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== How to Profit ==
== How to Profit ==
# Heresy.
 
# Heresy!!!!!!!
# Kick John [[Fuklaw]] in the nuts.
# Kick John [[Fuklaw]] in the nuts.
# ????
# ????
# Get it.
#Survive John [[Fuklaw]] kicking you in the nuts.
# RUN!
# Over 9000.
# Never break rules 1 and 2.
# Skateboard to Krusty Burger
# '''''Naked'''''
# Say the first letter in the word 'Button'.
# Ha.
# Complete it.
# ''Blindfolded.''
# Beat a WAAC Eldar player with Tyranid/Ork allies.
# ????
# '''''PROFIT'''''
# '''''PROFIT'''''



Latest revision as of 10:08, 22 June 2023

Profit is a common Meme on 4chan, shamelessly stolen from an episode of South Park featuring Underpants Gnomes. Naturally the gnome business plan is a satire; every gnome is unaware of a vital step in a cunning plan but simply assumes another more important gnome does.

It is also Wizards of the Coast's stated primary objective for the release of Dungeons & Dragons 4E and the reason that Games Workshop does anything.

The original plan[edit]

  1. Steal underpants
  2. ?
  3. Profit!

... the gnomes assume that they'd figure out step 2 before they finished step 1.

How to Profit[edit]

  1. Heresy!!!!!!!
  2. Kick John Fuklaw in the nuts.
  3. ????
  4. Survive John Fuklaw kicking you in the nuts.
  5. PROFIT

See Also[edit]