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[[File:khorne_by_baklaher-d7335e6.jpg|500px|thumb|right|Special K in all his glory, Sitting comfortably on his Skull Throne, being pissed off at everyone and everything, because to him it's all bullshit]]
<div style="font-size:1.10em;font-weight:bold;font-style:bold;font-family:serif;margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em"><span style='color:red;font-size:100%'>{{Topquote|BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!|The creed of Khorne being Overused to Death}}</span></div>
{{Topquote|Anger, which, far sweeter than trickling drops of honey, rises in the bosom of a man like smoke.|Homer}}
{{Topquote|The important thing in life is not victory but combat: it is not to have vanquished but to have fought well.|Pierre de Coubertin}}
{{Topquote|[[Chaos Gods|They]]'re none of them good, but Khorne's the worst. Battle without honour and oath shouldn't be encouraged.|[[vermintide 2|Bardin Goreksson]]}}
{{Topquote|[[Rip and Tear|Rip....and....TEAR!]]|Doomguy}}


[[File:Flakes.jpg|thumb|right|Khornate Berzerkers eat Khorne flakes for breakfast to give them the energy to kill, maim, burn everything in front of them.]]
==Introduction==
[[RAGE|'''Khorne''']], also known as '''the Blood God ([[Derp|obviously]]), Kharnath, Arkhar, Khorgar, [[Viking|Kjorn]], Khar, the Great Brass Bull, the Bloody Handed, the Axefather, the Bloodwolf, Kong Nüe (恐虐), The Great Khorneholio, Special K, Kevin, the [[Ulric|Wolf-Father]], Frowny Face McMurderaxe, Sergeant Slaughter, the Lord of Fighters, the Messiah of Mayhem, Call of Duty: Demon DLC, [[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|The Paraplegic Sociopath]], [[If_the_Emperor_had_a_Text-to-Speech_Device|MegaSatan]], Definitely not fucking Khaine, [[Dwarf Fortress|Armok]], Stone Cold Steve Austin, Khornelias Fudge, Kellogg's Khorneflakes, Big Red, K-Dogg, Chile Con Khornage, Daddy’s little princess (HEY, FUCK YOU!), [[Nasuverse|Actually Satan]]''' and 8860 other names is the [[Chaos God]] of war, murder, savagery, hatred (though he is starting to question that one at times thinking it belongs more to [[Slaanesh|his arch enemy]] than it does him), murder, destruction, rage, wrath, murder, battle, barbarism and [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs|manliness]]...oh and did we mention murder. He is also the mofo that the Klingons worship. As well as this he symbolises courage, athleticism, determination, daring, discipline, sportsmanship, honor, impulsiveness, struggling onward in the face of any odds, and survival of the fittest. But mostly he's simply about being angry.


<div style="text-align:center;font-size:1.25em;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-family:serif;margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em"> BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!
He is commonly held to be the strongest [[Chaos]] God by default (though this is technically incorrect) and is associated with wolves and powerful hunting dogs, as well as lions and bulls. For another reason that is inspired by occultism, Khorne's sacred number is Eight, which represents abundance and power. In occultism the number signifies a strong sense of authority, ability to make decisions and forcefulness. If blocked it gives way to over-ambition, mismanagment and abuse of power. Thus, his followers tend to organize themselves into groups of eights and their multiples. Fun fact, this also means that the names of Khornate daemons are usually comprised of eight letters...Though exceptions exist. (The Chinese, Vietnamese, and Koreans value the number 8 due to its similarity with the Chinese character for prosperity does that make them Khornate worshippers?).
- The Chant of Khorne'''</div>
[[File:SkullThrone.jpg|400px|right|thumb|The Big K in all his glory contemplating on whose rectum he is going to shove his chainaxe into with extreme prejudice.(Spoiler: its everyone)]]
'''Khorne''' (Pronounced: 'corn' 'that fucking S.O.B who came up with that joke will be disemboweled with a chainaxe etc, etc") -- but also known as Kharneth, and Arnakh is the [[Chaos God]] of violence, war, battle, strength, honor, bravery, hate and [[rage]] (Used to do technology, didn't he?). He is also the world's biggest corn flake producer and likes to have BLOOD with them. He used to be about war in all its aspects, including martial honor (which still holds some relevance, he doesn't give two shits whether you kill a defenseless bitch, but if you try and make that into a sacrifice, Khorne will feel insulted and send his Bloodhounds after you. This is because Khorne only desires the skulls of worthy foes to add to his Skull Throne.), back when power was gained by hacking off people's heads with an axe and/or blasting them with a massive gun, this is usually done with the fine work of that magnificent bastard, and tactical genius. Then [[Gav Thorpe]] went and assraped the [[Chaos]] codex. Now Khorne's just a loony who likes killing everything (though the [[Black Crusade]] RPG goes some way to reversing this trend as they try to make some of the forces of Chaos more complex and sympathetic), though it has been said that he sends his bloodhounds after anyone who harms the innocent. [[Khârn]] is one of Khorne's champions, and despite everything he's pretty fun to be around. Khorne's followers are often characterized by a two dimensional love of [[Rip and tear|tearing shit up]] and being overcome with blood lust.
Khorne, by virtue of being the most prominent Chaos God, is also the second most powerful general "deity" in both iterations of Warhammer ([[Nurgle]] has him beat but only because of the fact that everything eventually comes to him) In both versions of Warhammer, his followers are characterized by an overbearing need to spill blood and engage in honest battle, as well as a violent code of martial honour and a "survival of the fittest" approach to morality. They tend to be dutiful, as well, but said duties involve whacking their axes into their enemy and painting their blood all over villages gargling their blood as mouthwash (if only because Khorne's only real command is to spill worthy blood in his name).


It has never really been satisfactorily explained why pretty much everyone in both the Fantasy and 40k settings who goes into a beserker rage (I'm looking at YOU blood angels) isn't accused of falling to chaos when anyone who starts looking a bit pimp is burned for worshiping slaanesh. Then again, nowadays slaanesh is the only chaos god anyone seems to give two shits about anyway.
This is where Khorne and Slaanesh generally clash directly and openly as enemy gods, aside from the fact that everyone in the warp hates Slaanesh. While Khorne instills discipline, honor and a sense of selfless duty in his followers to obey a single purpose (usually spill blood in his name), Slaanesh is the polar opposite. Slaanesh instead tells his/her followers to do <strike>whoever</strike> whatever they want in their own selfish pursuit of pleasure, caring not for the consequences of their actions (e.g; using your authority to hoard food from your starving citizens, so you can indulge in bottomless gluttony every day).


Khorne was said to have originated during the Crusades. However, since [[Imperium|hyoomanz]] aren't the only things that are sentient, there is some speculation as to the truth of this (the war in heaven makes more sense).
This is also why Khorne is at odds with Tzeentch: Tzeentch sees things like honor and discipline as unnecessary hamstrings towards one's advancement and opts that everything is on the table when one wishes to further their position (why duel your Lord for his position when you could arrange for an "accident" to befall him, instead? Sure its a low-blow, but if your lord was too stupid to see that car bomb coming, was he really deserving of loyalty?). The same can be said of his disdain for sorcery. Tzeentch thinks that mortals using the power of the gods themselves is fair game in their pursuit of progress (so long as you can control it), while Khorne thinks that using anything else but your own strength alone means you are weak and his "survival of the fittest" ideal has no place for you.
That being said they have some points they agree on. for example using the power of the gods to augment your abilities (i.e. Cloaking your weapons in Warp-fire or Warp-Lightning), can be interpreted as simply using your power to control the power of the gods for your benefit. They also think it looks awesome, And Khorne is perfectly fine with using underhanded methods to deal with someone who is not worth your time (i.e. A “governor” of Jopall), which Tzeentch finds interesting.


Khorne loathes [[Slaanesh]], as Slaanesh is about living it up, while Khorne is about TEARING IT THE FUCK DOWN. <strike>Evidence supports Khorne being ''[[wikipedia:Tsundere|tsundere]]'' for Slaanesh, as once the Lord of Excess gave the Blood God a cup, and ever since he has EXPLODED IT WITH HATE only to pick it back up and try and put it back together.</strike> '''[[Rage|WHEN I HAVE REMOVED THE WRITER'S EMPTY HEAD FROM HIS SHOULDERS, KHORNE WILL SUBJECT HIM TO UNPARALLELED SUFFERING FOR HIS BLASPHEMY!!!]]'''
Khorne also has the distinction of being the only Chaos God (or any god for that matter) whose word you can take at face value. The other gods don't realize that disdain for scheming and backstabbing isn't the same as being stupid. Nor do they realize that over-complicating things is actually the worst thing a planner can do. The more unnecessary variables to a plan, the easier it is for something to break. ([[Just as Planned|that said Tzeentchian plans have divination included into them, eliminating most tactical miscalculations]], [[Not as Planned|unless Tzeentch wanted it to happen.]]). So - you actually want results? Be practical. Involve only as many steps as you need. Beat someone until they're reduced to a bloody smear on the ground - no step 2 required.


In ''[[Warhammer Fantasy]]'', Khorne has a personal sex slave called [[-4 Str|Valkia the Bloody]]. Valkia and Khorne's sickfuckery begins when the aforementioned ugly bitch somehow managed to "defeat" a greater daemon and [[FAIL|tried]] to deliver it's head to Khorne. Because whatever steroids she used to cheat during that fight wore off, she died in the Realm of Chaos. Khorne, needing some evidence to prove that he wasn't gay (given his preference for massive, hairy, muscular old men in heavy armor as his champions and his brief yet lustful affair with [[wikipedia:Billy Mays|Billy Mays]]), took the bitch as his personal BDSM sex slave. The rest, as they say, is history.
Basically, Khorne isn't a stupid brute, he's actually pretty smart. The god of battles knows a thing or two about tactics and warfare. That said, Khorne's doctrine is inflexible. One, straightforward approach to anything. Simply put: Break everything in half. Which means that it all rides on an "all-or-nothing" deal. If his battering ram approach doesn't work there's little to be done to salvage the situation beyond everyone dying a glorious death. Usually this isn't the case for most battles, the Khornates' overwhelming need to quench their bloodlust gets in the way of reorganization. Of course, if things go according to plan, there are only few things that can stop the demonically-possessed no brakes hate train.


Oh yeah, and Valkia's getting a book soon.
If Khorne had a voice actor it would have been BRIAN BLESSED but BRIAN chose Gotrek instead, the rejection sending Khorne's rage to new heights (unsubstantiated rumors say Khorne's considered sending Skulltaker and Karnak after BRIAN BLESSED, but Khorne realized all he'll get from that is two dead daemons with burst eardrums).


<s>'''PRAISE THE EMPEROR.  READING FURTHER IS heresy. PREPARE TO BE EXECUTED.'''</s> {{BLAM| '''Daemon Prince BONECRUSHER hates faggotrocious commissars who think they have any power here.  The offending commissar has thus been brutally executed.'''}}
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8ZqFlw6hYg Here is his theme song.]


==Fun Khorne facts==
===Appearance===
[[File:Tea Time.jpg|300px|right|thumb|In the grim darkness of the far future, there is still time for tea....]]
Khorne is described as resembling a giant, iron-hewed warrior clad in red armour, with a massive sword and a winged helm that conceals a snarling face like that of a wolf. This humanoid form could be seen as something darkly meaningful, were it not for the fact that more or less everyone in both settings is conveniently human-shaped.
[[File:Khorne First.jpg|thumb|right|400px|The first depiction of Khorne in Warhammer art.]]
Of course, most artists at GW forget that he's supposed to look a giant Chaos Warrior and instead make him look like an overgrown Bloodthirster on a chair.


* Khorne is the only being in canon who will always win. Anytime anyone gets angry? (all the fucking time in the grimderp universe) He wins. Anytime anyone kill someone else? (even more likely) He fucking wins. Given that he doesn't give a damn who's doing the killing or dying, it could be argued that EVERYONE (except that Kaldor Draigo fuck who has the blessing of Your Spiritual Liege) inadvertently is worshiping Khorne. Just as Planned...  
===Khorne and His Worship===
Khorne is the easiest god ever to worship. Where [[Tzeentch|other]], [[Slaanesh|more]] [[Nurgle|pussified]] gods may demand you to memorize overly long prayers and hymns, or to build huge houses of worship and other such unmanly bullshit, Khorne is venerated with one thing and one thing only: the time-honoured tradition of [[rip and tear|hack'n'slash]].


* Khorne the most powerful being in the canon, capable of GETTING SHIT DONE on a level undreamed by most of the other chaos gods(it is disputed that Tzeentch can get more done with his crazy future seeing shit, but everyone agrees that Khorne is the most direct, generally Chaos Books flip flops over whether Khorne or Tzeentch is the most powerful. So we'll just go ahead and say that like Gork and Mork they're equally powerful but Khorne is direct while Tzeentch is tricksy). The only thing he is unable to accomplish, regrettably, is overcome Games Worskhop's unwillingness to move the plot forward.
Khorne is worshipped on the battlefield. His hymns are the sound of steel on steel, his sacraments are the blows of hammer and axe, his only prayer the bellowing of the warcry "Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!" and his libation is the blood spilled in his name.


* His tongues of Chaos name is Kharneth, and I suppose it still is. Khorne really hates it when people use that name and kills anyone who utters it in his presence.
In essence, you worship Khorne by being a good warrior. And as a warrior, you'll find your interests and his tend to generally align; he wants death but isn't picky on who, and you want to live to fight another day. Thus, the mere act of preserving your life will earn the pleasure of the god of battle. In a setting where there is no peace, only war, Khorne is always going to be massively powerful. Further, most of the armies embody one of his aspects - [[Space Marine|Powerful]] and [[Necron|fearless]] warriors are the [[Chaos|chosen]] of Khorne, but he favors those who use [[Ork|brute force assaults]] carried out with [[Tyranid|singular purpose and no remorse]] just as well. [[Just As Planned|Khorne wins in fights his forces weren't even involved in]].
However, Khorne is one of those honourable war-gods. So don't think that beating your enemies by anything other than sheer strength, skill and aggression will make him happy. And for the love of Sigmar/Emprah, don't try to cheat by picking fights with the weak or helpless or by giving him baby skulls. Khorne expects a form of savage, viking-esque dignity from his followers and for them to be generally [[Fist of the North Star|manly]], this means you have to fight worthy opponents and those generally able to at least hold up a sword. ''Only after'' the worthwhile enemies are out of the way; then you can gorge yourself on the blood of women and children all you want (or make them fight amongst themselves and recruit the survivors, or enslave them, or whatever). Most of the writers forget this, thinking that Khorne really gives no fucks about what you kill, and it makes Khorne [[Rage|snarl in anger]]. Though he continues to send his flesh-hounds to hunt down those who flee and abandon their brothers on the battlefield, be they Chaos or non-Chaos.


* <s> Khorne is gay for Billy Mays (He needs the OxyClean to clean up all the blood!) </s> [[Rage|'''PATHETIC WRETCH I SHALL HAVE YOUR SKULL ON A BLOODY PLATTER''']]
Aside from that and (obviously) never backing down from a fight, Khorne has no commandments whatsoever. But deviating from the aforementioned in the slightest is begging for the flesh-hounds to tear your ass apart.


