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[[Image:Mindflayers.jpg|thumb|right|A typical /d/M's game]]Basically a [[DM]] (or [[GM]]) who likes [[/d/]].
{{sick|It's /d/, I shouldn't have to explain.}}
[[Image:Mindflayers.jpg|thumb|300px|right|A typical /d/M's game. Thumbnail missing? Oh thank the emperor...]]
 
A '''/d/M''' is, in short, a [[DM]] who likes [[/d/]]. That alone isn't entirely damning, plenty of good DM's happen to like /d/.  A "true" /d/M is more than that. You can identify a real /d/M by one or more of the following.  


'''PROTIPS:'''
'''PROTIPS:'''
*The succubi all have cocks.
*You'll be invited into his [[magical realm]].
*The Gibbering Mound will rape you.
*[[Slaanesh|The succubi all have cocks.]]
*The Gibbering Mouth will rape you.
*So will the Mind Flayer's tentacles.
*So will the Mind Flayer's tentacles.
*You can milk the Minotaur. It will then rape you.
*You can milk the Minotaur. It will then rape you.
*Doppelgangers exist to fuck everything that moves, especially creatures that they copy.
*Doppelgangers exist to fuck everything that moves, especially creatures that they copy. In particular anyone that you may know, including yourself.
*Monsters with mind control abilities? Moar liek GET ON YOUR KNEES, BITCH.
*Monsters with mind control abilities? Moar liek GET ON YOUR KNEES, BITCH.
*Your [[Maid RPG|Maid]] game will have more in common with ''Urotsukidoji'' than ''He Is My Master''.
*Your [[Maid RPG|Maid]] game will have more in common with ''Urotsukidoji'' than ''He Is My Master'' or ''Hayate the Combat Butler''.
*[[Monstergirls]]. Monstergirls everywhere. And yes, they all have cocks. This is /d/ after all.


Do not mistake the /d/M for the ''[[FATAL]]'' player or GM: Even the former have standards.
Do not mistake the /d/M for the ''[[FATAL]]'' player or GM: Even the former have standards.
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=== /d/M stories ===
=== /d/M stories ===
If you lurk a bit in the archives, you may find battle logs of players having to deal with a /d/M.
If you lurk a bit in the archives, you may find battle logs of players having to deal with a /d/M.
* [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18004136/ FATAL in space!] Also, druids.
* [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18004136/ FATAL in spess!] ([http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18010759/ part deux], [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18029935/ part trois], [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18032393/ Finale]) Also, druids.
 
Several /d/Ms have taken to writing text adventures e.g. [[Corruption of Champions]].


[[Category:Roleplaying]]
[[Category:Roleplaying]]

Latest revision as of 12:20, 16 June 2023

This article is about something that is considered by the overpowering majority of /tg/ to be fail.
Expect huge amounts of derp and rage, punctuated by /tg/ extracting humor from it.
This article or section is about something involving/related to /d/.
Expect PROMOTIONS and possible mental scarring. Also rape.
File:Mindflayers.jpg
A typical /d/M's game. Thumbnail missing? Oh thank the emperor...

A /d/M is, in short, a DM who likes /d/. That alone isn't entirely damning, plenty of good DM's happen to like /d/. A "true" /d/M is more than that. You can identify a real /d/M by one or more of the following.

PROTIPS:

  • You'll be invited into his magical realm.
  • The succubi all have cocks.
  • The Gibbering Mouth will rape you.
  • So will the Mind Flayer's tentacles.
  • You can milk the Minotaur. It will then rape you.
  • Doppelgangers exist to fuck everything that moves, especially creatures that they copy. In particular anyone that you may know, including yourself.
  • Monsters with mind control abilities? Moar liek GET ON YOUR KNEES, BITCH.
  • Your Maid game will have more in common with Urotsukidoji than He Is My Master or Hayate the Combat Butler.
  • Monstergirls. Monstergirls everywhere. And yes, they all have cocks. This is /d/ after all.

Do not mistake the /d/M for the FATAL player or GM: Even the former have standards.

/d/M stories[edit]

If you lurk a bit in the archives, you may find battle logs of players having to deal with a /d/M.

Several /d/Ms have taken to writing text adventures e.g. Corruption of Champions.