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{{Topquote|Step 1: Draw a cheese wedge. Step 2: Add details.|How to draw a Sergal}}
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It '''will''' rape you.
For the Vilous Wiki, the entire Wiki about Sergals and the world setting they come from, see the link at the bottom of the page. Strangely enough for a wiki about all things /tg/, this article is mostly about sergals on /tg/.
And you '''will''' like it.


Sergals are a species made by a very sick [[ Weeaboo| Japanese]] furry who decided to give them a tongue-like clitoral hood just to make them unique and give them the capacity to lick your balls as you fuck them. 4chan found them and immediately determined its true purpose: '''raping.''' The prevalence of belief that the "clitounge" is used to rape everything causes distress to the original artist, causing him to remove it and add breasts to the females to try to dispel the claims of rape; making them even more furry in the process. He has stated in hilariously broken English that it's to "guide the penis."
Sergals are a very strange species made by a very strange Japanese furry named Trancy Mick (or "Mick39" these days). She gave them a number of nonstandard biological features, including huge ripping "molars" like shark teeth, a pointed, angled snout, breastless females, a raptor-like posture.
They're also into vore, slavery and consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of pregnancy. The most popular Sergal is General Rain, recognized by her golden eyes which she marks with blood. She eats babies.  


Sergals are known to cause epic amounts of rage in any fa/tg/uy, and as such can be used for insta-effective trolling. Some have argued that they would make decent antagonists in a tabletop game, but the are quickly drowned out by cries of "FURFAG."
Stereotypical sergals enjoy murder, violence, cannibalism, and invoking fear in their enemies.  In some depictions they [[Rape|don't even understand the concept of consent]].  The most popular Sergal, and also the reason why sergals are stereotyped that way, is General Rain Silves, recognized by her yellow eyes marked with streaks of blood, and her forked tongue. She eats babies. More recent art of Rain has showed a spiraling descent into madness, drunk with her increasingly powerful and extreme [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_(film) shape-shifting abilities]. Many artist like to draw her with Pyramid Head due to their similarities, sometimes even having her rape him. <s>At this rate, she'll ascend into godhood, like the Lovecraft version of Hercules.</s>  Actually, she got overthrown by one of her kids and died of old age in a mental institution after becoming horribly obese and turning completely white.


A set of Commissar Sergal pics exists, carefully suited especially for trolling those [[Warhammer_40,000|skub lovers]] occupying your board.
Canonical sergals are actually generally good people and usually only go evil if influenced by a charismatic leader like Rain, who was a mutant and sexual deviant who went through an abusive childhood.  They are rather simpleminded and tend to lack strong emotional connections and generally do not hold grudges or feel jealousy.  They are very religious and are easily influenced by their environment.  Their critical thinking skills are weak, but make up for it a near sixth sense level of intuition that gives them an advantage dealing with nature and the supernatural.


Sergals are a contentious subject, with the furry crowd clamoring for them and the majority of /tg/ doing their utmost to flame them away.
Most of the 'legitimate' Sergal-statting threads have been made and have discussed everything there is to discuss, and the same few anons that made their stats and pages are now working on a [[The Unified Setting for /tg/|Unified Setting]] for /tg/ that is basically a fantasy setting containing a lot of /tg/'s original content as well as helping other races get statted and/or helping fledgeling projects and otherwise [[/tg/ gets shit done|getting shit done]] for /tg/.
Sergals have been statted for D&D 5e, D&D 4e, D&D 3.5e, ''GURPS'', and ''Dark Heresy''. Sort-of-recent examples of some of these can be found on this page somewhere maybe. A [http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=97516.0 mod] created for [[Dwarf Fortress|Dorf Fort]] has been made available that includes them into the game. 
The most well-known Sergal on /tg/ apart from Rain is John, the female sergal from [[Joan's Not Entirely Ideal Life|Joanquest]].
<s>TL;DR: the only furry creature that doesn't suck furred nuts.</s> {{BLAM}} {{BLAM|Heresy! Do not suffer the furry to live even if they don't suck my furred sergal nuts!}}
==Gallery==
<gallery>
<gallery>
Image:Sergal_(1).jpg
Image:MUCKING_ABOUT.png|John is MUCKING ABOUT!
Image:Sergal_(2).png
Image:Sergal_Commissar_(1).jpg|The Irony...
Image:SergalProfile.jpg
Image:Sergal_(23).jpg|My halfplate brings all the smiths to the yard.
Image:Sergal_(2).png|Nothing like a nice, refreshing bloodbath.
Image:Sergal_(3).jpg
Image:Sergal_(3).jpg
Image:Sergal_(4).jpg
Image:Rain hat.jpg|My hat is an Arwing. Your argument is invalid.
Image:Sergal_Commissar_(2).jpg|Sup /tg/
Image:Sergal_(5).jpg
Image:Sergal_(5).jpg
Image:Sergal_(6).jpg
Image:Sergal_(6).jpg
Image:Sergal_(7).png
Image:Sergal_(7).png
Image:Sergal_(8).jpg
Image:Sergal_(8).jpg
Image:Sergal_(9).jpg
Image:Sergal_(14).jpg|Rain used to just change size before changing shape.
Image:Sergal_(10).jpg
Image:Sergal_(16).jpg|Say what you like, but their armor is bitchin'
Image:Sergal_(11).jpg
Image:Sergal_(12).jpg
Image:Sergal_(13).jpg
Image:Sergal_(14).jpg
Image:Sergal_(15).gif
Image:Sergal_(16).jpg
Image:Sergal_(17).png
Image:Sergal_(17).png
Image:Sergal_(18).png
Image:Sergal_(19).jpg
Image:Sergal_(19).jpg
Image:Sergal_(20).jpg
Image:Sergal_(21).jpg
Image:Sergal_(22).jpg
Image:Sergal_(22).jpg
Image:Sergal_(23).jpg
Image:La13point5.jpg|For 3.5e
Image:Sergal_(24).jpg
Image:Sergal_Page_Final.png|For 4e
Image:Fluffy.png|What Rain looked like in her old age.
Image:We_humans.png|What?
</gallery>
</gallery>
[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/trancymick The original artist's furry website]
 