* In truth, the [[Angry Marines]] are about as Khornate as Khorne flakes. <strike>LIEZ! They eat it every day! Which is why they were Exterminatus'd for being heretics.</strike>{{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''' HERES....*GWAK* FUCK YOU I'M A GOD! '''*CHOP, REND, TEAR, PAINFUL SCREAMING*'''}}
Such as it is, it would be incorrect to think Khorne doesn't have priests dedicated to him. Though, being a warrior god, these priests tend to be warriors themselves and are often marked by their god. In essence, the only difference between them and a Chaos marauder/Space Marine is several pounds of armour. In Warhammer Fantasy, these priests are called 'Bloodfathers', and in lieu of magic that is gifted to their priests by other gods, Khorne just gives [[AWESOME|HOLYSHITAWESOME]] fighting skills and visions of bloodshed. In [[Age of Sigmar]], they're called Slaughterpriests and they basically lead by example, killing while screaming out Khorne's name. If the killing is good enough, Khorne will empower the priest and/or his allies; but if the killing is unworthy, the priest himself will feel Khorne's wrath.


* <s>Khorne wields a greatsword instead of an axe</s>, and wears black armor. [[Rage|'''IMPERIAL MAGGOT! COWARDLY, EFFETE SCUM! KHORNE, LORD OF BATTLES, GOD OF WAR, IS DESCRIBED IN MANY SOURCES AS WIELDING A MIGHTY AXE SO GREAT THAT WHEN HE MERELY LIFTS IT ENTIRE WORLDS DIE IN HORRIFIC CARNAGE. JUST AS HE IS DESCRIBED IN JUST AS MANY WITH HIS MIGHTY BLADE; WARMAKER! A BLADE WITH WHICH HE, IN A TERRIBLE RAGE, TORE AN ENDLESS CREVASSE IN HIS OWN DOMAIN OF CHAOS! WHEN I HAVE REMOVED YOUR MISERABLE HEAD FROM YOUR SHOULDERS, KHORNE WILL SUBJUGATE YE TO UNPARALLELED SUFFERING FOR YOUR BLASPHEMY!!!!''']]
Khorne is also venerated by working brass into your armour and weapons and donning fashionable high collars. Occasionally, a warrior so pleases Khorne that he gifts him with specially made ones that in addition to looking fabulous can also grant total fucking immunity to magic. After all, who needs spellcasting when you can make a motherfucker's spine disappear - with your bare hands no less?


* Khorne wears rings made from the skulls of usurper war gods on his hands.
Anyway, Khorne is worshiped by warriors, generals and basically anyone who likes battle. His chosen Space Marines legion is of course the World Eaters, in Warhammer Fantasy, the Norscans tend to venerate him with the greatest piety, especially the Aesling tribe, who are Khorne's most devoted servants in Fantasy.


* Khorne, like all other Chaos Gods, is scared shitless of the Void Dragon. Who in their right mind isn't?
===Khorne's take on magic===
As posted some time ago by an Anon who managed to perfectly sum up what Khorne's opinion on magic is: FUCK WIZARDS!!!!


* Khorne is the strongest Chaos God, and also the first to become sentient (although [[Nurgle]] is the oldest). He became self-aware during that orgy of violence that was the Mongol Invasions, and he probably turned Genghis Khan into Doombreed.  
While that's a pretty accurate summation, there's also some nuance to it that is not at all helped by GW's habit of changing things every new edition or keeping shit consistent between writers. With that in mind, let's get into the details of what the "FUCK WIZARDS" thing means.


* Khorne's right hand man is Doombreed (who is Genghis Khan in Daemon Prince form), mightiest and oldest of all his servants. Angron, strongest of the Daemon Primarchs can't hold a candle to Doombreed. Doombreed launched the 5th Black Crusade which to date is the only somewhat successful one, Doombreed essentially declared war on the [[Space Marines|Adeptus Astartes]] and wiped out two chapters, though this still falls well short of it's goal of wiping out all one thousand chapters and every faction in the game has wiped out at least one chapter. Still, it's infinitely more than that [[Abaddon|armless failure]] has accomplished.
The hate of psykers/wizards/etc is pretty much the exact same and works by the same logic for both Khornates and the Adepta Sororitas/Black Templars/etc: it's a [[Conan the Barbarian|Conan-esque]] swords and sorcery thing. Khornates hate wizards for [[3e|trivializing encounters with a single spell and overshadowing fighters]] and turning what should be a clash of might or a military endeavor into a weird wizard show where people turn into frogs and beguile their opponents into killing one another. They hate Slaaneshi for the same reason, due to how they often take what should be a wholesome murderfest and make it into something creepy and weird, what with them "discomporting themselves with the dead" and all that. In Realms of Chaos, its entirely possible for a librarian or wizard to go to Khorne; they just refrain from using their psi/magic powers for anything else but resisting spells in combat from that point onward.


*Khorne's left hand man is An'ggrath, who is the mightiest of the Greater Daemons and will <s>remain so until Forge World finally makes Tzeentch's 999 point Greater Daemon</s> Well with the discovery of Aetaos Rau'Keres, greatest of the lords of change, it seems that An'ggrath has lost his title. An'ggrath has only been in the materium twice but each time he entered it he did a shit load of damage. An'ggrath and Angron are tied for the second generally angriest beings in the universe after [[Commissar Fuklaw]]. (Khorne can experience things other than rage and can experience things like being pleased or satisfied so he's not the generally angriest, but when he gets angry, he gets really angry.)
Khorne and his followers are okay with laser beams. They are okay with sniper rifles ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygHaGY85e-U| as long both you and your opponent have them]). They are okay with flaming swords. They are okay with running people over with tanks. They are okay with blitzkriegs. They are okay with chemical gas. <s>They are okay with holocausts</s> <s>we do '''not''' target civilians, or discriminate...that often</s> bullshit just look at Armageddon. They are okay with exterminatus. They are okay with good tactics. They are okay with berserker charges. They are okay with honorable duels at dawn.


* Khorne does it for the lulz.(Lul is Dutch for dick.)(The Dutch are scum.) (We know. Lul.)
They are ''not'' okay with turning people to frogs, mind control, raining glitterdust from the skies to blind everyone, raising armies of zombies to do the killing for you, and so forth. They are not okay with someone pointing a finger and their opponent dropping dead (but if you point a finger and they explode in a messy cloud tho then that's cool). And they are most definitely not okay with someone who got their power solely by bargaining with daemons instead of earning it themselves. (While it's quite possible to get power via daemonic bargains and not earn Khorne's ire, that requires you to have already become a powerful fighter or be willing to risk death and inflict grievous bodily harm on others, i.e. ''earning'' it.)


* His sacred number is eight.
They are okay with daemonic summoning rituals because Khorne's daemons are all about the hack-and-slash ultraviolence. They are okay with using psychic abilities or daemonic aid to navigate the warp because that means they don't end up crashing into suns or getting whisked to some distant corner of the universe where there's nothing worthwhile to kill. They are okay with sending and receiving astropathic messages because they recognize the value of relatively fast interstellar communication. They are okay with chaining wizards up and forcing them to eternally forge magic items on pain of death because that lets the fighters kill things more easily.


* KHORNE ORDERS YE TO SLAY!!!
One may consider it hypocritical that Khornates are okay with blatantly unfair TECHNOLOGICAL murder, but not okay with blatantly unfair MIND/MAGICAL murder. The point, or at least one interpretation, is that wizards/psykers fucking cheat. They do. They steal the power of the Warp for their own ends. As long as they stay in line, and do nothing but permit the warrior to enact his craft as he so wills, fine, let them live (albeit in terror and likely enslaved by chains of brass) until the day they are no longer useful, at which point their skulls can join Khorne's throne.


* The Internet is for Khorne. [[Rage|'''SO USE IT TO FIND PEOPLE TO KILL!!! DO IT, FAGGOT!!!''']]
But stealing the Gods' own fire and using it to do what mortals should do through their own skill and strength is unacceptable. Remember that technology is completely valid to Khorne. Stealth is completely valid to Khorne. Skill is completely valid to Khorne. Cleverness is completely valid to Khorne. The nuclear bomb and other innovations that come after it could be seen to be unfair. But it is a mortal invention. Mortals should give honor to Khorne by murdering each other through the sweat of their brow. Granted the lines got pretty blurry when AoS introduced the [[Slaughterpriest]].


* <s>It is a well known fact that the two Bush people worshiped Khorne, as did JFK.</s> Andrew Jackson worships Khorne you fucking faggot. How else do you describe a man who after slaughtering <s>hundreds of people in duels for no reason laments that he did not kill enough people? Only Andrew Jackson, the [[rip and tear|ballsiest]] 'Murican ever is even slightly worthy of worshipping Khorne.</s>Andrew Jackson only ever killed one man in his thirteen duels. Mind you, that was AFTER he allowed said man to shoot him in the chest ''first''... His last regrets were indeed that he regretted not killing two other men though.
The scientist who devises new ways to kill is a saint. His work can be put to any other use -- [[Slaanesh|enriching human life]], [[Nurgle|ending hunger, fighting diseases]], [[Tzeentch|answering great questions]]. But the scientist who devises new bombs and weapons is, in his own way, a champion of Khorne. He takes his limitless human potential and nobly limits himself to new ways to kill. Whether you kill with a sword or a bomb, you are killing using good old fashioned mortal strength and genius. You aren't stealing warp energy from the gods in the form of a fireball and cravenly calling it your own.


* He once decided to troll humans for more than consecutive 5 seconds. The result was WW2.
The forger of enchanted weapons is an exception and an ideal symbol. It is fitting that spell energy is subjugated to and entombed within cold steel, just as cowards deserve to be subjugated to warriors until they lie cold and headless in the ground or else burnt to ash. The magic weapon is a symbol of might's superiority to magic-- or in the case of actual daemon princes, the unity of both.


* He farted 500 miles under Haiti. I think we all know what happened next.
The jury is still out on how okay Khorne is with magically imbued people who didn't get their power from him, but [[Tzeentch|given]] [[Nurgle|the]] [[Slaanesh|other]] [[God-Emperor_of_Mankind|possible]] [[Sigmar|benefactors]], he's probably not the biggest fan.


* Khorne's favorite music is '''CLASSIC METAL!!!'''
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! When the Galaxy burns, we will define righteousness!


* Khorne is best buddies with <s>Nurgle</s> KHARN
tl;dr Magic is unmanly, grab a sword (or a 16-inch battleship cannon, if that's your thing) and go kill like a real man already.


* Khorne likes Nurgle because of his cooking and they are often seen working together at the annual [[Warp]] Cook-off. This is because Nurgle is the only Chaos God that cooks nice shit... Even if what he cooks has bits of his own intestine mixed in.


* Khorne beat the [[Empra]] in an arm wrestling match.{{BLAM|'''*SCREAMS OF CENSOR MARINES HEARD* FUCK YOU ASSHOLES! I'M A GOD!!''' }}
===Khorne and other Chaos gods===
As a rule, Khorne despises [[Slaanesh]] because they're an effeminate milk-sop who can't grow a beard or swing an axe like they've got a pair (even though Slaanesh probably has the biggest pair, but less on that), and also because he personifies acting outwardly (ie: seeking the deaths of others), while Slaanesh acts inwardly (ie: seeking their own pleasure). Khorne also finds Slaanesh's obsession with luxury and torture wasteful and dishonorable. Slaanesh is about living it up while Khorne is about tearing it the fuck down. Not to mention its apparent belief that those who wrong you are meant to suffer for it, which Khorne surprisingly doesn't agree with. One of the few Slaaneshi things Khorne ''doesn't'' have a problem with is the desire for perfection in battle; spending year after year training to master an aspect of combat, constantly pushing your limits and never being satisfied until you get it ''just right'' is a perfectly acceptable way to live, so long as you remember to shed blood and take skulls.


* Khaela Mensha Khaine is Khorne's bitch and Khaine owes Khorne big time because Khorne saved Khaine's ass from being violated by Slaanesh. But Khorne is still trying to figure out how to get Khaine to pay the money he owes him since Khaine is kind of...broken.
Khorne also hates [[Tzeentch]] - though they are not fundamental rivals - because his reliance on magic is seen as a sign of weakness and his desire not to face his foes in person is decried by Khorne as cowardly. Khorne sees his penchant for deceit and trickery as dishonorable. Also, Khorne prefers muscles over books (plus Tzeentch is a huge NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD). Tactics and stratagems are all well and good because that's how armies win and seemingly-doomed warriors eke out a victory against seemingly-impossible odds.


* The [[Nightbringer]] is Khorne's bitch. <strike>''...We'll seeee about thattt one. Youu'rrre just violence, '''I'M MOTHERFUCKING <s>DEATH INCARNATE</s> No, you seriously aren't.'''''</strike> {{BLAM|'''FUCK YOU!!!!!!! YOU HOMOSEXUAL EGYPTIAN EMO GOTH COCKSUCKING PANSY!! I ACTUALLY AM A GOD!! UNLIKE YOU, YOU MOPEY PIECE OF DICK!! AND YOU GOT YOUR FAGGOT ASS HANDED TO YOU BY THE WIMP KHAINE, WHO IN TURN WAS BUTTFUCKED BY THAT SINGLE-TESTICLED TWAT SLAANESH! GGGGRRRRRAAAAAAAGGH!!!!!!!! *TEARS THE NIGHTBRINGER A NEW ASS*'''}} <S>'''DOH HO I GUESS YOU OUGHTA BE CALLED THE GOD OF MAD BUTTHURT- SPILL ALL THE BLOOD YOU WANT, I'LL BE AROUND LONG AFTER YOU AND YOUR EQUALLY 2 DIMENSIONAL FANTARDS ARE DEAD'''</s> <strike>{{BLAM|'''GO AND CUT YOUR WRISTS WHILE CRYING ON HOW THE DECEIVER REJECTS YOUR HOMOSEXUAL ADVANCES YOU CUNT. OH, AND MY FANS? HEY, WHAT ARE YOUR NECRON SHITS AGAIN?! OH YEAH, HOMICIDAL ROBOTS WITH NO FUCKING PERSONALITY. JUST LIKE YOU. YOU FUCKING C'TANS ARE THE WORST THING TO EVER BE SHAT UPON THIS FRANCHISE, AND YOUR FLUFFS BEEN WRITTEN BY THAT [[Matt Ward|BEARDED CONCUBINE OF ROWBOAT GIRLYMAN]], YOU KNOW IT'S FUCKING TRUE. NOW GO AND RUN BACK TO THE PIT YOU CRAWLED OUT OF AND RETURN TO YOUR GOTHTARD POETRY WRITING. *RIPS THE NIGHTBRINGER'S HEAD OFF*'''}}</strike>{{BLAM|'''ACTUALLY ON SECOND THOUGHT ANYONE WHO CAN BEAT UP SLAANESH IS KIND OF OKAY IN MY BOOK.  BUT WEAR A SHIRT FOR FUCK'S SAKE!'''}}
Khorne thinks he hates [[Nurgle]] also, because while the ability to endure immense pain is good - great, even! - and calmly acknowledging defeat is just as acceptable as trying to kill your opponent with the last dregs of strength your dying body has left, the fat fuck doesn't even try to get shit done. Thus, his embodiment as sloth runs contrary to the active, vital aspect of Khorne, but he's all for death if its by homicide or genocide.


* The [[Empra]] too is Khorne's bitch.  
There's also [[Solkan]], the not-Chaos Chaos God of Law and a rival of Khorne, being the only Chaos god that can match him in sheer RAAAAEG. Khorne likes to sit back and have a chuckle at Solkan's outbursts, if only because the last time he actually tried to move in on Solkan's turf he lost that fight. Not even the Blood God can top the sexually frustrated wrath of a guy looking for his [[Arianka|sisterwife]].


