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''Stupid'' is a minor character in ''[[Dawn of War|Dawn of War: Winter Assault]]''.
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'''Stupid''' is a minor character in ''[[Dawn of War|Dawn of War: Winter Assault]]''.


He is a [[Ork|MegaNob]] wearing the Orky counterpart to Terminator Armor, and is the bestest friend of Warboss [[Gorgutz]] Da 'Ead Hunter... Or so he thinks. In truth, he's the second-in-command of Gorgutz' WAAAAAAGH!! purely due to the balls-out toughness the guy has; the guy simply ''will not die'', no matter how many times he gets shot, stabbed, crushed, or beaten. He survives Gorgutz's angry, power-claw swinging outbursts on multiple occasions, gets eaten by a Squiggoth, has been blown up by General Sturnn's [[Baneblade]], and yet, somehow, always patches himself up wif some cybork help from da Dok and is quickly back in fer anuvva go.
He is an [[Ork]] [[Meganobz|Meganob]] wearing the [[Orky]] counterpart to [[Terminator armour]], <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>AND IZ DA BESTEST FRIEND OF DA WARBOSS [[Gorgutz|GORGUTZ]] DA 'EAD HUNTER</span>... Or so he thinks. In truth, he's the second-in-command of Gorgutz' WAAAAAAGH!! purely due to the balls-out toughness the guy has; the guy simply ''will not die'', no matter how many times he gets shot, stabbed, crushed, or beaten. He survives Gorgutz's angry, [[Power_weapon#Power_Klaw|power-claw]] swinging outbursts on multiple occasions, gets eaten by a [[Squiggoth]], has been blown up by [[General Sturnn]]'s [[Baneblade]], and yet, somehow, always patches himself up wif some [[Cyborks|cybork]] help from da Dok and is quickly back in fer anuvva go.


He gets his namesake from one of the last missions of the Disorder campaign, where his suggestion to lure [[Crull]] out of hiding (by enraging him) is to [[Derp|call him a]] [[Gretchin|Grot]].  
He gets his namesake from one of the last missions of the Disorder campaign: Gorgutz needs a plan to lure [[Crull]] out of hiding (by enraging him). His helpful assistant suggests [[Derp|calling Crull a]] [[Gretchin|Grot]] (which to be fair, is a pretty good way to start a fight with another ork, not like they would need much of an excuse anyway). Gorgutz dubs this plan "Plan: Stupid", and explains that the plan is thusly named after the Meganob in question. Stupid, missing the point entirely, is actually quite flattered that Gorgutz named the plan after him. [[Emperor|Jesus]], how many [[meme]]s has fucking Dawn of War spawned?


Gorgutz calls this plan stupid, and henceforth says that the plan is thusly named after the MegaNob in question. Stupid, missing the point entirely, is actually quite flattered that Gorgutz named the plan after him.
Still is better than [[Orkamungus]].
== Vidya ==


[[Emperor|Jesus]], how many [[Meme]]s has fucking Dawn of War spawned?
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMefse9UfWc The Video That Started it All]
 
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I lost count in the mid-30s.
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==Vidya==
[[Category: Orks]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMefse9UfWc The Video That Started it All]


[[Category:Orks]][[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]
{{Ork-Gitz}}

Latest revision as of 23:39, 22 June 2023

Stupid is a minor character in Dawn of War: Winter Assault.

He is an Ork Meganob wearing the Orky counterpart to Terminator armour, AND IZ DA BESTEST FRIEND OF DA WARBOSS GORGUTZ DA 'EAD HUNTER... Or so he thinks. In truth, he's the second-in-command of Gorgutz' WAAAAAAGH!! purely due to the balls-out toughness the guy has; the guy simply will not die, no matter how many times he gets shot, stabbed, crushed, or beaten. He survives Gorgutz's angry, power-claw swinging outbursts on multiple occasions, gets eaten by a Squiggoth, has been blown up by General Sturnn's Baneblade, and yet, somehow, always patches himself up wif some cybork help from da Dok and is quickly back in fer anuvva go.

He gets his namesake from one of the last missions of the Disorder campaign: Gorgutz needs a plan to lure Crull out of hiding (by enraging him). His helpful assistant suggests calling Crull a Grot (which to be fair, is a pretty good way to start a fight with another ork, not like they would need much of an excuse anyway). Gorgutz dubs this plan "Plan: Stupid", and explains that the plan is thusly named after the Meganob in question. Stupid, missing the point entirely, is actually quite flattered that Gorgutz named the plan after him. Jesus, how many memes has fucking Dawn of War spawned?

Still is better than Orkamungus.

Vidya[edit]


Ork Gitz and Bosses
From da canon: The Beast - Boss Snikrot - Boss Zagstruk - Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka
Grukk Face-Rippa - Mad Dok Grotsnik - Makari - Mek Boss Buzgob
Mozgrod Skragbad - Nazdreg Ug Urdgrub - Old Zogwort - Orkimedes
Tuska Daemon-Killa - Wazdakka Gutsmek - Zhadsnark da Rippa - Zodgrod Wortsnagga
Kaptin Badrukk - Herman von Strab - Ufthak Blackhawk
From da gamez: Brikkfist - Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter - Kaptin Bluddflagg - Grimskull
Mister Nailbrain - Orkamungus - Spookums - Stupid