was crippeled on the floor, finishing his prey with a hit on the head with a horn. He does not know where that horn came from, but it is his weapon now. Suddently he feels something, he starts heading towards an arena, as if something commanded him. Now with a group of demons that looked just like him. He is now a Zombie, marching towards a monster in green, in full awareness of his fate. As he charged to his death he started a chant with his group "RIP & TEAR, RIP & TEAR". -The end

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See also

• Rocks fall, everyone dies
• Rip and Tear

External Links

• --Reposted source (original was deleted)
• --Video reading
• --Animated Adaptation