* Gork is Khorne's bitch.(that's not true. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!)
Of all the Chaos gods, Khorne actually hates [[Malal]] the least. For one thing, he respects the lost god for sticking to his guns: he hates the other gods, wants them dead and is actively working towards that goal. Since Nurgle just sits there being a scabby procrastinator, Tzeentch just has to have his fingers in everyone's business and Slaanesh is fucking Slaanesh (really, they are), this is something Khorne can sympathize with. Also, Malal is one of the only chaos gods to put up a halfway decent fight when Khorne manages to find him, which would mean that they would be best buds if Malal wasn't a self-destructive, omnicidal lunatic.


* Warhammer Fantasy Battle Khorne is Warhammer 40k Khorne's bitch.
In short, he has problems with almost everyone and pissed at almost everyone, including you even if you worship him (usually it's a matter of how pissed he is at you). And they hate him too, except for Nurgle, who's too nice to hate anyone. If you earn his respect however, he will give you it (he has high standards though, meeting them is quite hard.)


* Warhammer 40,000 Khorne punched that faggoty midget Matt Ward in the face for making his Warhammer Fantasy Battle counterpart befriend Slaanesh in the Daemons of Chaos Codex.  He then kicked his fake-ass doppelganger in the face and told him {{BLAM| '''WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!  YOU HAVE SORCERERS WHO DON'T EARN THEIR KEEP WITH BADASS FUCKING VOICE ACTING!!  YOU'VE BEFRIENDED SLAANESH THE ETERNAL COCKSUCKER!!  WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT YOU ARE ME!?!  NO FUCK THAT YOU ARE A FUCKING DISGRACE!!!!  DDDDDDDIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!''' *''CHOP REND TEAR ON A SCALE NEVER SEEN BEFORE OR SINCE*''}}
===Khorne and non-Chaotic Gods===
Well, [[Ulric]] is his little brother and they tend to get along rather well. Ulric's still ridiculing Khorne over the fact that one of his greatest champions, Haargroth, got his head smashed in by Ulric's Ar-Ulric, Khorne usually replies by pointing out that ''Storm of Chaos'' isn't canon anymore. Not that it stops Ulric. Khorne and Ulric often get into arguments over which one of them is moar Viking; with Khorne usually winning by pointing out that his top worshipers actually are Vikings and that he has a Valkyrie. They also settle this with arm wrestling and drinking contests. There's a lot of belligerence, but you can sense the brotherly love underneath. Indeed, it's kind of a [[Fist of the North Star|Raoh/Ken relationship]].


* Khorne wants to punch GW in the face for fucking up both 4th edition Chaos Codexes.
Despite both being war-gods, Khorne has a poor relationship with [[Myrmidia]]. Khorne, despite being a master of tactics and sieges and the finer points of warfare, vastly prefers a manly head-on charge, and Myrmidia's sissy "planning" approach to warfare therefore offends Khorne. Most meetings between the Blood God and the Maiden of Strategy end with the Blood God fuming impotently because his strict code of martial honour does not permit him to hit girls (or pull their hair) and retreating to his tree house.


* Slaanesh is Khorne's favorite punching bag, because Khorne hates that nympho bisexual pussy. <S>(would you say Khorne gets... pleasure from beating it?) </s> [[Rage|'''NO YOU FUCKWITED STONER JACKOFF, KHORNE GETS EVEN ANGRIER AND BEATS IT EVEN HARDER *CRUNCH*''']]
Khorne is the only Chaos God who tolerates Sigmar because he thinks he's pretty bad-ass AND respects the idea of a mortal man becoming a god. That and Sigmar's comic book series, Sigmar the Emprahrian, has great splashpages of fights and no SWORDSWORDSWORDS. However, this tolerance is only one-sided, and while Khorne respects him, it doesn't mean he won't try to put an axe in his head for being a sworn enemy of Chaos.


* KHORNE CARES NOT FROM WHENCE THE BLOOD FLOWS, ONLY THAT IT FLOWS! (does Khorne like menstruating women lots, in this case?)
When asked about the [[Emperor]], Khorne usually responds with a streaming torrent of bloody curses and oaths which causes a bloody froth to start leaking from his helmet. In short, he is remarkably indifferent to the old man. Ironically, they share many of the same beliefs: They both disliked psykers, they both have a kick ass thrones, and they both have units dedicated to close combat. Hell, even the Emprah's head is a skull. What's not to like...oh maybe the fact that he's a COMPLETE FUCKING HYPOCRITE!


* Khorne killed Gork with His thumb and forced Mork to watch, <s>and subsequently ripped out Gork's skull and beat Mork to death with it.</s>{{BLAM|WRONG! KHORNE RIPPED OUT MORK'S SKULL AND BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH IT!}} <s>That doesn't even seem physically possible!!!</s> That's what Mork kept screaming {{BLAM|FUCK YOU!  I'M A FUCKING GOD!!!}}  (We see what you did thar)
Khorne is utterly sick and tired of anyone who dares associate him with [[Khaine|40Khaine]]. Before eviscerating anyone who makes that connection, he will often give a short PowerPoint presentation, explaining how Khaine is an honourless god of murder and sadism while he himself is a god of honourable and forthright battle and courage, and how sadism is contrary to his code (Khorne indeed used to be about honorable combat, but now he's just about mindless violence and hating everyone for either piss-poor reasons or for no reason at all. Goddammit, GW). Khorne then reiterates that Khaine's elfishness and love for scantily clad women is sickening and makes him more like Slaanesh and trashes the elf god in a brutal punching bag sorta way like the prince of pleasure... Of course, this is just a front on Khorne's part. Khaine's love of war combined with his elfness and that his most ardent worshippers are scantily-clad women proves Khaine to be the secret love-child of Khorne and Slaanesh (tsundere confir- *sounds of violent, painful evisceration* '''{{Blam|WHO DARES? IN MY OWN PAGE, OF ALL THINGS? FUCK YOUUUUUUUU}}''' <span style='color:purple;font-size:100%'>'''''[[Slaanesh|Search your feelings you know it to be true]].</span> Actually, if you consider Ka'Bandha is tsundere for the Blood Angels and Angron was for Horus to the point during the Siege of Terra he made him feel ashamed for implying he didn't trust him AND the natural state of tsunderes is raging, insulting and violent, well...


* Commissar Yarick is Khorne's favorite punching bag. Khorne already got one of his Champions of kill off Ghazgkhull, but Yarrick wont call Khorne out on it because Yarrick's scared shitless of Khorne.
That being said, Khaine does have a dual nature in Fantasy thanks to being worshiped by [[Dark Elves]] and paid respect to by [[High Elves]], where one side is indeed honorable and just wants to keep fighting and being badass which means Khorne can tolerate him approximately half the time. The fact that both are patrons of [[Blood Bowl]] teams is usually the common ground, with Khaine and Khorne crashing/trashing some other God's house to watch on game nights while downing can after can of Bloodweisers and shoveling Dwarf Rinds in their faces. Khaine periodically tries to invade the realm of Khorne whenever the Khornate team beats the Dark Elf team, with such meetings ending with Kaine being khorne punching bag and letting his servants brutally take their anger on the incapacitated god and his elven servants. When Khaine's team beats Khorne's, Khorne takes out his aggression by beating the fuck out of Slaanesh (no homo) while Dark Elves go on safari hunting [[Warriors of Chaos|Khorne's worshipers]].


* Khorne is Tzeentch's favorite victim for hijinks because Khorne is very easy to string along.  
Khorne has absolutely no patience for the [[Horned Rat]], who is a favorite of Nurgle and Tzeentch respectively. It's a weak vermin whose very existence pisses him off. As a result, Khorne is much more fond of [[Sotek]] who encourages killing the fuck out of [[Skaven]] whenever they appear, and is also a fan of blood sacrifice (the fact that Sotek wants hearts and cares nothing for skulls is reassuring since they don't intrude on each other's fetish); this fondness is entirely one-sided.


* Khorne cares a lot for his armor and is pissed beyond chaotic recognition if it gets damaged. A bloodthirster named Skarbrand who was then the strongest Bloodthirster ever turned on him and put a chink on Khorne's armor as he Tzeentch told him that he was strong enough to take Khorne's place, ended up being beaten shitless which caused the Bloodthirster to go mad, thrown by Khorne himself out of his lair, flew for several days from the throw and eventually crashed down, ripping his wings off, ironically Skarbrand served Khorne better as an insane renegade than he ever did when he was loyal by killing way, way more people than he ever had before.  Khorne made a bigger and even stronger bloodthirster named An'ggrath to take Skarbrand's place but never lets them meet, because he plans to have them fight to the death only after every last thing in the universe has been slaughtered in His name.
Like the other Chaos Gods, Khorne has no fucking clue what the Great Maw is. However, it doesn't seem to complain when [[Ogre Kingdoms|Ogres]] worship Khorne, so he's got nothing against him...her...it...schclim...whatever, the big god-thing that wants to eat.


* [[Commissar Fuklaw]] and Khorne had an angry contest, the planet they were on exploded because you can't contain that much [[rage|RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEGGGG]] on one planet.
The pantheon of the [[Tomb Kings]] mostly stick to themselves, so Khorne only knows they exist..


* WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL HERE?! YOU! SHOULD! BE! '''KILLING'''!! '''GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS AND FIGHT AND KILL SOMETHING, YOU [[/tg/|PANSY SISSY FAGGOT MOTHER'S BOY]]!!!''''
Khorne is impressed with the [[Bretonnia|Bretonnian]] race by the fact they're the epitome of honor and glorious valor. On the other hand, their entire race has been tricked by a single fucking Elf Goddess into doing their every command which fills Khorne with incomprehensible fury. As it stands, the first being that's going to get the axe when Khorne manages to get an avatar to manifest in the material plane is Lileath.


* <s>Khorne is rumored to listen to Elton John.</s> {{BLAM|'''*Let us simply say that we cannot fully describe in any fashion, even a fraction of the horror and brutality of what the Mighty Khorne deals out to this weakling dog* OH? WHAT'S THAT YOU COCKSUCKING FAGGOT?!!! YOU'RE SORRY, AYE?! YOU FUCKING THINK YOU CAN COME HERE, '''TO MY FUCKING PAGE ON THIS SHIT WEBSITE''' AND SAY THAT ABOUT ME?! HEY, CUNT, YOU SEE THE BLOODY MESS I MADE OF MY FANTASY BATTLE VERSION! THAT AIN'T A MOTHERFUCKING FIFTH OF WHAT I AM GONNA DO TO YOU. FUCK YOU, BITCH!!!}}
[[Mork]] and [[Gork]]/Gork and Mork are Khorne's old drinking buddies. They piss him off more than any other beings in existence, but after a good 3-way beatdown and a few billion cases of squig beer he realizes they're alright company.


*Fucking bitches is for the Lord of Excess, so is exessive posting and fanwankery. Khorne would like his page simpler, with less words and more blood. More blood and rage.
Khorne has a feeling that he'd get along with the gods of the [[Dwarfs]], but even their introductions (being long ass winded descriptions of their primary worshipers and their lineages) irritate him so much he can't even get into a conversation with them. One of them is STILL giving his own introduction, and has been for about 20,000 years or so now (and he hasn't even reached the changes that have happened since he started). Unable to make him aware of what's going on around him, Khorne simply moved him into the guest room and bricked it off with a wall of skulls.


* Khorne once visited the Forgotten Realms, when he left that place the result was bloody mess that is 4e's suck ass version of the forgotten realms. He really, really hated everyone in the setting after meeting one too many Drizz't clones.  You don't want to know what he did to Drizzit himself, you just don't.
As for the [[Tyranid|Bugs?]] Khorne hates them '''''Especially''''' due to them not having real blood, just vile alien ichor. Though, given killing them is the same process but with a different liquid, you gotta wonder why Khorne is bothered by such a thing.


* Khorne is ok with magic, so long as it isn't used as a primary means of killing. That's just cowardly.
==The Philosophy of Khorne==


* Khorne is pleased that the new voice acting for his Chaos Lord is now deeper and angrier instead of the comedically high-pitched angsty voice from chaos rising. The Wrath of Khorne hath been averted... for now.
Unlike the other Gods of Chaos which prey on more complex moral intuitions and lines of logic, Khorne's philosophy is fairly straight forward. It is simply the philosophy of a warrior who seeks honor and glory, and to reach higher highs and find purpose in the seemingly senseless adrenaline rush of contempt, hatred, fury, rage, and relentlessness that war brings out in a man. It's the primal "might makes right" that underpins all societies and the dynamics of power and force that keep them in line.


* ''Everyone'' who calls Khorne as "corn", or any other variation, will be raped with a chainsaw, eviscerated and made Khorne's slut in the afterlife even though Khorne thinks that Sex is for Slaaneshi pussies.. That includes ''you'' too, BITCH!!!
Any good khornate is very aware of power and force and seeks to challenge these false hierarchies that have been constructed in favor of the most primal and true one. One that is not only fair and meritocratic, but which seeks to rip the false pretenses out of society and boil man down to the core of what he is: a mindless animal that must fight to survive against overwhelming odds.


* Khorne knows about timed hits.
Khorne is not like the other gods in that he is not one who is seeking to actively deceive. He only wishes to make society fair-make the world fair-through the most primal and instinctual way all beings most operate.


* Khorne hates the [[Tau|Weeaboo Space Communists]]. Railguns are a bitch aren't they?
Unlike what is commonly thought, the mindless berserkers are not necessarily the most favored of Khorne's servants. It is instead those who are able to use their strength and cunning to control their rage and power to unleash it at the perfect moment to maximize the carnage and establish themselves as a victor. The rage he feeds into you, and the constant pain of not killing only seeks to make you stronger, a challenge you must overcome to make yourself better than you and more effective at becoming the best.


* To counter Tzeentch's games of paradox poker with the Emprah, the Deceiver, and Cegorach; Khorne now holds angry/drinking (or perhaps angry drinking) contests with Commissar Fuklaw, Gork, and Khaine every Saturday night.  Like Paradox poker, each time these games are played, the pocket dimension in which they are held in collapse due to being unable to hold that much [[Rage|RAAAAEEEGGG!]] thus nobody ever wins.
Or at least, so a Khornate would claim.
==His portrayal in Warhammer Fantasy==
He's a half-way mythologically accurate version of [[Viking|Odin]], whose very name means Fury (and one translation means 'frenzy'). You could also make the case that Khorne is Thor minus any protective instincts towards humanity, as both are whirling vortices of blood and spit who are associated with the colour red and its connotation of anger.


* <S>It's confirmed, Khorne does listen to Elton John. Tzeentch has the video evidence</S> {{BLAM|'''NO HE DOESN'T!!! *REND AND TEAR*'''}}
No, that's it. Get the fuck out; he's an axe-crazy, psychopathic, evil-as-balls daemonic version of Odin - so basically the Norse god of wisdom, with wisdom actually treated the way Vikings would have recognized. Currently there's a bit of a debate about how much of Odin he represents (see discussion page) so this bit will list the similarities and some of the differences.