===See Also===
[[Setting:Unified_Setting/Sergal|Sergals in the Unified Setting]]
 
[[Protogen]]
 
==External Links==
*[http://pastebin.com/f41f31d35 Recent version of the creator's story of Vilous.]
*[http://www.vilous.net/wiki/Vilous_Wiki The entire Wiki based on Sergals and their world setting, straight from the mouth of their creator.]
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Latest revision as of 11:00, 22 June 2023

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"Step 1: Draw a cheese wedge. Step 2: Add details."

– How to draw a Sergal

"Merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp!"

– The sound that sergals make according to fans, even though they have never done this in canon, or at least before the creator DID make it canon

For the Vilous Wiki, the entire Wiki about Sergals and the world setting they come from, see the link at the bottom of the page. Strangely enough for a wiki about all things /tg/, this article is mostly about sergals on /tg/.

Sergals are a very strange species made by a very strange Japanese furry named Trancy Mick (or "Mick39" these days). She gave them a number of nonstandard biological features, including huge ripping "molars" like shark teeth, a pointed, angled snout, breastless females, a raptor-like posture.

Stereotypical sergals enjoy murder, violence, cannibalism, and invoking fear in their enemies. In some depictions they don't even understand the concept of consent. The most popular Sergal, and also the reason why sergals are stereotyped that way, is General Rain Silves, recognized by her yellow eyes marked with streaks of blood, and her forked tongue. She eats babies. More recent art of Rain has showed a spiraling descent into madness, drunk with her increasingly powerful and extreme shape-shifting abilities. Many artist like to draw her with Pyramid Head due to their similarities, sometimes even having her rape him. At this rate, she'll ascend into godhood, like the Lovecraft version of Hercules. Actually, she got overthrown by one of her kids and died of old age in a mental institution after becoming horribly obese and turning completely white.

Canonical sergals are actually generally good people and usually only go evil if influenced by a charismatic leader like Rain, who was a mutant and sexual deviant who went through an abusive childhood. They are rather simpleminded and tend to lack strong emotional connections and generally do not hold grudges or feel jealousy. They are very religious and are easily influenced by their environment. Their critical thinking skills are weak, but make up for it a near sixth sense level of intuition that gives them an advantage dealing with nature and the supernatural.

Sergals are a contentious subject, with the furry crowd clamoring for them and the majority of /tg/ doing their utmost to flame them away.

Most of the 'legitimate' Sergal-statting threads have been made and have discussed everything there is to discuss, and the same few anons that made their stats and pages are now working on a Unified Setting for /tg/ that is basically a fantasy setting containing a lot of /tg/'s original content as well as helping other races get statted and/or helping fledgeling projects and otherwise getting shit done for /tg/.

Sergals have been statted for D&D 5e, D&D 4e, D&D 3.5e, GURPS, and Dark Heresy. Sort-of-recent examples of some of these can be found on this page somewhere maybe. A mod created for Dorf Fort has been made available that includes them into the game.

The most well-known Sergal on /tg/ apart from Rain is John, the female sergal from Joanquest.

TL;DR: the only furry creature that doesn't suck furred nuts. *BLAM* Heresy! Do not suffer the furry to live even if they don't suck my furred sergal nuts!

Gallery[edit]

  • John is MUCKING ABOUT!

    John is MUCKING ABOUT!

  • The Irony...

    The Irony...

  • My halfplate brings all the smiths to the yard.

    My halfplate brings all the smiths to the yard.

  • Nothing like a nice, refreshing bloodbath.

    Nothing like a nice, refreshing bloodbath.

  • My hat is an Arwing. Your argument is invalid.

    My hat is an Arwing. Your argument is invalid.

  • Sup /tg/

    Sup /tg/

  • Rain used to just change size before changing shape.

    Rain used to just change size before changing shape.

  • Say what you like, but their armor is bitchin'

    Say what you like, but their armor is bitchin'

  • For 3.5e

    For 3.5e

  • For 4e

    For 4e

  • What Rain looked like in her old age.

    What Rain looked like in her old age.

  • What?

    What?

See Also[edit]

Sergals in the Unified Setting

Protogen

External Links[edit]

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