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Look! [[Rhino Transport|Rhinos]]! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS! Our enemies hide in '''METAL BAWKSES''', DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...(asthma) We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!
Look! [[Rhino Transport|Rhinos]]! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS!! Our enemies hide in '''MEHTUL BAWKSES''', DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...(asthma) We should take away their MEHTUL BAWKSES!
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[[chaos|...SSSSSINDRRRIIIIIIII!!!]]
[[Sindri Myr|...SSSSSINDRRRIIIIIIII!!!]]


SCOTT MCNEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!! MIIIIIIGHTY IS HEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCOTT MCNEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!! MIIIIIIGHTY IS HEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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==Variants==
*Look! Raiders! RRRRAAAAIDEEEEEEERS! Our enemies hide in '''CARDBOARD BAWKSES''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! Trukks! TTTRRUKKKKKKKKKKKKKs! Our enemies hide in '''BIT BAWKSES''' DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! Devil fish, DEVIL FISSSHHHHH! Our enemies hide in '''FISH AND CHIPS BAWSKETS!!''' DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! Land Raider, LAAANND RAIDDRS! Our enemies hide in '''HERMETICALLY SEALED AIR TIGHT BAWKSES!!'''DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! Valkyries VaaAaalkyrrressies! Our enemies hide in '''METAL KIHTS!!'''DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! Tauroxs,TAUUUUUUUUUURRROOOXX! Our enemies hide in '''GLASS BAWKSES!!'''DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! Riptides!, RIPPPPPPP TIDESSS! Our enemies hide in '''CHEDDAR BAWKSES!!'''DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! Razorbacks, RAAaAaZOURBAHCKS! Our enemies hide in '''DAKKA BAWKSES!!''' DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!


==The METAL BOXES song==
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Admittedly [[Chaos]] [[Chaos Lord|Lords]] aren't generally known for their singing skills, especially not frothing loonies like [[Carron]], but oh well. The song "Little Boxes" by Malvina Reynolds would provide an ideal musical accompaniment to Carron screaming the words as loud as his disgusting, mutated lungs will let him.


METAL BOXES on the hillside,  
Note: To see the origin of the voice, check out the Beast Wars television show character Dinobot. When McNeil started to run short on voices to use since he is nearly every character in this game, he had to keep ascribing old voices to new roles.


METAL BOXES full of [[Indrick Boreale|Spess]] [[Space Marines|Mehreens]]!
==Variants==
*Look! [[Raider]]s! RRRRAAAAIDEEEEEEERS! Our enemies hide in '''CARDBOARD BAWKSES''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
We must crush them 4 teh [[Khorne|BLOOD GOD]],
*Look! [[Trukk]]s! TTTRRUKKKKKKKKKKKKKS! Our enemies hide in '''BIT BAWKSES''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
 
*Look! [[Devilfish]]es! DEVILFISSSHHHHHEEEZZ! Our enemies hide in '''FISH AND CHIPS BAWSKETS!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
All the RHINOS must be burned!
*Look! [[Land Raider]]s! LAAANND RAIDDERS! Our enemies hide in '''HERMETICALLY SEALED AIR TIGHT BAWKSES!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
 
*Look! [[Repulsor_Tank|Repulsors]]! REEEPULLSSOOOORS! Our enemies hide in '''FLOATING BAWKSES!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
There’s a Drop Pod and a Whirlwind
*Look! [[Skorpius Dunerider|Skorpii]]! SSKKOOORRPPIII! Our enemies hide in '''LANDING CRAFT BAWKSES!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
 
*Look! [[Valkyrie]]s! VAAAAALKYRRRESSIES! Our enemies hide in '''MEHTUL KIHTS!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
A Dreadnought and a Predator,
*Look! [[Taurox]]es! TAUUUUUUUUUURRROOOXXEEESSS! Our enemies hide in '''GLASS BAWKSES!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
 
*Look! [[Riptide]]s! RIPPPPPPPTIDESSS! Our enemies hide in '''DAKKA BAWKSES!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
But I’d rather smash the RHINOS,  
*Look! [[Stormraven]]s! STOOORMRAAAVEEENNNZ! Our enemies hide in '''FHLYING BAWKSES!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
 
*Look! [[Steam Tank]]s! STEEEAAM TAAANNNKS! Our enemies hide in '''OOOLLDD BAWKSES!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
METAL BOXES DIE TODAY!!!
*Look! [[Ghost Ark]]s! GHHOOOSSTT AAARRKSSS! Our enemies hide in '''RIBBIDED BAWKSES''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
*Look! [[Night Scythe]]s! NIIIIGGHT SSSSCYYYYYYTHHES! Our enemies hide in '''MEHTUL CROAISSAANTS!''' DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
 
*Look! [[Titan]]s! TIIIITTAAAANNSSSS! Our enemies hide in '''MEHTUL PEOPUHL''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
All the foolish little Spess Mehreens
*Look! [[Gargant]]s! GAAAAARGAAAAANTSSSS! Our enemies loot '''MEHTUL BAWKSES''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ! They... *asthma* They will take away... our mehtul bawkses.
 