* Aside from being a master of war and bloodshed, Khorne seems to have other less violent hobbies. He is well known through the realm of [[Chaos]] for his undefeated title in the yearly [[Chaos BBQ Cook-Off]], he won the judges over this past year with a wonderful pulled guardsmen sandwich with a side of his patented Khorne-On-The-Cob. His secret is using [[Abaddon]]'s arms for tenderizing.
Well, for one thing, Chaos worshippers in Warhammer Fantasy actually are Vikings. Read about them [[Warriors of Chaos|here]]. Secondly, Khorne is closely associated with wolves in that setting (one of Odin's names literally translates to 'Battle Wolf'), and even has a wolf-like pet in [[Karanak]], thus, fulfilling a role similar to Freki and Geri, or more closely, Garmr (having three heads, Karnak also parallels Cerberus from Greek Mythology). Also, it's revealed in Knight of the Realm that Khorne owns two hunting wolves/giant fleshhounds called Garmr and Gormr, with whom he partakes in a wild hunt across the heavens.


* Khorne once tried to beat up [[Cegorach]] for being too big of a dick; but when Khorne tried to find Cegorach in the webway, all he found was a small note that said "Y halo thar khorne, I gotz a surprise fer ya!" With that, the note exploded into an unending ocean of confetti, snake in a cans, and floppy clown shoes.  After this incident, Khorne hates all surprises with a passion. He then subsequently found Cegorach and shoved that confetti up his ass. Since then, Khorne has discovered a tremendous love for confetti, whereas Ceg seems to avoiding it now.
Another point of similarity is that both Odin and Khorne are war gods explicitly connected with berserker rage. They have their own warrior-cults associated with them who fight with said rage and Odin's Olfhednar are practically the same as Khorne's Chosen in both form and function.


* Having killed his Warhammer Fantasy self, 40K Khorne has now taken care to govern his Fantasy followers. He has now come to prefer them over his Marines and generally holds Arbaal in higher esteem than Khârn. He also commanded them to kill their sorcerers in His name. Thus cleansing Warhammer Fantasy of C.S Goto's vile influence.
Additionally, thanks to Valkia, Khorne also has a Valkyrie to further the similarity between him and Odin. This was inevitable, of course, given that the Warriors of Chaos are indeed an evil version of the Vikings as has already been stated. It should also be noted that Valkia's similarity to the Valkyries is not a superficial one. She is actually referred to as 'the Sword-Maiden of the Blood God' in the WoC codex, and is Khorne's Chooser of the Slain who carries those worthy champions and warriors of his to fight on in the Blood God's halls after death.


* It is official, Khorne looks like a giant Khornate Chaos Knight, completely clad in red armor.The only chaos god who actually looks like their greater daemons is Nurgle, so get over it newbs.  Unlike Tzeentch and Slaanesh, Khorne and Nurgle aren't fickle fucks who feel the need to look different to every person who looks at them. 
Finally, we got a glimpse of his neck of the Realm of Chaos in the Valkia novel written by Sarah Cock-well. It was basically Chaos Valhalla, and here's some of his quotes:


* Khorne shared an most excellent fist pump with the [[C'tan|Nightbringer]] after he lopped off [[Slaanesh|Slaanesh's]] left bewb, and shared a three way fist pump with the [[C'tan|Nightbringer]] and [[Cegorach]] after Cegorach gave Slaanesh a book (disguised as the latest issue of playboy) that contained among other things, [[Doombreed]], [[Khârn]], An'ggrath, and [[Angron]] on the first page, all of whom leapt out and beat the shit out of Slaanesh, and the Nightbringer on the second page who cut off [[Slaanesh|Slaanesh's]] dick and carved a vagina where it used to be, thus making [[Slaanesh]] entirely female and invalidating her title of Prince of Pleasure.  Khorne provided the Daemons and one Champion, The [[C'tan|Nightbringer]] provided the scythe, and [[Cegorach]] provided the plan. The three have now added <strike>Mork</strike>Gork to their group to form the God Mafia, a group dedicated for beating the everloving shit out of everyone they don't like.
"A cleaved head no longer plots." "A head stuck on a pike no longer conspires." "Put to the sword they who disagree."


* It is also little known fact that Khorne's name is  '''not ''' pronounced as "corn". It is pronounced as "That piece of shit who came up with that joke will get raped with a chainsaw and having his intestines fed to him". Seriously though, it is pronounced like horn. <s>Corn sounds much more badass than (Cor-nay) There are some people who put slight emphasis on the 'h' in order to differentiate the words.</s>The K is silent.  
Now for the differences, aside from the obvious physical ones Odin also scries, it's woman's magic taught to him by Frigg and Freya. He's got the rage, yeah, but he's also all about fate and averting ragnarok, (directly opposed to Khorne's goals) even if he knows he can't stop it since fate works that way; in that regard Khorne is more like Surtr from Norse Mythology (the fiery giant who wages war and brings flames that would consume the Earth - the instigator of Ragnarok). We see this in the Havamal, Grimnismal, the Voluspa, and the Lokasenna. Hell, in Lokasenna, we learn he cross dresses, ie was tied into shamanic practices (Indo-Europeans have a thing for seers in drag). He can also get to Tzeentch levels with his planning and Odin's perfectly fine with Runic magic, whereas Khorne hates that shit.


* Khorne is getting pissed off over the fact <s> that certain people are portraying him to seemingly accept sorcerers and psykers to worship and devote themselves to him (Despite that fact that he '''HATES''' magic). The First strike was with [[Sindri Myr]], who was a sorcerer, yet seemingly devoted to Khorne and was successful in pleasing him enough to be elevated into a daemon prince of Khorne ('''Very,Very,Very,Very,Very,Very odd'''). The Second was with the asshole who made Khornate Sorcerers. The third was with Azariah Kyras (Chapter Master and Chief Librarian of the Blood Ravens). The results are the same with Sindri, though even more odd, though this is excused by the fact that Kyras merged with the Daemon of the Maledictum, who is to Khorne as Ulkair was to Nurgle. (So Khorne is a closet magisexual. ~ [[Tzeentch]]) </s> <strike>[[Rage|''' BLOODY RIGHT I'M PISSED OFF, THIS IS FUCKING INSULTING. BLAAAAAAAAHD... *Proceeds to hack whoever thought of that sorcerer bullshit to pieces, shoves him entrails first up the asses of anyone buying it and then eviscerates the whole mess in an explosion of gore*]]</strike> Actually Khorne will allow sorcerers and psykers to serve him in exceptional circumstances, like the Gore Mages of the Blood Pact or [[Azariah Kyras]] of the Blood Ravens.  These circumstances seemed based on the fact that the Gore Mages power their magic up with blood and guts and [[Azariah Kyras]] can say Khorne's battlecry better than anyone else and single handedly orchestrate a decade of constant bloodshed in his name. 
==Champions Of Khorne==
===In 40K===


* Khorne invented all the martial arts used in Fist of the North Star so that the azns could learn to be manly and spill blood in His name. However, they continued their moralfaggotry and Khorne judged them unworthy. He was, however, pleased by the blood spilled during the animated series of FoTNS.
* [[Kharn the Betrayer]]: Embodiment of Crazy Awesome and Patron Saint of fun guys everywhere. Kharn is Khorne's greatest mortal champion in 40K and has a wholly deserved reputation as a team-killing nutso. Once upon a time, Kharn was a straight-laced, meticulous Assault Captain of the World Eaters 8th company. [[Horus Heresy|After a certain chain of events]] he dedicated himself wholly to Khorne, thus becoming one of the most fucking lethal warriors in the galaxy as well as probably the most religiously devoted of Khorne's servants. Also notable for shattering two entire Space Marine legions by himself with a flamethrower in a single night. Despite this, since his first appearance (where he was no different from other Berzerkers) he became more and more coolheaded when not in combat (and even then there are moments when he is coolheaded in combat). He's become a swell guy because of this.


* Despite his status as the God of War and Killing, Khorne has repeatedly stressed a need for the Chaos Gods to conduct themselves with honor and dignity. As well as he stresses to his followers a need to adopt a stronger moral compass. To this effect, he also vigorously campaigns against sexual and moral indecencies of the non violent slant.  
* [[Angron]]: '''HE! GETS! SHIT! DONE!!!''''. Khorne's foremost Daemon Prince alongside Doombreed. PERIOD.


* Khorne is very pissed off that Drawfags keep giving him and other Gods Daemonette rip offs. His rant while mercilessly killing them was as follows; "{{BLAM|'''YOU PUSSY LICKING CHICKEN-LIVERED GRISTLE PISSING HOMOSEXUALS!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!! I'LL! KILL! YOU! ALL!! GRAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!!! GIVE ME A FUCKING DAEMONETTE LIKE THAT ASS LICKER SLAAANESH!? FUCK NO! DIE! OH? WHAT'S THAT? YOU DON'T WANT WARBRINGER SHOVED UP YOUR ASS?! FUCK YOU!!!" *proceeds to crucify the drawfags and kill their families and general loved ones in front of them*'''}}<s>*Draws another Khornate Daemonette in defiance*</s> {{BLAM|'''*This person died in an explosion of gore caused by the Blood God punching him in the face.*'''}}
* [[Doombreed]]: Khorne's greatest Daemon Prince ever and possibly either Genghis Khan or Turgeis the Devil IRL (probably Genghis Khan, Turgeis the Devil's infamy mostly came from cowardly tactics - he attacked churches because non-combatants like clergymen and monks didn't put up the best fights and to steal all the holy relics and decoration made from precious metals). Notable for launching an actually successful Dark Crusade that wiped out two Space Marine chapters. Which is more than a [[Abaddon|certain armless failure has pulled off]].


*Khorne is starring the in the movie '''"Khorne and [[Khârn]] go to Whitecastle"''', and it will be glorious. <s>{{BLAM|'''HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE THAT I WOULD WASTE MY TIME FEASTING AFTER INGESTING COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF NARCOTICS! DO NOT TAKE ME AS ONE OF THE SLAANESHI PUSSIES! *Hacks poster to bits and smokes his carcass*}} But we slaughtered those cows just so you could feast upon thousands of those mini-burgers, we spill blood so you could have a good meal....ungrateful bastard, [[Matt Ward]] must have re-written the blood god's persona.</s> Entire movie consists of three seconds in a car, 89 minutes, 57 seconds of slaughter, then credits roll.  
* [[Svane Vulfbad]]: EVEN IN 40K KHORNE'S CHOSEN ARE VIKINGS. Svane Vulfbad was a motherfucking badass [[Awesome|Chaos Terminator Space Wolf Chaos Lord]] who grew tired of the Imperium's sickening effeminate inability to GET SHIT DONE and the Space Wolves' sickening fur-fetishes and instead decided to dedicated himself to a god worthy of his kickassery. He thus became a badass Chaos Lord dedicated to Khorne (because a berserker god of war who likes axes meshes well with Vikings) and was killed, anticlimactically, by a thunderbolt while fighting Harald Deathwolf.


* <strike>Khorne is the father of Chuck Norris.</strike> {{BLAM|'''Daemon Prince Bonecrusher hates Chuck Norris Jokes and has thus pulled the intestines of the offending editor out through his throat and shoved them back up his ass'''}}
* [[Crull]]: A Chaos Lord from Winter Assault notable only for making idiotic statements, and utilizing Sorcerers in his warband when there's some possessing to be done. Also has a weird way of saying "drown".


* Khorne plays incredibly violent video games. Particularly God of War and Mortal Kombat. He likes Shao Kahn's sense of style, but still likes his own doing better. When this would come to question he would say ''I did it maaaaaaaay waaay''. He also asked Shao Kahn to hire Kintaro as an army general for a while paying the emperor in return with something. Kahn said he liked the idea if the payment was seeing Jehovah getting his pathetic homophobic ass beat up by Khorne personally. He said he wanted to do it himself, but since the cowardly god was hiding in Earthrealm Kahn couldn't reach him. Khorne said in return he would think of it.
* [[Azariah Kyras]]: A Librarian who somehow became a Champion of Khorne and who ascended to daemonhood. Presumably, his [[Awesome|speaking skills were great enough that the Blood God was able to give him slight leeway in regards to the 'no Psyker rule']], likely because he was a philosopher of carrion and slaughter, showing Khorne's way as freedom, freedom in meaningless, in mindlessness, which he accuses the functionings of the universe of. Khorne loves that stuff, existentialism for skulls, especially when it's an arch-traitor responsible for the deaths of billions, then declaring openly his allegience of Chaos to his fellow Mehreens as he is about to ascend as one of the most powerful daemon princes ever. A psyker who uses psykic powers to bring about good old kinetic Exterminatus, their reputation to raise covert cults of slaughter, discover their lust for combat and seek to encompass it, and ultimatedly be the poster child of Khornist Existentialism is too good of a chance for Khorne to pass up, who either wins against the galaxy or gets to devour Kyras' soul in a good long bloodbashing and probably still make a good Greater Daemon of Khorne out of him, probably the one and only Chaos tactical genius who could actually lead a Black Crusade properly. That's another reason Khorne likes him. Kyras' no funny business style of simply tearing a sector apart however possible tends to draw other Chaos God devotees under the wing of a Khornate champion. Here is the speech of doom that he gives the player's army (before the last level of the game ) or per canon, the Blood Ravens following Captain Diomedes before the climax:


* Khorne enjoys playing Chess. If only for the implied violence involved. In fact, it is well known that when Khorne and Tzeentch play chess, their pieces get up and move when the two gods tell them to, and Khorne's pieces violently eviscerate Tzeentch's whenever he takes it. This makes him a very aggressive chess player.
"Faithful... enlightened... ambitious... brethren.


* <s>Khorne mourned the death of Osama Bin Laden. And swore, with manly tears of RAGE streaming down his face, that he would avenge the freedom fighter's death. Lulz.</s> {{BLAM|'''LIES!!! I JUST BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE, TURNED HIM INTO A TRANSFORMERS, AND NOW HE'S DESTROYING CHICAGO WITH THE DARK OF THE MOON!!!  I DO NOT CRY OR EXPRESS SADNESS!!! BECAUSE I DON'T GET SAD YOU COCKSUCKING ATROCIOUS PILE OF FAGGOTY ASS SHIT!!!  THERE IS ONLY MOTHERFUCKING RAGE AND HATE IN MY HEAD!!!''' *''CHOP REND TEAR''*}}
In but a single decade, a few mere swipes of the pendulum, we have gathered a sacrifice to Khorne that will be made legend.Though it was a simpler, weaker voice that illuminated me during my centuries upon the Judgement of Carrion... it was Khorne's messenger that showed me the true path of freedom from our pathetic corpse-Emperor.


* Khorne prefers his beer to be brewed from the blood, sweat, and tears of Space Marines, Inquisitors, Sorcerors, and furries.
And what is this path? This meaning, this purpose to which we gather the skulls of our foes? It is nothing. There is no meaning, no purpose. We murder. We kill. It is mindless savagery, this UNIVERSE IS MINDLESS!


* Don't ask what Khorne does to hippies. Just don't.  
In mere hours, billions will die. Innocent! Guilty! Strong and weak! Honest and deceitful! ALL of them! They will scream, they will burn, and for no purpose but that mighty Khorne may revel in their bloodshed! And united in this void of purpose, fear, or duty... we shall at long last be free!


* One of Khorne's favorite movies is Godzilla: Final Wars. And, obviously, he didn't much care for the American Godzilla movie that came out in 1998. {{BLAM|'''YOU'RE DAMNED RIGHT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT TUNA FISH EATING COCKSUCKING PILE OF FUCKING ATROCIOUS SHIT!!!'''}}
BLOOD! FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! SKULLS! FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!! LET... THE GALAXY... BUUUURRRRNNN!!!"


