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'''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY.  Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
[[File:LostPatrolCover.jpg|thumbnail|220px|Their cheesy makeup will not do them much good.]]
'''Lost Patrol''' is a 2-player [[board game]] designed by [[Jake Thornton]] and produced by [[Games Workshop]] way back in the day when they still did other things than cranking out new editions and codices for [[Warhammer 40,000]].


They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
==The Classic==
===Gameplay===
One player takes control of a group of [[Scout|Space Marine Scouts]] (the eponymous lost patrol) trapped on a jungle [[Death World]]. His goal is to find the Marines' dropship and get the fuck off that hellhole. The second player controls the [[Genestealer|"local fauna"]]. His goal is to cackle maniacally while the Scouts drop like flies.


== CHANNELS ==
The game is played on a modular map consisting of hex tiles that is continually expanded as the Scouts move along. It is so ridiculously unbalanced that even finding the dropship is considered a major victory for the Marines. Consider [[Space Hulk]]: goddamn ''[[Terminator]]s'' have a hard time against [[genestealer]]s. According to Thornton himself, [[Dwarf Fortress|this is intentional and part of the fun]]. The only way to make Lost Patrol "fair" is to take turns at playing the marines and see who gets eaten faster.
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.


{{awesome}}== EVENTS ==
===Availability===
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene.  These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't!  They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.
Original copies of Lost Patrol are reasonably easy to find, but if for some reason you can't be bothered with tracking one down, you can easily simulate the experience of playing the Scout side by pulling a burlap sack over your head and having a buddy lock you into a small room filled with angry feral cats.


In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
==The 2016 Re-Release==
[[File:LostPatrolCover2016.jpg|thumbnail|220px|The cover of the 2016 re-release.]]
After the game had languished in obscurity for a couple of years, GW announced a re-release in May 2016, albeit in the form of "a newly designed game" rather than a simple reprint. June 2016 was given as the shipping date.


== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
September 2016 White Dwarf brought us additional rules for Space Marine Terminators, giving the SM player a slightly lower chance of losing.
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition.  Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.


* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
Another White Dwarf made it easier again by having missile launchers that could wipe three 'stealers off the board in one shot and sniper rifles in the game.
* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN


GRAND DAD IS LOVE
==Links==
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
*[http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/2268/lost-patrol Lost Patrol on BoardGameGeek]
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
*[http://quirkworthy.com/lost-patrol/ Lost Patrol on Jake Thornton's blog]
FOR MEMES
*[http://the-lost-and-the-damned.664610.n2.nabble.com/file/n7581794/Lost_Patrol_Rules.pdf The First Edition Rules]
FOR VINESAUCE
{{Specialist-Games}}
AND FOR
 
SILVAGUNNER
[[Category:Board Games]]
[[Category: Meme]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]][[Category: Awesome]]
[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]

Latest revision as of 12:16, 21 June 2023

Their cheesy makeup will not do them much good.

Lost Patrol is a 2-player board game designed by Jake Thornton and produced by Games Workshop way back in the day when they still did other things than cranking out new editions and codices for Warhammer 40,000.

The Classic[edit]

Gameplay[edit]

One player takes control of a group of Space Marine Scouts (the eponymous lost patrol) trapped on a jungle Death World. His goal is to find the Marines' dropship and get the fuck off that hellhole. The second player controls the "local fauna". His goal is to cackle maniacally while the Scouts drop like flies.

The game is played on a modular map consisting of hex tiles that is continually expanded as the Scouts move along. It is so ridiculously unbalanced that even finding the dropship is considered a major victory for the Marines. Consider Space Hulk: goddamn Terminators have a hard time against genestealers. According to Thornton himself, this is intentional and part of the fun. The only way to make Lost Patrol "fair" is to take turns at playing the marines and see who gets eaten faster.

Availability[edit]

Original copies of Lost Patrol are reasonably easy to find, but if for some reason you can't be bothered with tracking one down, you can easily simulate the experience of playing the Scout side by pulling a burlap sack over your head and having a buddy lock you into a small room filled with angry feral cats.

The 2016 Re-Release[edit]

The cover of the 2016 re-release.

After the game had languished in obscurity for a couple of years, GW announced a re-release in May 2016, albeit in the form of "a newly designed game" rather than a simple reprint. June 2016 was given as the shipping date.

September 2016 White Dwarf brought us additional rules for Space Marine Terminators, giving the SM player a slightly lower chance of losing.

Another White Dwarf made it easier again by having missile launchers that could wipe three 'stealers off the board in one shot and sniper rifles in the game.

Links[edit]

The Specialist Games of Games Workshop
Warhammer 40,000
(Classic):
Battlefleet Gothic - Epic - Gorkamorka
Inquisitor - Lost Patrol - Necromunda - Space Hulk
Warhammer 40,000
(New):
Aeronautica Imperialis - Assassinorum Execution Force - Adeptus Titanicus
Betrayal at Calth - Blackstone Fortress - Shadow War: Armageddon
Necromunda - Kill Team - Space Marine Heroes - Combat Arena - Space Marine Adventures
Warhammer Fantasy: Blood Bowl - Man O' War - Mordheim - Warmaster
Warhammer: Age of Sigmar: Gorechosen - Warhammer Underworlds - Skirmish - Warcry
Board Games: Chaos in the Old World - Relic