*Look! [[Wave Serpent]]s! WAAVEE SSSERPENTSS! Our enemies hide in '''BONE BAWKSES!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
Think they’re safe in transport vehicles,
*Look! [[Sagitaur ATV]]s! SAAAGITAUR AYYTEEVEESS! Our enemies hide '''ROVING MEHTUL BUHBBLEHS!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
** LOOK SAGITAURS, SAAAAAAAAGITUAAARS. OUR *CHAOS ASTHMA* VERTICALLY CHALLENGED ENEMIES RIDE IN MEHTUL BUBBLES! DA COWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ
Well they’ll find it hard to hide when
*Look! FV432's! FV-FOUR-THREE-TWOOOOOOOOOS! Our enemies hide in '''REUL LIFE MEHTUL BAWKSES!!''', DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
 
THERE’S AN AXE SHOVED IN THEIR BRAINS!!!
 
All their tactics and their transports
 
And their STEEL REHN and their FUREH
Cannot stand the power of Chaos,
 
We shall take their tanks away!
 
METAL BOXES on the hillside,
 
I hate them more than anything!
 
They’re the reason Mummy hates me,
 
They’re the cause of all my pain!
 
Just look at me, I’m an ugly mess,
 
And my voice acting’s hammy,
 
This whole game is fucking awful,
And the RHINOS caused it all!
 
 
Bash the RHINOS, smash the RHINOS!  
 
Destroy them, my minions!
 
We shall shoot them with our [[Bolter|Bolters]]
 
We shall tear them into scraps!
 
They are cowards, they are weaklings,
An offence unto the BLOOD GOD!
And they’re made out of adamantium
AND THEY ALL MUST DIE TODAY!!!!!


==See also==
==See also==
*[[Rhino Transport]]
*[[Rhino Transport]]
*[[Firaeveus Carron]]


==External Links==
==External Links==

Latest revision as of 12:20, 21 June 2023

MEHTUL BAWKSES!

Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS!! Our enemies hide in MEHTUL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...(asthma) We should take away their MEHTUL BAWKSES!
...SSSSSINDRRRIIIIIIII!!!

SCOTT MCNEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!! MIIIIIIGHTY IS HEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Note: To see the origin of the voice, check out the Beast Wars television show character Dinobot. When McNeil started to run short on voices to use since he is nearly every character in this game, he had to keep ascribing old voices to new roles.

Variants[edit]

  • Look! Raiders! RRRRAAAAIDEEEEEEERS! Our enemies hide in CARDBOARD BAWKSES, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Trukks! TTTRRUKKKKKKKKKKKKKS! Our enemies hide in BIT BAWKSES, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Devilfishes! DEVILFISSSHHHHHEEEZZ! Our enemies hide in FISH AND CHIPS BAWSKETS!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Land Raiders! LAAANND RAIDDERS! Our enemies hide in HERMETICALLY SEALED AIR TIGHT BAWKSES!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Repulsors! REEEPULLSSOOOORS! Our enemies hide in FLOATING BAWKSES!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Skorpii! SSKKOOORRPPIII! Our enemies hide in LANDING CRAFT BAWKSES!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Valkyries! VAAAAALKYRRRESSIES! Our enemies hide in MEHTUL KIHTS!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Tauroxes! TAUUUUUUUUUURRROOOXXEEESSS! Our enemies hide in GLASS BAWKSES!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Riptides! RIPPPPPPPTIDESSS! Our enemies hide in DAKKA BAWKSES!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Stormravens! STOOORMRAAAVEEENNNZ! Our enemies hide in FHLYING BAWKSES!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Steam Tanks! STEEEAAM TAAANNNKS! Our enemies hide in OOOLLDD BAWKSES!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Ghost Arks! GHHOOOSSTT AAARRKSSS! Our enemies hide in RIBBIDED BAWKSES, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Night Scythes! NIIIIGGHT SSSSCYYYYYYTHHES! Our enemies hide in MEHTUL CROAISSAANTS! DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Titans! TIIIITTAAAANNSSSS! Our enemies hide in MEHTUL PEOPUHL, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Gargants! GAAAAARGAAAAANTSSSS! Our enemies loot MEHTUL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ! They... *asthma* They will take away... our mehtul bawkses.
  • Look! Wave Serpents! WAAVEE SSSERPENTSS! Our enemies hide in BONE BAWKSES!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
  • Look! Sagitaur ATVs! SAAAGITAUR AYYTEEVEESS! Our enemies hide ROVING MEHTUL BUHBBLEHS!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!
    • LOOK SAGITAURS, SAAAAAAAAGITUAAARS. OUR *CHAOS ASTHMA* VERTICALLY CHALLENGED ENEMIES RIDE IN MEHTUL BUBBLES! DA COWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ
  • Look! FV432's! FV-FOUR-THREE-TWOOOOOOOOOS! Our enemies hide in REUL LIFE MEHTUL BAWKSES!!, DA KOWARDS! TEH FEWLZ!

See also[edit]

External Links[edit]

Gallery[edit]

  • DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!

    DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!

  • Carron's reaction to the Blood Raven transports during their stronghold mission.

    Carron's reaction to the Blood Raven transports during their stronghold mission.

  • Rhinos. RHIIIIIIIIINOS!!! ... should not want their metal bawxes... its just an FV432 painted pink stop acting impressed

    Rhinos. RHIIIIIIIIINOS!!! ... should not want their metal bawxes... its just an FV432 painted pink stop acting impressed

  • We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!

    We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!

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