* <s>It is well known that Khorne jacks off to guro.</s> {{BLAM|'''LIES I DO NOT MASTERBATE!!!  I CAN ONLY FEEL HATE AND RAGE!!!  ONLY COCKSUCKERS LIKE SLAANESH ARE BIG ENOUGH LOSERS TO JACK OFF!!!''' *''CHOP REND TEAR!!!''*}}
Also notable as the single longest-to-fucking-kill-boss in the history of the Dawn of War series other than [[Ulkair]]. (Not that we haven't found ways to cheese him in under five minutes, namely Tyranids spamming warriors with venom upgrades alongside Hive Lord with his anti-daemon gun) Still, pure undiluted awesome.


* <s>This article has a rather silly amount of editing.</s>  {{BLAM|'''FUCK YOU!!! *RIP AND TEAR!!!*'''}}
===In Fantasy===
'''VIKINGS!!!''' '''VIIIIIIIIIIIIKIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGSSSSSSSS!!!'''


* Khorne then brought Bonecrusher back to life as Warhammer's first mechanical Daemon Prince because of Bonecrusher's raw seething hatred for anything and everything. Bonecrusher hates being woken up while he's sleeping with the fishes.
* [[Valkia the Bloody]]: A pissed off badass Valkyrie who chooses who will fight on in the Halls of the Blood God after they die in glorious battle. She managed to kill a motherfucking DAEMON PRINCE as a lowly, un-Marked, un-augmented human in SINGLE COMBAT to earn Khorne's favour, CUT ITS FUCKING HEAD OFF, AND THEN CARRIED IT BACK TO THE NORTH TO PLACE AT THE FOOT OF THE SKULL THRONE. And then she died on the way. But Khorne was so impressed by this badassery/pissed off by her death, he resurrected her as a fucking Daemon Princess. Now she flies around the battlefields of the world slaughtering anything that looks at her funny and bearing Norsemen to the Khorne's place for a glorious afterlife of fighting and drinking. She is also far more attractive than anything of Slaanesh's menagerie, much to the Prince of Pleasure's eternal rage and the Bloodfather's great amusement, primarily due to having hair.


* <s>'''THIS PAGE HAS BEEN MARKED HERETICUS FOR KHORNATE TAINT.  PLEASE REPORT TO YOUR NEAREST MORALE OFFICER FOR PUNISHMENT.'''</s> {{BLAM|'''Daemon Prince BONECRUSHER hates faggots who can't get their strike throughs right.  He has thus eviscerated the offending commissar, you may now continue brown nosing up to Khorne.'''}}
* [[Garmr Hrodvitnir]] aka Billy Squigins: A Chaos Lord of Khorne who managed to almost kill Gotrek Fucking Gurnisson in a fight. 'Nuff said.


* I think that Khorne is a pretty cool guy. Eh is the strongest being in the canon and doesn't afraid of anything.
* [[Hrothgar Daemonaxe]]: A Chaos Lord who only had his rules and miniatures released at a Games Day. He had the statline of a Bloodthirster. His miniature also depicts him throttling an elf, which makes him a good person.


* It is rumoured that Khorne collects Take That memorabilia.
* [[Arbaal the Undefeated]]: Nicknamed 'Arbaal the Easily Defeatable' due to his rules from Champions of Chaos having been shockingly awful. Arbaal's been effectively retcon'd out of existence under the excuse that he's journeyed into the Realm of Chaos to challenge Khorne himself to a fight. <s>Good luck with that.</s> It went about as well as you expected.


* When Khorne went through puberty, it is said the Warp pissed itself in fear.
* [[Scyla Anfingrimm]]: The greatest [[Chaos Spawn|You-Know-What]] ever to walk the earth. Scyla was a Chaos Lord of Khorne who got one too many mutations before his time and devolved into a YKW. But he's the most badass YKW ever, and is a leadership 10 general. Which is impressive considering the only thing he can say is "'''KILL FOR KHORNE! KILL FOR KHORNE! KILL FOR KHORNE!'''".


* When Khorne dreams, entire planets are suddenly drowned in blood, Orks, Khornate Knights, Sisters of Battle, World Eaters, and skub.
* Chaos Lord [[Varmisgal]]: A Chaos Lord whose blood has turned to liquid bronze. He is responsible for the stalking brass bull of Nuln and the great raid into the Misty Mountains... it is also alleged he ate his own penis.


* A common misconception is that Khorne is incapable of amusement. There was a [[Awesome|legendary]] incident in which Berserkers of Khorne and Rubric Marines, both working under the Black Legion flag, momentarily put aside their differences and fell upon the forces of the Flawless Host in a wholly unprecedented massacre that embroiled an entire world. The assault culminated in the Sorcerers of Tzeentch opening a massive rift in warp-space that the Berserkers then drove the terrified Slaaneshi marines into - the warp rift leading directly to the scalding sea of blood at one of the Daemon Worlds a World Eaters warband called home. The assault was so successful and the carnage so amusing to the blood god that his followers allowed the Tzeenchian marines to leave the world before they continued to rampage across the planet, slaughtering all they beheld. Due to the Tzeentchian marines spreading the tale, the incident has become well-known and is to this day the world they rampaged across bears the scars of the tread of the Blood God.
* [[Valmir Aesling]]: A Norscan king and Champion of Khorne who destroyed the Norse Dwarf Hold of Kraka Drak. Managed to get a fucking Daemon Prince to work for him, slaughtered a metric fuck-ton of Norse Dwarfs (roughly 8 times the manliness of a regular Dwarf and thus worth 24 Space Wolves). [[Awesome|Also rode a motherfucking chariot pulled by skinless bears]].


* Khorne's favourite characters from the Song of Ice and Fire series are; none. 'Cause Khorne thinks reading is for weaklings.
* [[Egil Styrbjorn]]: A Norscan High Yarl of the Skaeligs and probably the greatest epitome of manliness a Chaos Warrior devoted to Khorne can achieve. He slew a lot and took names, kicked Bretonnian arses, sexed many women(all which said was impotent and didnt really find pleasure in, poor guy) yet never got a proper heir (only daughters). It was so bad for him that he adopted a boy that became later his personal shamanistic seer and advisor...that is until he banged a Kurgan Sorceress that was prophesied by said shaman to bear Egil's son, yet the damned cheese eating surrender monkeys took her and his unborn son away, which he answered them with apocalyptic RAAAAAGE and titanic slaughter (then again, said Sorceress wanted to sacrifice the unborn child for immortality, and she was actually possessing a Bretonnian noblewoman when doing deed with Egil so Egil's son was in that Bretonnian's womb and the Bretonnian Knights were rescuing her). And thus there was an epic campaign to retrieve the boy. Wields two badass flaming axes called Garmr and Gormr. Really dislikes the Lady of the Lake and other Southerner gods. So manly he is that he let a Grail Knight stab him only to throw back his sword to him. Also known for embodying Khorne's tactical take on war, which he mercilessly used against the Bretonnian Knights that stubbornly charged his warriors head on (until said knights realized that they were duped and slaughtered in seconds).


* [[Kaldor Draigo]] once made his way to Khorne's throne and attacked the Blood God directly. Khorne didn't notice the assault nor the Grey Knight flailing away on his armored boot until he decided to get up and check in on what shenannigans [[Kharn]] had gotten himself into this week. The Blood God did not take notice of the fact that his boot brushing Draigo hurled Kaldor into the middle distance, where he screamed profanities as streams of warp-energy grabbed the Grey Knight and hurled him into the sea of blood, leading the Blood god to [[Donovan|win by default]].
* [[Skarr Bloodwrath]]: Deranged respawning berserker with axes that double as flails. Joined [[Archaon]]'s posse during [[The End Times]] as one of the many Khornate forces that helped hasten the end of the world.
[[File:Khorne TWW3.png|400px|thumb|right|Khorne as he appears during survival battles in Total War: Warhammer 3]]
===Total War: Warhammer 3===
In the game you must collect the souls of 4 daemon princes, one from each Chaos god, in order to fight Be'lakor and get to Ursun. Khorne's realm is to some extent the easiest; in order to fight the daemon prince, you must fill up a bar that hangs over your army by fighting various AI armies. To summarize it, it is the ultimate monster mash: name a monster from any faction and it's there. Treekin? Yes. Squigs? Yes. Chaos Sp-- those things? Yes. Hellpit abomination? Yes! Now if you're a '''MAN''', you bring your best monster hunting troops and get to stabbing as you fill that bar up... or you take the easy way and blow up Khorne's animal Sanctuary using copious amounts of artillery while Khorne cries manly tears after seeing the hard work he put into his zoo destroyed in the most unmanly way possible. Either way you then fight the daemon prince and get the soul in order to go and kick Be'lakor's ass.


* <s>Khorne is also the God of Skub.</s> {{BLAM|'''DIE SKUBFAGS!!! *RIP AND TEAR'''}}
==Fun Khorne Facts==
 
* Interestingly the word "Khorne" in Ancient Cypriot Greek literally means to "Shit Blood". Kh' - "To force outward", ORN - "Back passage", Ee - "Blood".
* <s>It is rumored that Khorne like my little ponie and that he violently murdurs those who make fun of it.</s> {{BLAM|'''YOU FUCKING THINK ME AS A FUCKING PONY LOVER?!I WILL TEAR YOUR INTESTINES FROM YOUR ASS AND SHOVE THEM BACK THROUGH YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! '''}}
*Doombreed, Khorne's second daemon prince servant, might actually be Genghis Khan himself.
 
*Khorne's looking for ways to incorporate dinosaurs into his armies, due to the sheer amount of [[RIP AND TEAR]] they can unleash on their enemies. He's unbelievably pissed that he hasn't managed to get any yet- '''{{Blam|YOU GAVE IT AWAY?!?!? FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU}}'''
* Khorne loves vikings
*Khorne <strike>secretly</strike> ''{{Blam|BLATANTLY}}''' hates everyone who kills the defenseless in his name. He'd plot ways to kill them, but he's too mad to do that. (So what else is new?)
 
*Khorne was just able to stand watching Jurassic World once it got going due to the Indominus Rex and how it made everything else look like bitches. He raged when it died. He's looking for its skull 'cause he wishes he could have it as one of his servants- *sounds of swords and blood* '''{{Blam|FAGGOT!}}''' (Why couldn't Khorne just seek the skull of the Mosasaurus that killed it? Or Rexie, T-rex is classic, I hear you say.) To that, I answer that coz without the Mosasaurus then Rex would'a DIED.
* Khorne hates all eldar, every single one (ESPECIALLY Eldrad)
*Khorne is unsure whether or not he hates [[Cultist-chan]], due to a) the fact that she can't do anything except scream about 'kap-tooring eet for kay-oss' and get purged and b) the fact that she's so good at spreading [[RAEG]] amongst various unlucky meatsacks and fa/tg/uys. And that indecisiveness makes him foam at the mouth in an unending rage.
 
*Khorne practically invented flipping the table when you lose at card games, or it goes too slowly. He does this whenever the major Warp entities play cards in the Formless Wastes.
* Khorne occasionally strings the intestines of people his demons have slain over his axe, and plays it like a guitar. If its out of tune, he throws it at a planet, causing the planet to explode in a huge mass of blood, fire, skulls and death metal awesomeness
*Followers of Khorne actually have the ability to pull off [[LIIVI]]/[[Eldrad]] level dick-style moves in battle. They just choose not to do this.
*Khorne wanted [[Settra the Imperishable]] as one of his servants once. However, Settra won't ever serve Khorne, even going so far as to give ALL OF CHAOS the '''motherfucking middle finger''' before going off to hunt down [[Nagash]]. That said, Settra may well be one of the few mortal beings besides his own servants Khorne has any respect for. He still hates Settra though.
*Slaanesh once created some Kayos Spess Mehreens with his/her colour scheme, but with armour nicked off fallen Khornate warriors. And when Khorne saw this, '''his wrath was legendary'''.
*Slaanesh and Khorne also have regular 'plans' on Friday night- *sounds of something even bigger than a [[Bloodthirster]] coming through and much ripping and tearing* '''{{Blam|NO! YOU'RE LYING!}}'''
* [[Emperor|That Twat With The Chair]] and Khorne haven't '''SMACKED DOWN''' yet, but Khorne is secretly looking forward to it when it happens- he wants to test Spess Jaysis's might against his own. Tickets are now on sale!
*If an internet hyperlink comes up red, it's not because the page doesn't exist, it's because Khorne looked at what was once on the other end, and '''he didn't like what he saw''', so much so that the hyperlink is stained with the blood of what once was.
* Khorne's favorite form of grouping is in ogdoads, for reasons that should be obvious once you know what that word means.
* Khorne's favorite [[video game|vidja]] was [[Doom]]. he abandoned it in a strange combination of terror and appreciation once he learned it was Biographical/Autobiographical.
* If Khorne is acting calm towards you, don't relax. He doesn't like anything, he just hates some things less than others. There is such a thing as cold-hatred.
* Khorne was '''ALMOST''' pleased when [[Iskandar Khayon]] smashed his ship, the ''Tlaloc'', into the Slaaneshi world of Harmony, killing a whole shitload of Slaaneshi fucks and breaking the planet in half. Then he remembered Khayon was a damn Thousand Son Sorcerer. Fuck.
*[[TTS|Khorne will not stab you in the back. He will simply stab you in the face until your face stops resembling a face.]]
*Very few beings have ever earned Khorne's respect. but the most notable is the '''MOTHERFUCKING DOOMGUY!!!''' (another is Valen the ancestor of [[Kharn]]).
*DOOM 2016 <s>tells of a "Wretch" who made the Doom Slayer an adamantine Amour from the deepest parts of the forges of Hell. And since Khorne CAN craft absolute destructive Weapons and impenetrable Armour...</s> (he did not make the armor for him but he approves of him using it.)
*Khorne is mixed on snipers. Partly because they sneak and hide like pussies and don't get into a proper fight, and partly because headshots ruin perfectly good skulls. However, sniping is the most skillfull form of shooting. It’s also Slaaneshi.
*Khorne's favorite author is Sun Tzu. Three guesses why if you know what he's written.
*Khorne is the patron god of Chimpanzees (no seriously, look them up; those bastards are the fucking marauding barbarians of the jungle, especially since their cousins the Bonobos seem like milktoast Slaanesh followers).
*Thanks to his relationship with Valkia the Bloody, Khorne may or may not be married to the devoted blood and gore addicted maiden of war.
*Despite his association with canines, Khorne also <s>has</s> had a pet rabbit, which he [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmu5sRIizdw loaned out to appear in a certain comedy film].
** Doomguy killed it his own pet rabbit to one of Khorne’s rogue operator warbands. (RIP daisy)
*Khorne is also the god of tsunderes, no, seriously, as stated in a previous section, which is even further added by many tsunderes being red themed, this makes Khorne RAAAAEEEG! even more as his followers are supposed to be manly armored guys and not teen girls in school uniform, but hey, that's the internet for you!


==Gallery==
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* [http://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/File:Khorne.jpg HERE'S A PICTURE OF HIM] in ''Warhammer Fantasy'', I know, you probably enjoyed your own prior conception)
* [http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/4/44/Khornelook.jpg AND ANOTHER ONE!]
 
