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'''FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...''' Rage is the most important fuel on which the [[neckbeard]] runs (with [[meatbread]] coming at a close second), and the only way to get his share of rage is to grapple the [[troll]] whenever he appears on /tg/. Here is a summary of the things /tg/ hates and the most common sources of trolling.
'''FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...''' Rage is the most important fuel on which the [[neckbeard]] runs (with [[meatbread]] coming at a close second), and the only way to get his share of rage is to grapple the [[troll]] whenever he appears on /tg/. Here is a summary of the things /tg/ hates and the most common sources of trolling.


* Sometimes known as Raeg, never to be confused with [[Commissar Raege|Raege]], or there *will* be rage. Also, this has nothing to do with that boring 2011 video game.
Sometimes known as Raeg, never to be confused with [[Commissar Raege|Raege]], or there '''will''' be rage. Also, this has nothing to do with that rather fun 2011 video game.


==Things that /tg/ Loves to Hate==
==Things that /tg/ Loves to Hate==
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*** [[Neckbeards|Fatbeards]]
*** [[Neckbeards|Fatbeards]]
* The Alphabet
* The Alphabet
* [[Avatar]]
** James Cameron's idea of a furry vs human world
** Ridiculous premise
** Plot holes so big you could walk through them
** Furries(see below)
* ''[[The Book of Weeaboo Fightan Magic]]''
* ''[[The Book of Weeaboo Fightan Magic]]''
* [[C.S.Goto|A CERTAIN MUTILATOR OF INK AND PAPER WHO HAS A RAGING CHUBBY FOR MULTILAZORS AND FLUFF-RAPE]]
* [[C.S.Goto|A CERTAIN MUTILATOR OF INK AND PAPER WHO HAS A RAGING CHUBBY FOR MULTILAZORS AND FLUFF-MUTILATION]]
* [[Chakat]]s
* [[Chakat]]s
* <s>Chris-Chan</s> {{BLAM}} {{Blam| NOPE!}}
* [[/d/M]]s
* [[/d/M]]s
* [[Dawn of War 2]]'s Multiplayer Mode outside of [[Last Stand]]
* [[Dawn of War 2]]'s Multiplayer Mode outside of [[Last Stand]]
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* Everything
* Everything
* Existence
* Existence
* Ex-Sharran emo/goth [[gay|elves]] seeking [[Dark Angels|redemption]].
* Ex-Sharran emo/goth [[elves|elves]] seeking [[Dark Angels|redemption]].
* [[FATAL]]
* [[FATAL]]
** Overly complicated
** Overly complicated
** [[wizard|Wizards]] are overpowered
** [[wizard|Wizards]] are overpowered
** Need a prestige class to be successful
** Need a prestige class to be successful
** Literally runs on [[Rape]]
** Literally runs on [[Dakka]]
* [[:Category:Stories|Fanfics/Writefaggotry]]
* [[:Category:Stories|Fanfics/Writefaggotry]]
* Fiction  
* Fiction  
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** Because a random person on the internet has better insight into game mechanics than a professional game designer
** Because a random person on the internet has better insight into game mechanics than a professional game designer
* [[User:Imperial32|Imperial32]]
* [[User:Imperial32|Imperial32]]
* ITV
* [[Jokaero]]
* [[Jokaero]]
** Mainly the barrel of monkeys
** Mainly the barrel of monkeys
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** J. J. Abrams fucking remorseless destruction one of the 3 founding worlds
** J. J. Abrams fucking remorseless destruction one of the 3 founding worlds
* ''[[StarCraft]]''
* ''[[StarCraft]]''
* Steven Universe
* [[Fags of 4chan|Tripfags]]
* [[Fags of 4chan|Tripfags]]
* ''[[Order of the Stick]]''
* ''[[Order of the Stick]]''
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** '''''YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! SIGMAR DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!
** '''''YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! SIGMAR DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!
'''''
'''''
* [[Lord of the Rings#Amazon.27s_Lord_of_the_Rings:_The_Rings_of_Power|The Rings of Power]]
* [[Troll]]s
* [[Troll]]s
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* ''Twilight''
* ''Twilight'', and its author Stephanie Meyer by extension: '''Uncollapse this tab at your own peril'''
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=='''Twilight'''== is a 4-part book series/5-part movie series featuring the least menacing vampire in the history of literature and the thinly veiled author avatar that loves him. For reasons nobody can seem to understand this made it wildly successful among the hormonal pre-teen crowd as well as legions of sexually frustrated housewives and ruthlessly mocked by everyone else.
 
To make an unnecessarily long story short, a [[Mary Sue]] named Bella gets [[AIDS|saved]] from a car crash by Edward, another [[Mary Sue|Marty Stu]] and he looks all emo and shit. After half a book of plodding romantic crap, we learn that he's a [[Mary Sue|vampire]] (as though the sunken eyes and pale skin weren't a massive tipoff). But it's okay -- him and his family are [[Mary Sue|vegetarian vampires, they don't drink human blood.]] Oh, and sunlight doesn't kill them, it makes them [[Gay|sparkle like Tinkerbell]] on a six-coffee bender. Oh, and he and his family all have superpowers as if they were the vampire Justice League.
 
