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'''Slowpoke''' is a kind of [[Pokémon]] notable primarily for its extremely low reaction speed. On the internet, this manifests as being so behind on the news that even the metaphorical rock they've been living under is more well-informed than they are. Slowpokes are fond of people who are just as slow on the uptake as they are, and will congregate in threads containing posters who are posting very old news.


'''Slowpoke''' is a kind of Pokémon notable primarily for its extremely low reaction speed. On the internet, this manifests as being so behind on the news that even the metaphorical rock they've been living under is more well-informed than they are. Slowpokes are fond of people who are just as slow on the uptake as they are, and will congregate in threads containing posters who are posting very old news.
[[Drawfags]] have made an unreasonably large set of popular characters morphed into Slowpokes. They are also used in drawthreads when said drawfag is posting very very slowly also known as
[[Waiting for OP]].


[[Drawfags]] have made an unreasonably large set of popular characters morphed into Slowpokes. They are also used in drawthreads when said drawfag is posting very very slowly also known as
== Gallery ==
[[Waiting for OP]]


==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
{{Cg|Slowpoke|center|<gallery>
Image:Slowmarine.jpg|<s>[[Space Marine]]</s> That's a [[Thunder Warriors|thunder warrior]]!
Image:Slowmarine.jpg|[[Space Marine]]
Image:Mechanipoke.jpg|[[Adeptus Mechanicus]]
Image:Mechanipoke.jpg|[[Adeptus Mechanicus]]
Image:Commissarpoke.jpg|[[Commissar]]
Image:Commissarpoke.jpg|[[Commissar]]
Image:Emperopoke.jpg|[[emprah|Emperor of Mankind]]
Image:Slowemperor.jpg|[[emprah|Emperor of Mankind]]
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Calliduspoke.jpg|[[Callidus]]
Image:Calliduspoke.jpg|[[Callidus]]
Image:Everpoke.jpg|[[Eversor]]
Image:Everpoke.jpg|[[Eversor]]
Image:Sloicare.jpg|[[Vindicare]]
Image:Sloicare.jpg|[[Vindicare]]
Image:Culexuspoke.jpg|[[Culexus]]
Image:Culexuspoke.jpg|[[Culexus]] Note that Slowpokes are Psychic type. This Slowpoke is simultaneously Psychic and anathema to Psychics.
Image:Culexus_poke.jpg|[[Culexus]] take two
Image:Culexus_poke.jpg|[[Culexus]] take two. (HEY! THAT'S PSYDUCK, NOT SLOWPOKE!)
Image:Eldarpoke.jpg|[[Eldar]]
Image:Eldarpoke.jpg|[[Eldar]]
Image:DarkEldarPoke.jpg|[[Dark Eldar]]
Image:DarkEldarPoke.jpg|[[Dark Eldar]]
Image:Nidpoke.jpg|[[Tyranid]]
Image:Nidpoke.jpg|[[Tyranid]]
Image:Lootedpoke.jpg|[[Looted]] Slowpoke
Image:Lootedpoke.jpg|[[Looted]] Slowpoke
Image:Orkpoke.jpg|SlowpOrk
Image:Khornepoke.jpg|[[khorne|Khornate]] Slowpoke
Image:Khornepoke.jpg|[[khorne|Khornate]] Slowpoke
Image:Slaaneshpoke.jpg|[[Slaanesh]]i Slowpoke
Image:Slaaneshpoke.jpg|[[Slaanesh]]i Slowpoke
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Image:Baernpoke.jpg|Baernoloth?  
Image:Baernpoke.jpg|Baernoloth?  
Image:ConanTheSlowpokian.jpg|Conan
Image:ConanTheSlowpokian.jpg|Conan
Image:DRIZZTPOKE.JPG|[[LARP]]ing as Drizzt.  
Image:DRIZZTPOKE.JPG|[[LARP]]ing as [[Drizzt]].  
Image:Slopocthulhu.jpg|[[Call of Cthulhu|Cthulhu]]
Image:Slopocthulhu.jpg|[[Call of Cthulhu|Cthulhu]]
Image:Weightedcompanionpoke.jpg
Image:Weightedcompanionpoke.jpg
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Image:Slowkachu.png
Image:Slowkachu.png
Image:Skelpoke.jpg
Image:Skelpoke.jpg
</gallery>}}
</gallery></center>


[[Category:Meme]]
[[Category: Meme]]

Latest revision as of 11:22, 22 June 2023

Slowpoke is a kind of Pokémon notable primarily for its extremely low reaction speed. On the internet, this manifests as being so behind on the news that even the metaphorical rock they've been living under is more well-informed than they are. Slowpokes are fond of people who are just as slow on the uptake as they are, and will congregate in threads containing posters who are posting very old news.

Drawfags have made an unreasonably large set of popular characters morphed into Slowpokes. They are also used in drawthreads when said drawfag is posting very very slowly also known as Waiting for OP.

Gallery[edit]

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