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Image:Khornate.JPG|Khorne's followers off the battlefield.
Klaher-baklaher-khorn.jpg|The [[Doom|Throne Guy]] himself, likely an inaccurate portrayal but still badass.
Image:Khornate.JPG|Khorne's followers off the battlefield. REVERSE ARMWRESTLE!!!
Image:khornewaffel.JPG|Waffles for the Blood God!
Image:khornewaffel.JPG|Waffles for the Blood God!
Image:Khornetrainer.JPG|Khorne's trainers prefer violent Pokémon.
Image:Khornetrainer.JPG|Khorne's trainers prefer violent Pokémon.
Image:khorneberserker.png|Would have been a somewhat adequate picture, had they taken the right photographs of the actual Berzerkers. Lulz.
Image:Khorne_tattoo.jpg|Mark of Khorne.
Image:Khorne_tattoo.jpg|Mark of Khorne.
Image:Free like a riding demon by Ragathol.jpg|Khornette
Image:Free like a riding demon by Ragathol.jpg|Khornette.
Image:Backwardsthrone.jpg|Just as Planned. Always as Planned.
Image:Backwardsthrone.jpg|Just as Planned. Always. As. Planned.
Image:Khorne-and-Slaanesh.jpg|Khorne's 'rivalry' with Slaanesh is not what it seems...
File:Khornette.jpg|Khorne wants to know why the drawfags never give them noses.
{{BLAM|}}
File:Tea Time.jpg|In the grim darkness of the far future, there is still time for tea...
File:Khorne-Art.jpg|Warriors of Chaos: making everything in 40K look like bitches since 2002.
Image:You're_madder_than_Khorne.png|There '''is''' such a thing as being too mad for Khorne!
Image:Khorneholiover2.png |The [[Cornholio the Cultist|Great Khorneholio]]. He needs blood and skulls for his bunghole.
Image:Anon_pleases_Khorne.png|Who knew Berzerkers came in ''Shrimp'' size?
Image:Khorne Flakes.jpg|The tastiest of all! Add blood for more flavor.
Image:Khorne_flakes.jpg|Literal <s>corn</s> Khorne Flake Cake! Some absolute madlad/madlass actually did it!
Image:Khorny Meme.jpg|Whoever made this has too much time on their hands. And access to imgflip.
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*[[Brass]]
*[[Brass]]
*[[Angron]] - Daemon prince of Khorne, also Primarch of World eaters
*[[Khorne Berzerkers]] - Chaos Space Marines with Axes and a bad attitude.
*[[Angron]] - Daemon prince of Khorne and the Primarch of World Eaters.
*[[World Eaters]]
*[[World Eaters]]
*[[Khârn|Khârn the Betrayer]] - A pretty fun guy to be around with.
*[[Khârn|Khârn the Betrayer]] - A pretty fun guy to be around.
*[[Valkia the Bloody]] - Scarousal in it's purest form.
*[[Warhammer_40,000/Tactics/Khorne_Daemonkin(7E)|Tactics/Khorne Daemonkin]] - That's right, meatsacks! The servants of Khorne have their own codex!
*[[Age of Sigmar/Tactics/Chaos/Blades of Khorne|Tactics/Blades of Khorne]] - Khorne's servants in AoS.
*[[Rage]]
*[[Sorcerers of Khorne]] - Double heresy!
*[[Sorcerers of Khorne]] - Double heresy!
*[[Doombreed]] - One angry son of a bitch.
*[[Doombreed]] - One angry son of a bitch.
* This pretty much sums up his forces. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXE&feature=channel_video_title
*[[Doom|the one guy Khorne respects]]
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* This pretty much sums up his forces: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXE&feature=channel_video_title
*[[Katanas_are_Underpowered_in_d20#Khorne_is_underpowered_in_40k|Khorne is underpowered in 40k]]
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vljHBXA3UKE - death metal song devoted to Khorne.
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml3sjEiViXc - better death metal song.
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8mEOiI4pjs - thrash metal song summing up Khorne pretty well.
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edNUp4GkukI - can't forget the blackened thrash.
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUB9QGKCNmI - a bunch of anime Khorne worshippers. Better than it sounds.
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8mEOiI4pjs - another metal song devoted to Khorne. GW actually commissioned this one. Yes, they really were that awesome back in the day.
 
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Special K in all his glory, Sitting comfortably on his Skull Throne, being pissed off at everyone and everything, because to him it's all bullshit
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"
– The creed of Khorne being Overused to Death

"Anger, which, far sweeter than trickling drops of honey, rises in the bosom of a man like smoke."

– Homer

"The important thing in life is not victory but combat: it is not to have vanquished but to have fought well."

– Pierre de Coubertin

"They're none of them good, but Khorne's the worst. Battle without honour and oath shouldn't be encouraged."

Bardin Goreksson

"Rip....and....TEAR!"

– Doomguy

Introduction[edit]

Khorne, also known as the Blood God (obviously), Kharnath, Arkhar, Khorgar, Kjorn, Khar, the Great Brass Bull, the Bloody Handed, the Axefather, the Bloodwolf, Kong Nüe (恐虐), The Great Khorneholio, Special K, Kevin, the Wolf-Father, Frowny Face McMurderaxe, Sergeant Slaughter, the Lord of Fighters, the Messiah of Mayhem, Call of Duty: Demon DLC, The Paraplegic Sociopath, MegaSatan, Definitely not fucking Khaine, Armok, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Khornelias Fudge, Kellogg's Khorneflakes, Big Red, K-Dogg, Chile Con Khornage, Daddy’s little princess (HEY, FUCK YOU!), Actually Satan and 8860 other names is the Chaos God of war, murder, savagery, hatred (though he is starting to question that one at times thinking it belongs more to his arch enemy than it does him), murder, destruction, rage, wrath, murder, battle, barbarism and manliness...oh and did we mention murder. He is also the mofo that the Klingons worship. As well as this he symbolises courage, athleticism, determination, daring, discipline, sportsmanship, honor, impulsiveness, struggling onward in the face of any odds, and survival of the fittest. But mostly he's simply about being angry.

He is commonly held to be the strongest Chaos God by default (though this is technically incorrect) and is associated with wolves and powerful hunting dogs, as well as lions and bulls. For another reason that is inspired by occultism, Khorne's sacred number is Eight, which represents abundance and power. In occultism the number signifies a strong sense of authority, ability to make decisions and forcefulness. If blocked it gives way to over-ambition, mismanagment and abuse of power. Thus, his followers tend to organize themselves into groups of eights and their multiples. Fun fact, this also means that the names of Khornate daemons are usually comprised of eight letters...Though exceptions exist. (The Chinese, Vietnamese, and Koreans value the number 8 due to its similarity with the Chinese character for prosperity does that make them Khornate worshippers?).

The Big K in all his glory contemplating on whose rectum he is going to shove his chainaxe into with extreme prejudice.(Spoiler: its everyone)

Khorne, by virtue of being the most prominent Chaos God, is also the second most powerful general "deity" in both iterations of Warhammer (Nurgle has him beat but only because of the fact that everything eventually comes to him) In both versions of Warhammer, his followers are characterized by an overbearing need to spill blood and engage in honest battle, as well as a violent code of martial honour and a "survival of the fittest" approach to morality. They tend to be dutiful, as well, but said duties involve whacking their axes into their enemy and painting their blood all over villages gargling their blood as mouthwash (if only because Khorne's only real command is to spill worthy blood in his name).

This is where Khorne and Slaanesh generally clash directly and openly as enemy gods, aside from the fact that everyone in the warp hates Slaanesh. While Khorne instills discipline, honor and a sense of selfless duty in his followers to obey a single purpose (usually spill blood in his name), Slaanesh is the polar opposite. Slaanesh instead tells his/her followers to do whoever whatever they want in their own selfish pursuit of pleasure, caring not for the consequences of their actions (e.g; using your authority to hoard food from your starving citizens, so you can indulge in bottomless gluttony every day).

This is also why Khorne is at odds with Tzeentch: Tzeentch sees things like honor and discipline as unnecessary hamstrings towards one's advancement and opts that everything is on the table when one wishes to further their position (why duel your Lord for his position when you could arrange for an "accident" to befall him, instead? Sure its a low-blow, but if your lord was too stupid to see that car bomb coming, was he really deserving of loyalty?). The same can be said of his disdain for sorcery. Tzeentch thinks that mortals using the power of the gods themselves is fair game in their pursuit of progress (so long as you can control it), while Khorne thinks that using anything else but your own strength alone means you are weak and his "survival of the fittest" ideal has no place for you. That being said they have some points they agree on. for example using the power of the gods to augment your abilities (i.e. Cloaking your weapons in Warp-fire or Warp-Lightning), can be interpreted as simply using your power to control the power of the gods for your benefit. They also think it looks awesome, And Khorne is perfectly fine with using underhanded methods to deal with someone who is not worth your time (i.e. A “governor” of Jopall), which Tzeentch finds interesting.

Khorne also has the distinction of being the only Chaos God (or any god for that matter) whose word you can take at face value. The other gods don't realize that disdain for scheming and backstabbing isn't the same as being stupid. Nor do they realize that over-complicating things is actually the worst thing a planner can do. The more unnecessary variables to a plan, the easier it is for something to break. (that said Tzeentchian plans have divination included into them, eliminating most tactical miscalculations, unless Tzeentch wanted it to happen.). So - you actually want results? Be practical. Involve only as many steps as you need. Beat someone until they're reduced to a bloody smear on the ground - no step 2 required.

Basically, Khorne isn't a stupid brute, he's actually pretty smart. The god of battles knows a thing or two about tactics and warfare. That said, Khorne's doctrine is inflexible. One, straightforward approach to anything. Simply put: Break everything in half. Which means that it all rides on an "all-or-nothing" deal. If his battering ram approach doesn't work there's little to be done to salvage the situation beyond everyone dying a glorious death. Usually this isn't the case for most battles, the Khornates' overwhelming need to quench their bloodlust gets in the way of reorganization. Of course, if things go according to plan, there are only few things that can stop the demonically-possessed no brakes hate train.

If Khorne had a voice actor it would have been BRIAN BLESSED but BRIAN chose Gotrek instead, the rejection sending Khorne's rage to new heights (unsubstantiated rumors say Khorne's considered sending Skulltaker and Karnak after BRIAN BLESSED, but Khorne realized all he'll get from that is two dead daemons with burst eardrums).

Here is his theme song.

Appearance[edit]

Khorne is described as resembling a giant, iron-hewed warrior clad in red armour, with a massive sword and a winged helm that conceals a snarling face like that of a wolf. This humanoid form could be seen as something darkly meaningful, were it not for the fact that more or less everyone in both settings is conveniently human-shaped.

The first depiction of Khorne in Warhammer art.

Of course, most artists at GW forget that he's supposed to look a giant Chaos Warrior and instead make him look like an overgrown Bloodthirster on a chair.

Khorne and His Worship[edit]

Khorne is the easiest god ever to worship. Where other, more pussified gods may demand you to memorize overly long prayers and hymns, or to build huge houses of worship and other such unmanly bullshit, Khorne is venerated with one thing and one thing only: the time-honoured tradition of hack'n'slash.

Khorne is worshipped on the battlefield. His hymns are the sound of steel on steel, his sacraments are the blows of hammer and axe, his only prayer the bellowing of the warcry "Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!" and his libation is the blood spilled in his name.

In essence, you worship Khorne by being a good warrior. And as a warrior, you'll find your interests and his tend to generally align; he wants death but isn't picky on who, and you want to live to fight another day. Thus, the mere act of preserving your life will earn the pleasure of the god of battle. In a setting where there is no peace, only war, Khorne is always going to be massively powerful. Further, most of the armies embody one of his aspects - Powerful and fearless warriors are the chosen of Khorne, but he favors those who use brute force assaults carried out with singular purpose and no remorse just as well. Khorne wins in fights his forces weren't even involved in.

However, Khorne is one of those honourable war-gods. So don't think that beating your enemies by anything other than sheer strength, skill and aggression will make him happy. And for the love of Sigmar/Emprah, don't try to cheat by picking fights with the weak or helpless or by giving him baby skulls. Khorne expects a form of savage, viking-esque dignity from his followers and for them to be generally manly, this means you have to fight worthy opponents and those generally able to at least hold up a sword. Only after the worthwhile enemies are out of the way; then you can gorge yourself on the blood of women and children all you want (or make them fight amongst themselves and recruit the survivors, or enslave them, or whatever). Most of the writers forget this, thinking that Khorne really gives no fucks about what you kill, and it makes Khorne snarl in anger. Though he continues to send his flesh-hounds to hunt down those who flee and abandon their brothers on the battlefield, be they Chaos or non-Chaos.

Aside from that and (obviously) never backing down from a fight, Khorne has no commandments whatsoever. But deviating from the aforementioned in the slightest is begging for the flesh-hounds to tear your ass apart.

Such as it is, it would be incorrect to think Khorne doesn't have priests dedicated to him. Though, being a warrior god, these priests tend to be warriors themselves and are often marked by their god. In essence, the only difference between them and a Chaos marauder/Space Marine is several pounds of armour. In Warhammer Fantasy, these priests are called 'Bloodfathers', and in lieu of magic that is gifted to their priests by other gods, Khorne just gives HOLYSHITAWESOME fighting skills and visions of bloodshed. In Age of Sigmar, they're called Slaughterpriests and they basically lead by example, killing while screaming out Khorne's name. If the killing is good enough, Khorne will empower the priest and/or his allies; but if the killing is unworthy, the priest himself will feel Khorne's wrath.

Khorne is also venerated by working brass into your armour and weapons and donning fashionable high collars. Occasionally, a warrior so pleases Khorne that he gifts him with specially made ones that in addition to looking fabulous can also grant total fucking immunity to magic. After all, who needs spellcasting when you can make a motherfucker's spine disappear - with your bare hands no less?

Anyway, Khorne is worshiped by warriors, generals and basically anyone who likes battle. His chosen Space Marines legion is of course the World Eaters, in Warhammer Fantasy, the Norscans tend to venerate him with the greatest piety, especially the Aesling tribe, who are Khorne's most devoted servants in Fantasy.

Khorne's take on magic[edit]

As posted some time ago by an Anon who managed to perfectly sum up what Khorne's opinion on magic is: FUCK WIZARDS!!!!

While that's a pretty accurate summation, there's also some nuance to it that is not at all helped by GW's habit of changing things every new edition or keeping shit consistent between writers. With that in mind, let's get into the details of what the "FUCK WIZARDS" thing means.

The hate of psykers/wizards/etc is pretty much the exact same and works by the same logic for both Khornates and the Adepta Sororitas/Black Templars/etc: it's a Conan-esque swords and sorcery thing. Khornates hate wizards for trivializing encounters with a single spell and overshadowing fighters and turning what should be a clash of might or a military endeavor into a weird wizard show where people turn into frogs and beguile their opponents into killing one another. They hate Slaaneshi for the same reason, due to how they often take what should be a wholesome murderfest and make it into something creepy and weird, what with them "discomporting themselves with the dead" and all that. In Realms of Chaos, its entirely possible for a librarian or wizard to go to Khorne; they just refrain from using their psi/magic powers for anything else but resisting spells in combat from that point onward.

Khorne and his followers are okay with laser beams. They are okay with sniper rifles (as long both you and your opponent have them). They are okay with flaming swords. They are okay with running people over with tanks. They are okay with blitzkriegs. They are okay with chemical gas. They are okay with holocausts we do not target civilians, or discriminate...that often bullshit just look at Armageddon. They are okay with exterminatus. They are okay with good tactics. They are okay with berserker charges. They are okay with honorable duels at dawn.