Things become even more retarded when her best friend is revealed to be a werewolf, and the least convincing love triangle of all time ensues, inasmuch as it is explicitly stated over the next two books that she'll choose Edward. Meanwhile, various other shit involving the not-Catholic vampire Illuminati among other things happens, most of which is glossed over or covered in the most hamfisted way ever. This is itself combined with said Mary Sue insisting on being turned into a vampire only to be told they need to get married for some reason. Stupid, yes. But if you view it as a metaphor for sex and keep in mind that the author is a devout Mormon, it makes a lot more sense. Incidentally, said Mormonism is also why we get such peculiar euphemisms as "Holy crow" in the book. No, really.
 
The last book of the series can be summed up as follows:
''I'm gonna die a horrible death during childbirth, and my kid's gonna look like a god-forsaken hellspawn all because I fucked a vampire. Oh wait, hold the phone-- it's ok, he's going to turn me into a vampire too, and mystical vampire magic will heal my spine so I can frolic through the forest in heels and a cocktail dress while my [[Mary Sue|werewolf ex-boyfriend]] tries to fuck my baby hellspawn daughter. ''
(Speculation that this is a way for Meyer to passive-aggressively vent about being married and having kids at an early age is unconfirmed. But seriously, anyone can tell that it was intended.)
 
(As a small side note, an occasional /tg/ sentiment is that there's possibly a better story hidden under all that [[Magical realm | Schlicking]] material -- the Vampire mechanics are not that bad, if you're not going to have them burn up in the sun, and the vague plotline of the first book ("'Vegetarian' vampires come into conflict with wandering criminal vampires") would make for a fairly good [[Vampire: The Masquerade | Vampire]] or [[Hunter: The Vigil | Hunter]] campaign.)
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</div>
** [[Vampire|Vampires]]
** Mormons
* [[/v/|Video games]]
* [[/v/|Video games]]
* [[Weeaboo]]s
* [[Weeaboo]]s
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** [[loli|Kids]] obsessed with [[Space Marines|SPEESH MAREEENS]]
** [[loli|Kids]] obsessed with [[Space Marines|SPEESH MAREEENS]]
** the death company
** the death company
** Ultramarines
** Primaris
** Primaris Crusader Squads
* [[Warhammer: Age of Sigmar]]
* [[Warhammer: Age of Sigmar]]
**People who hate said AoS (WAAC faggots)
**People who hate said AoS (WAAC faggots)
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* You
* You
**Especially You
**Especially You
*Matt Ward


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
<gallery>
<gallery>
Image:Rage-b.jpg
Image:Rage-b.jpg
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Image:Countenance of fury.JPG
Image:Countenance of fury.JPG
Image:Endrage.jpg|An improbability: THE RAGE HAS ENDED.
Image:Endrage.jpg|An improbability: THE RAGE HAS ENDED.
Image:Ohoho.png|More probable: Time for [[rape]].
Image:emperage.png|The Emperor is displeased.
Image:emperage.png|The Emperor is displeased.
Image:Thomas the RAGE Engine.jpg|ALL ABOARD THE RAGE TRAIN
Image:Thomas the RAGE Engine.jpg|ALL ABOARD THE RAGE TRAIN
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*Not directly related to [[MAD]] but it may a source of rage.
*Not directly related to [[MAD]] but it may a source of rage.


P.S: If your Rage can be heard a) on the other side of the Planet, b) in Space, c) in Limbo AND d) by your own Son twenty Years into the Future, then you're doing something right! Or not. Depends on who's at the recieving end.
P.S: If your Rage can be heard a) on the other side of the Planet, b) in Space, c) in Limbo AND d) by your own Son twenty Years into the Future, then you're doing something right! Or not. Depends on who's at the receiving end.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5VGZebsmEA  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5VGZebsmEA  

Latest revision as of 10:20, 22 June 2023

The famous Rageface

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF... Rage is the most important fuel on which the neckbeard runs (with meatbread coming at a close second), and the only way to get his share of rage is to grapple the troll whenever he appears on /tg/. Here is a summary of the things /tg/ hates and the most common sources of trolling.

Sometimes known as Raeg, never to be confused with Raege, or there will be rage. Also, this has nothing to do with that rather fun 2011 video game.

Things that /tg/ Loves to Hate[edit]

Gallery[edit]

See Also[edit]

P.S: If your Rage can be heard a) on the other side of the Planet, b) in Space, c) in Limbo AND d) by your own Son twenty Years into the Future, then you're doing something right! Or not. Depends on who's at the receiving end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5VGZebsmEA

Also, read this. Seriously, keep reading you won't be disappointed. http://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Slaanesh's_sacrifice.pdf

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