They are not okay with turning people to frogs, mind control, raining glitterdust from the skies to blind everyone, raising armies of zombies to do the killing for you, and so forth. They are not okay with someone pointing a finger and their opponent dropping dead (but if you point a finger and they explode in a messy cloud tho then that's cool). And they are most definitely not okay with someone who got their power solely by bargaining with daemons instead of earning it themselves. (While it's quite possible to get power via daemonic bargains and not earn Khorne's ire, that requires you to have already become a powerful fighter or be willing to risk death and inflict grievous bodily harm on others, i.e. earning it.)

They are okay with daemonic summoning rituals because Khorne's daemons are all about the hack-and-slash ultraviolence. They are okay with using psychic abilities or daemonic aid to navigate the warp because that means they don't end up crashing into suns or getting whisked to some distant corner of the universe where there's nothing worthwhile to kill. They are okay with sending and receiving astropathic messages because they recognize the value of relatively fast interstellar communication. They are okay with chaining wizards up and forcing them to eternally forge magic items on pain of death because that lets the fighters kill things more easily.

One may consider it hypocritical that Khornates are okay with blatantly unfair TECHNOLOGICAL murder, but not okay with blatantly unfair MIND/MAGICAL murder. The point, or at least one interpretation, is that wizards/psykers fucking cheat. They do. They steal the power of the Warp for their own ends. As long as they stay in line, and do nothing but permit the warrior to enact his craft as he so wills, fine, let them live (albeit in terror and likely enslaved by chains of brass) until the day they are no longer useful, at which point their skulls can join Khorne's throne.

But stealing the Gods' own fire and using it to do what mortals should do through their own skill and strength is unacceptable. Remember that technology is completely valid to Khorne. Stealth is completely valid to Khorne. Skill is completely valid to Khorne. Cleverness is completely valid to Khorne. The nuclear bomb and other innovations that come after it could be seen to be unfair. But it is a mortal invention. Mortals should give honor to Khorne by murdering each other through the sweat of their brow. Granted the lines got pretty blurry when AoS introduced the Slaughterpriest.

The scientist who devises new ways to kill is a saint. His work can be put to any other use -- enriching human life, ending hunger, fighting diseases, answering great questions. But the scientist who devises new bombs and weapons is, in his own way, a champion of Khorne. He takes his limitless human potential and nobly limits himself to new ways to kill. Whether you kill with a sword or a bomb, you are killing using good old fashioned mortal strength and genius. You aren't stealing warp energy from the gods in the form of a fireball and cravenly calling it your own.

The forger of enchanted weapons is an exception and an ideal symbol. It is fitting that spell energy is subjugated to and entombed within cold steel, just as cowards deserve to be subjugated to warriors until they lie cold and headless in the ground or else burnt to ash. The magic weapon is a symbol of might's superiority to magic-- or in the case of actual daemon princes, the unity of both.

The jury is still out on how okay Khorne is with magically imbued people who didn't get their power from him, but given the other possible benefactors, he's probably not the biggest fan.

Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! When the Galaxy burns, we will define righteousness!

tl;dr Magic is unmanly, grab a sword (or a 16-inch battleship cannon, if that's your thing) and go kill like a real man already.


Khorne and other Chaos gods[edit]

As a rule, Khorne despises Slaanesh because they're an effeminate milk-sop who can't grow a beard or swing an axe like they've got a pair (even though Slaanesh probably has the biggest pair, but less on that), and also because he personifies acting outwardly (ie: seeking the deaths of others), while Slaanesh acts inwardly (ie: seeking their own pleasure). Khorne also finds Slaanesh's obsession with luxury and torture wasteful and dishonorable. Slaanesh is about living it up while Khorne is about tearing it the fuck down. Not to mention its apparent belief that those who wrong you are meant to suffer for it, which Khorne surprisingly doesn't agree with. One of the few Slaaneshi things Khorne doesn't have a problem with is the desire for perfection in battle; spending year after year training to master an aspect of combat, constantly pushing your limits and never being satisfied until you get it just right is a perfectly acceptable way to live, so long as you remember to shed blood and take skulls.

Khorne also hates Tzeentch - though they are not fundamental rivals - because his reliance on magic is seen as a sign of weakness and his desire not to face his foes in person is decried by Khorne as cowardly. Khorne sees his penchant for deceit and trickery as dishonorable. Also, Khorne prefers muscles over books (plus Tzeentch is a huge NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD). Tactics and stratagems are all well and good because that's how armies win and seemingly-doomed warriors eke out a victory against seemingly-impossible odds.

Khorne thinks he hates Nurgle also, because while the ability to endure immense pain is good - great, even! - and calmly acknowledging defeat is just as acceptable as trying to kill your opponent with the last dregs of strength your dying body has left, the fat fuck doesn't even try to get shit done. Thus, his embodiment as sloth runs contrary to the active, vital aspect of Khorne, but he's all for death if its by homicide or genocide.

There's also Solkan, the not-Chaos Chaos God of Law and a rival of Khorne, being the only Chaos god that can match him in sheer RAAAAEG. Khorne likes to sit back and have a chuckle at Solkan's outbursts, if only because the last time he actually tried to move in on Solkan's turf he lost that fight. Not even the Blood God can top the sexually frustrated wrath of a guy looking for his sisterwife.

Of all the Chaos gods, Khorne actually hates Malal the least. For one thing, he respects the lost god for sticking to his guns: he hates the other gods, wants them dead and is actively working towards that goal. Since Nurgle just sits there being a scabby procrastinator, Tzeentch just has to have his fingers in everyone's business and Slaanesh is fucking Slaanesh (really, they are), this is something Khorne can sympathize with. Also, Malal is one of the only chaos gods to put up a halfway decent fight when Khorne manages to find him, which would mean that they would be best buds if Malal wasn't a self-destructive, omnicidal lunatic.

In short, he has problems with almost everyone and pissed at almost everyone, including you even if you worship him (usually it's a matter of how pissed he is at you). And they hate him too, except for Nurgle, who's too nice to hate anyone. If you earn his respect however, he will give you it (he has high standards though, meeting them is quite hard.)

Khorne and non-Chaotic Gods[edit]

Well, Ulric is his little brother and they tend to get along rather well. Ulric's still ridiculing Khorne over the fact that one of his greatest champions, Haargroth, got his head smashed in by Ulric's Ar-Ulric, Khorne usually replies by pointing out that Storm of Chaos isn't canon anymore. Not that it stops Ulric. Khorne and Ulric often get into arguments over which one of them is moar Viking; with Khorne usually winning by pointing out that his top worshipers actually are Vikings and that he has a Valkyrie. They also settle this with arm wrestling and drinking contests. There's a lot of belligerence, but you can sense the brotherly love underneath. Indeed, it's kind of a Raoh/Ken relationship.

Despite both being war-gods, Khorne has a poor relationship with Myrmidia. Khorne, despite being a master of tactics and sieges and the finer points of warfare, vastly prefers a manly head-on charge, and Myrmidia's sissy "planning" approach to warfare therefore offends Khorne. Most meetings between the Blood God and the Maiden of Strategy end with the Blood God fuming impotently because his strict code of martial honour does not permit him to hit girls (or pull their hair) and retreating to his tree house.

Khorne is the only Chaos God who tolerates Sigmar because he thinks he's pretty bad-ass AND respects the idea of a mortal man becoming a god. That and Sigmar's comic book series, Sigmar the Emprahrian, has great splashpages of fights and no SWORDSWORDSWORDS. However, this tolerance is only one-sided, and while Khorne respects him, it doesn't mean he won't try to put an axe in his head for being a sworn enemy of Chaos.

When asked about the Emperor, Khorne usually responds with a streaming torrent of bloody curses and oaths which causes a bloody froth to start leaking from his helmet. In short, he is remarkably indifferent to the old man. Ironically, they share many of the same beliefs: They both disliked psykers, they both have a kick ass thrones, and they both have units dedicated to close combat. Hell, even the Emprah's head is a skull. What's not to like...oh maybe the fact that he's a COMPLETE FUCKING HYPOCRITE!

Khorne is utterly sick and tired of anyone who dares associate him with 40Khaine. Before eviscerating anyone who makes that connection, he will often give a short PowerPoint presentation, explaining how Khaine is an honourless god of murder and sadism while he himself is a god of honourable and forthright battle and courage, and how sadism is contrary to his code (Khorne indeed used to be about honorable combat, but now he's just about mindless violence and hating everyone for either piss-poor reasons or for no reason at all. Goddammit, GW). Khorne then reiterates that Khaine's elfishness and love for scantily clad women is sickening and makes him more like Slaanesh and trashes the elf god in a brutal punching bag sorta way like the prince of pleasure... Of course, this is just a front on Khorne's part. Khaine's love of war combined with his elfness and that his most ardent worshippers are scantily-clad women proves Khaine to be the secret love-child of Khorne and Slaanesh (tsundere confir- *sounds of violent, painful evisceration* WHO DARES? IN MY OWN PAGE, OF ALL THINGS? FUCK YOUUUUUUUU' Search your feelings you know it to be true. Actually, if you consider Ka'Bandha is tsundere for the Blood Angels and Angron was for Horus to the point during the Siege of Terra he made him feel ashamed for implying he didn't trust him AND the natural state of tsunderes is raging, insulting and violent, well...

That being said, Khaine does have a dual nature in Fantasy thanks to being worshiped by Dark Elves and paid respect to by High Elves, where one side is indeed honorable and just wants to keep fighting and being badass which means Khorne can tolerate him approximately half the time. The fact that both are patrons of Blood Bowl teams is usually the common ground, with Khaine and Khorne crashing/trashing some other God's house to watch on game nights while downing can after can of Bloodweisers and shoveling Dwarf Rinds in their faces. Khaine periodically tries to invade the realm of Khorne whenever the Khornate team beats the Dark Elf team, with such meetings ending with Kaine being khorne punching bag and letting his servants brutally take their anger on the incapacitated god and his elven servants. When Khaine's team beats Khorne's, Khorne takes out his aggression by beating the fuck out of Slaanesh (no homo) while Dark Elves go on safari hunting Khorne's worshipers.

Khorne has absolutely no patience for the Horned Rat, who is a favorite of Nurgle and Tzeentch respectively. It's a weak vermin whose very existence pisses him off. As a result, Khorne is much more fond of Sotek who encourages killing the fuck out of Skaven whenever they appear, and is also a fan of blood sacrifice (the fact that Sotek wants hearts and cares nothing for skulls is reassuring since they don't intrude on each other's fetish); this fondness is entirely one-sided.

Like the other Chaos Gods, Khorne has no fucking clue what the Great Maw is. However, it doesn't seem to complain when Ogres worship Khorne, so he's got nothing against him...her...it...schclim...whatever, the big god-thing that wants to eat.

The pantheon of the Tomb Kings mostly stick to themselves, so Khorne only knows they exist..

Khorne is impressed with the Bretonnian race by the fact they're the epitome of honor and glorious valor. On the other hand, their entire race has been tricked by a single fucking Elf Goddess into doing their every command which fills Khorne with incomprehensible fury. As it stands, the first being that's going to get the axe when Khorne manages to get an avatar to manifest in the material plane is Lileath.

Mork and Gork/Gork and Mork are Khorne's old drinking buddies. They piss him off more than any other beings in existence, but after a good 3-way beatdown and a few billion cases of squig beer he realizes they're alright company.

Khorne has a feeling that he'd get along with the gods of the Dwarfs, but even their introductions (being long ass winded descriptions of their primary worshipers and their lineages) irritate him so much he can't even get into a conversation with them. One of them is STILL giving his own introduction, and has been for about 20,000 years or so now (and he hasn't even reached the changes that have happened since he started). Unable to make him aware of what's going on around him, Khorne simply moved him into the guest room and bricked it off with a wall of skulls.

As for the Bugs? Khorne hates them Especially due to them not having real blood, just vile alien ichor. Though, given killing them is the same process but with a different liquid, you gotta wonder why Khorne is bothered by such a thing.

The Philosophy of Khorne[edit]

Unlike the other Gods of Chaos which prey on more complex moral intuitions and lines of logic, Khorne's philosophy is fairly straight forward. It is simply the philosophy of a warrior who seeks honor and glory, and to reach higher highs and find purpose in the seemingly senseless adrenaline rush of contempt, hatred, fury, rage, and relentlessness that war brings out in a man. It's the primal "might makes right" that underpins all societies and the dynamics of power and force that keep them in line.

Any good khornate is very aware of power and force and seeks to challenge these false hierarchies that have been constructed in favor of the most primal and true one. One that is not only fair and meritocratic, but which seeks to rip the false pretenses out of society and boil man down to the core of what he is: a mindless animal that must fight to survive against overwhelming odds.

Khorne is not like the other gods in that he is not one who is seeking to actively deceive. He only wishes to make society fair-make the world fair-through the most primal and instinctual way all beings most operate.

Unlike what is commonly thought, the mindless berserkers are not necessarily the most favored of Khorne's servants. It is instead those who are able to use their strength and cunning to control their rage and power to unleash it at the perfect moment to maximize the carnage and establish themselves as a victor. The rage he feeds into you, and the constant pain of not killing only seeks to make you stronger, a challenge you must overcome to make yourself better than you and more effective at becoming the best.

Or at least, so a Khornate would claim.

His portrayal in Warhammer Fantasy[edit]

He's a half-way mythologically accurate version of Odin, whose very name means Fury (and one translation means 'frenzy'). You could also make the case that Khorne is Thor minus any protective instincts towards humanity, as both are whirling vortices of blood and spit who are associated with the colour red and its connotation of anger.

No, that's it. Get the fuck out; he's an axe-crazy, psychopathic, evil-as-balls daemonic version of Odin - so basically the Norse god of wisdom, with wisdom actually treated the way Vikings would have recognized. Currently there's a bit of a debate about how much of Odin he represents (see discussion page) so this bit will list the similarities and some of the differences.

Well, for one thing, Chaos worshippers in Warhammer Fantasy actually are Vikings. Read about them here. Secondly, Khorne is closely associated with wolves in that setting (one of Odin's names literally translates to 'Battle Wolf'), and even has a wolf-like pet in Karanak, thus, fulfilling a role similar to Freki and Geri, or more closely, Garmr (having three heads, Karnak also parallels Cerberus from Greek Mythology). Also, it's revealed in Knight of the Realm that Khorne owns two hunting wolves/giant fleshhounds called Garmr and Gormr, with whom he partakes in a wild hunt across the heavens.

Another point of similarity is that both Odin and Khorne are war gods explicitly connected with berserker rage. They have their own warrior-cults associated with them who fight with said rage and Odin's Olfhednar are practically the same as Khorne's Chosen in both form and function.

Additionally, thanks to Valkia, Khorne also has a Valkyrie to further the similarity between him and Odin. This was inevitable, of course, given that the Warriors of Chaos are indeed an evil version of the Vikings as has already been stated. It should also be noted that Valkia's similarity to the Valkyries is not a superficial one. She is actually referred to as 'the Sword-Maiden of the Blood God' in the WoC codex, and is Khorne's Chooser of the Slain who carries those worthy champions and warriors of his to fight on in the Blood God's halls after death.

Finally, we got a glimpse of his neck of the Realm of Chaos in the Valkia novel written by Sarah Cock-well. It was basically Chaos Valhalla, and here's some of his quotes:

"A cleaved head no longer plots." "A head stuck on a pike no longer conspires." "Put to the sword they who disagree."

Now for the differences, aside from the obvious physical ones Odin also scries, it's woman's magic taught to him by Frigg and Freya. He's got the rage, yeah, but he's also all about fate and averting ragnarok, (directly opposed to Khorne's goals) even if he knows he can't stop it since fate works that way; in that regard Khorne is more like Surtr from Norse Mythology (the fiery giant who wages war and brings flames that would consume the Earth - the instigator of Ragnarok). We see this in the Havamal, Grimnismal, the Voluspa, and the Lokasenna. Hell, in Lokasenna, we learn he cross dresses, ie was tied into shamanic practices (Indo-Europeans have a thing for seers in drag). He can also get to Tzeentch levels with his planning and Odin's perfectly fine with Runic magic, whereas Khorne hates that shit.

Champions Of Khorne[edit]

In 40K[edit]

  • Kharn the Betrayer: Embodiment of Crazy Awesome and Patron Saint of fun guys everywhere. Kharn is Khorne's greatest mortal champion in 40K and has a wholly deserved reputation as a team-killing nutso. Once upon a time, Kharn was a straight-laced, meticulous Assault Captain of the World Eaters 8th company. After a certain chain of events he dedicated himself wholly to Khorne, thus becoming one of the most fucking lethal warriors in the galaxy as well as probably the most religiously devoted of Khorne's servants. Also notable for shattering two entire Space Marine legions by himself with a flamethrower in a single night. Despite this, since his first appearance (where he was no different from other Berzerkers) he became more and more coolheaded when not in combat (and even then there are moments when he is coolheaded in combat). He's become a swell guy because of this.
  • Angron: HE! GETS! SHIT! DONE!!!'. Khorne's foremost Daemon Prince alongside Doombreed. PERIOD.
  • Doombreed: Khorne's greatest Daemon Prince ever and possibly either Genghis Khan or Turgeis the Devil IRL (probably Genghis Khan, Turgeis the Devil's infamy mostly came from cowardly tactics - he attacked churches because non-combatants like clergymen and monks didn't put up the best fights and to steal all the holy relics and decoration made from precious metals). Notable for launching an actually successful Dark Crusade that wiped out two Space Marine chapters. Which is more than a certain armless failure has pulled off.
  • Svane Vulfbad: EVEN IN 40K KHORNE'S CHOSEN ARE VIKINGS. Svane Vulfbad was a motherfucking badass Chaos Terminator Space Wolf Chaos Lord who grew tired of the Imperium's sickening effeminate inability to GET SHIT DONE and the Space Wolves' sickening fur-fetishes and instead decided to dedicated himself to a god worthy of his kickassery. He thus became a badass Chaos Lord dedicated to Khorne (because a berserker god of war who likes axes meshes well with Vikings) and was killed, anticlimactically, by a thunderbolt while fighting Harald Deathwolf.
  • Crull: A Chaos Lord from Winter Assault notable only for making idiotic statements, and utilizing Sorcerers in his warband when there's some possessing to be done. Also has a weird way of saying "drown".
  • Azariah Kyras: A Librarian who somehow became a Champion of Khorne and who ascended to daemonhood. Presumably, his speaking skills were great enough that the Blood God was able to give him slight leeway in regards to the 'no Psyker rule', likely because he was a philosopher of carrion and slaughter, showing Khorne's way as freedom, freedom in meaningless, in mindlessness, which he accuses the functionings of the universe of. Khorne loves that stuff, existentialism for skulls, especially when it's an arch-traitor responsible for the deaths of billions, then declaring openly his allegience of Chaos to his fellow Mehreens as he is about to ascend as one of the most powerful daemon princes ever. A psyker who uses psykic powers to bring about good old kinetic Exterminatus, their reputation to raise covert cults of slaughter, discover their lust for combat and seek to encompass it, and ultimatedly be the poster child of Khornist Existentialism is too good of a chance for Khorne to pass up, who either wins against the galaxy or gets to devour Kyras' soul in a good long bloodbashing and probably still make a good Greater Daemon of Khorne out of him, probably the one and only Chaos tactical genius who could actually lead a Black Crusade properly. That's another reason Khorne likes him. Kyras' no funny business style of simply tearing a sector apart however possible tends to draw other Chaos God devotees under the wing of a Khornate champion. Here is the speech of doom that he gives the player's army (before the last level of the game ) or per canon, the Blood Ravens following Captain Diomedes before the climax:

"Faithful... enlightened... ambitious... brethren.

In but a single decade, a few mere swipes of the pendulum, we have gathered a sacrifice to Khorne that will be made legend.Though it was a simpler, weaker voice that illuminated me during my centuries upon the Judgement of Carrion... it was Khorne's messenger that showed me the true path of freedom from our pathetic corpse-Emperor.

And what is this path? This meaning, this purpose to which we gather the skulls of our foes? It is nothing. There is no meaning, no purpose. We murder. We kill. It is mindless savagery, this UNIVERSE IS MINDLESS!

In mere hours, billions will die. Innocent! Guilty! Strong and weak! Honest and deceitful! ALL of them! They will scream, they will burn, and for no purpose but that mighty Khorne may revel in their bloodshed! And united in this void of purpose, fear, or duty... we shall at long last be free!

BLOOD! FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! SKULLS! FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!! LET... THE GALAXY... BUUUURRRRNNN!!!"

Also notable as the single longest-to-fucking-kill-boss in the history of the Dawn of War series other than Ulkair. (Not that we haven't found ways to cheese him in under five minutes, namely Tyranids spamming warriors with venom upgrades alongside Hive Lord with his anti-daemon gun) Still, pure undiluted awesome.

In Fantasy[edit]

VIKINGS!!! VIIIIIIIIIIIIKIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGSSSSSSSS!!!

  • Valkia the Bloody: A pissed off badass Valkyrie who chooses who will fight on in the Halls of the Blood God after they die in glorious battle. She managed to kill a motherfucking DAEMON PRINCE as a lowly, un-Marked, un-augmented human in SINGLE COMBAT to earn Khorne's favour, CUT ITS FUCKING HEAD OFF, AND THEN CARRIED IT BACK TO THE NORTH TO PLACE AT THE FOOT OF THE SKULL THRONE. And then she died on the way. But Khorne was so impressed by this badassery/pissed off by her death, he resurrected her as a fucking Daemon Princess. Now she flies around the battlefields of the world slaughtering anything that looks at her funny and bearing Norsemen to the Khorne's place for a glorious afterlife of fighting and drinking. She is also far more attractive than anything of Slaanesh's menagerie, much to the Prince of Pleasure's eternal rage and the Bloodfather's great amusement, primarily due to having hair.
  • Garmr Hrodvitnir aka Billy Squigins: A Chaos Lord of Khorne who managed to almost kill Gotrek Fucking Gurnisson in a fight. 'Nuff said.
  • Hrothgar Daemonaxe: A Chaos Lord who only had his rules and miniatures released at a Games Day. He had the statline of a Bloodthirster. His miniature also depicts him throttling an elf, which makes him a good person.
  • Arbaal the Undefeated: Nicknamed 'Arbaal the Easily Defeatable' due to his rules from Champions of Chaos having been shockingly awful. Arbaal's been effectively retcon'd out of existence under the excuse that he's journeyed into the Realm of Chaos to challenge Khorne himself to a fight. Good luck with that. It went about as well as you expected.
  • Scyla Anfingrimm: The greatest You-Know-What ever to walk the earth. Scyla was a Chaos Lord of Khorne who got one too many mutations before his time and devolved into a YKW. But he's the most badass YKW ever, and is a leadership 10 general. Which is impressive considering the only thing he can say is "KILL FOR KHORNE! KILL FOR KHORNE! KILL FOR KHORNE!".
  • Chaos Lord Varmisgal: A Chaos Lord whose blood has turned to liquid bronze. He is responsible for the stalking brass bull of Nuln and the great raid into the Misty Mountains... it is also alleged he ate his own penis.
  • Egil Styrbjorn: A Norscan High Yarl of the Skaeligs and probably the greatest epitome of manliness a Chaos Warrior devoted to Khorne can achieve. He slew a lot and took names, kicked Bretonnian arses, sexed many women(all which said was impotent and didnt really find pleasure in, poor guy) yet never got a proper heir (only daughters). It was so bad for him that he adopted a boy that became later his personal shamanistic seer and advisor...that is until he banged a Kurgan Sorceress that was prophesied by said shaman to bear Egil's son, yet the damned cheese eating surrender monkeys took her and his unborn son away, which he answered them with apocalyptic RAAAAAGE and titanic slaughter (then again, said Sorceress wanted to sacrifice the unborn child for immortality, and she was actually possessing a Bretonnian noblewoman when doing deed with Egil so Egil's son was in that Bretonnian's womb and the Bretonnian Knights were rescuing her). And thus there was an epic campaign to retrieve the boy. Wields two badass flaming axes called Garmr and Gormr. Really dislikes the Lady of the Lake and other Southerner gods. So manly he is that he let a Grail Knight stab him only to throw back his sword to him. Also known for embodying Khorne's tactical take on war, which he mercilessly used against the Bretonnian Knights that stubbornly charged his warriors head on (until said knights realized that they were duped and slaughtered in seconds).
  • Skarr Bloodwrath: Deranged respawning berserker with axes that double as flails. Joined Archaon's posse during The End Times as one of the many Khornate forces that helped hasten the end of the world.
Khorne as he appears during survival battles in Total War: Warhammer 3

Total War: Warhammer 3[edit]

In the game you must collect the souls of 4 daemon princes, one from each Chaos god, in order to fight Be'lakor and get to Ursun. Khorne's realm is to some extent the easiest; in order to fight the daemon prince, you must fill up a bar that hangs over your army by fighting various AI armies. To summarize it, it is the ultimate monster mash: name a monster from any faction and it's there. Treekin? Yes. Squigs? Yes. Chaos Sp-- those things? Yes. Hellpit abomination? Yes! Now if you're a MAN, you bring your best monster hunting troops and get to stabbing as you fill that bar up... or you take the easy way and blow up Khorne's animal Sanctuary using copious amounts of artillery while Khorne cries manly tears after seeing the hard work he put into his zoo destroyed in the most unmanly way possible. Either way you then fight the daemon prince and get the soul in order to go and kick Be'lakor's ass.

Fun Khorne Facts[edit]

  • Interestingly the word "Khorne" in Ancient Cypriot Greek literally means to "Shit Blood". Kh' - "To force outward", ORN - "Back passage", Ee - "Blood".
  • Doombreed, Khorne's second daemon prince servant, might actually be Genghis Khan himself.
  • Khorne's looking for ways to incorporate dinosaurs into his armies, due to the sheer amount of RIP AND TEAR they can unleash on their enemies. He's unbelievably pissed that he hasn't managed to get any yet- YOU GAVE IT AWAY?!?!? FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU
  • Khorne secretly BLATANTLY' hates everyone who kills the defenseless in his name. He'd plot ways to kill them, but he's too mad to do that. (So what else is new?)
  • Khorne was just able to stand watching Jurassic World once it got going due to the Indominus Rex and how it made everything else look like bitches. He raged when it died. He's looking for its skull 'cause he wishes he could have it as one of his servants- *sounds of swords and blood* FAGGOT! (Why couldn't Khorne just seek the skull of the Mosasaurus that killed it? Or Rexie, T-rex is classic, I hear you say.) To that, I answer that coz without the Mosasaurus then Rex would'a DIED.
  • Khorne is unsure whether or not he hates Cultist-chan, due to a) the fact that she can't do anything except scream about 'kap-tooring eet for kay-oss' and get purged and b) the fact that she's so good at spreading RAEG amongst various unlucky meatsacks and fa/tg/uys. And that indecisiveness makes him foam at the mouth in an unending rage.
  • Khorne practically invented flipping the table when you lose at card games, or it goes too slowly. He does this whenever the major Warp entities play cards in the Formless Wastes.
  • Followers of Khorne actually have the ability to pull off LIIVI/Eldrad level dick-style moves in battle. They just choose not to do this.
  • Khorne wanted Settra the Imperishable as one of his servants once. However, Settra won't ever serve Khorne, even going so far as to give ALL OF CHAOS the motherfucking middle finger before going off to hunt down Nagash. That said, Settra may well be one of the few mortal beings besides his own servants Khorne has any respect for. He still hates Settra though.
  • Slaanesh once created some Kayos Spess Mehreens with his/her colour scheme, but with armour nicked off fallen Khornate warriors. And when Khorne saw this, his wrath was legendary.
  • Slaanesh and Khorne also have regular 'plans' on Friday night- *sounds of something even bigger than a Bloodthirster coming through and much ripping and tearing* NO! YOU'RE LYING!
  • That Twat With The Chair and Khorne haven't SMACKED DOWN yet, but Khorne is secretly looking forward to it when it happens- he wants to test Spess Jaysis's might against his own. Tickets are now on sale!
  • If an internet hyperlink comes up red, it's not because the page doesn't exist, it's because Khorne looked at what was once on the other end, and he didn't like what he saw, so much so that the hyperlink is stained with the blood of what once was.
  • Khorne's favorite form of grouping is in ogdoads, for reasons that should be obvious once you know what that word means.
  • Khorne's favorite vidja was Doom. he abandoned it in a strange combination of terror and appreciation once he learned it was Biographical/Autobiographical.
  • If Khorne is acting calm towards you, don't relax. He doesn't like anything, he just hates some things less than others. There is such a thing as cold-hatred.
  • Khorne was ALMOST pleased when Iskandar Khayon smashed his ship, the Tlaloc, into the Slaaneshi world of Harmony, killing a whole shitload of Slaaneshi fucks and breaking the planet in half. Then he remembered Khayon was a damn Thousand Son Sorcerer. Fuck.
  • Khorne will not stab you in the back. He will simply stab you in the face until your face stops resembling a face.
  • Very few beings have ever earned Khorne's respect. but the most notable is the MOTHERFUCKING DOOMGUY!!! (another is Valen the ancestor of Kharn).
  • DOOM 2016 tells of a "Wretch" who made the Doom Slayer an adamantine Amour from the deepest parts of the forges of Hell. And since Khorne CAN craft absolute destructive Weapons and impenetrable Armour... (he did not make the armor for him but he approves of him using it.)
  • Khorne is mixed on snipers. Partly because they sneak and hide like pussies and don't get into a proper fight, and partly because headshots ruin perfectly good skulls. However, sniping is the most skillfull form of shooting. It’s also Slaaneshi.
  • Khorne's favorite author is Sun Tzu. Three guesses why if you know what he's written.
  • Khorne is the patron god of Chimpanzees (no seriously, look them up; those bastards are the fucking marauding barbarians of the jungle, especially since their cousins the Bonobos seem like milktoast Slaanesh followers).
  • Thanks to his relationship with Valkia the Bloody, Khorne may or may not be married to the devoted blood and gore addicted maiden of war.
  • Despite his association with canines, Khorne also has had a pet rabbit, which he loaned out to appear in a certain comedy film.
    • Doomguy killed it his own pet rabbit to one of Khorne’s rogue operator warbands. (RIP daisy)
  • Khorne is also the god of tsunderes, no, seriously, as stated in a previous section, which is even further added by many tsunderes being red themed, this makes Khorne RAAAAEEEG! even more as his followers are supposed to be manly armored guys and not teen girls in school uniform, but hey, that's the internet for you!

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See also[edit]

The Chaos Gods of Warhammer 40,000 and Warhammer Fantasy
Four Main Chaos Gods: Khorne - Nurgle - Slaanesh - Tzeentch
Other Gods of Chaos: Archaon - Hashut - Horned Rat - Nuffle
Malal - Morghur - Necoho - Zuvassin
Chaos Gods of Law: Alluminas - Arianka - Solkan the Avenger