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'''Taldeer''' is an [[Eldar]] farseer originally featuring in [[Dawn of War]]: [[Dawn of War#Winter Assault|Winter Assault]] expansion and the second expansion [[Dawn of War#Dark Crusade|Dark Crusade]], strangely, both times as the leader of the Eldar faction. She is most well known on /tg/ for being one of the protagonists of the awesome piece of writefaggotry known as [[Love Can Bloom]], alongside the [[Vindicare]] assassin [[LIIVI]].
{{Topquote|The Imperials test my patience with their incompetence!|Taldeer in ''[[Dawn of War]]: [[Dawn of War#Winter Assault|Winter Assault]]''.}}


In most [[drawfag]]gotry not actually directly related to the content of Love Can Bloom, Taldeer and LIIVI are assumed to have somehow escaped from their predicament in Love Can Bloom and are living happily together on Ulthwé or something. They optionally have a child known as [[Lofn]]. Taldeer is sometimes depicted as a daughter of Farseer [[Eldrad]], with [[Macha]] being her sister. Fellow Farseer [[Caerys]] has a bit of a thing for her.
[[Image:Taldeer UncertainFuture.jpg|thumb|right|Kindly ignore the breast located halfway down her torso. <strike>No one can now that its been pointed out</strike> Turn your contrast up, she's poking out the top. Yes it's hard to see, so look '''closer.''']]
'''Taldeer''' is an [[Eldar]] [[Farseer]] originally featuring in [[Dawn of War]]: [[Dawn of War#Winter Assault|Winter Assault]] expansion and the second expansion [[Dawn of War#Dark Crusade|Dark Crusade]], strangely, both times as the leader of the Eldar faction. She is most well known on /tg/ for being one of the protagonists of the awesome piece of writefaggotry known as [[Love Can Bloom]], alongside the [[Vindicare]] assassin [[LIIVI]].
 
In most [[drawfag]]gotry not actually directly related to the content of Love Can Bloom, Taldeer and LIIVI are assumed to have escaped from their predicament in Love Can Bloom and are living happily together on Ulthwé with a child known as [[Lofn]]. Taldeer is sometimes depicted as a daughter of Farseer [[Eldrad]], with [[Macha]] being her sister. Fellow Farseer [[Caerys]] has a bit of a thing for her.


Recently, it was believed that [[Macha]] shot and murdered Taldeer in her sleep for being an insufferable bitch. It is unknown whether the story is false, or whether Taldeer was raised as an animate corpse at the bidding of her father. Considering the story took place when Macha was fifteen and doesn't mention [[LIIVI]], more than likely it took place only within Macha's own mind.
Recently, it was believed that [[Macha]] shot and murdered Taldeer in her sleep for being an insufferable bitch. It is unknown whether the story is false, or whether Taldeer was raised as an animate corpse at the bidding of her father. Considering the story took place when Macha was fifteen and doesn't mention [[LIIVI]], more than likely it took place only within Macha's own mind.


It was revealed in [[Dawn of War 2]]: Retribution that Taldeer was killed by the Blood Ravens (As told by Azariah as he taunts [[Ronahn]] before the Exterminatus). As Ronahn was her brother, the eldar campaign is all about saving Taldeer's soulstone. Which is [[gay]].
It was revealed in [[Dawn of War 2]]: Retribution that Taldeer was killed by the Blood Ravens (As told by Azariah as he taunts [[Ronahn]] before the Exterminatus). As [[Ronahn]] was her twin brother, the Eldar campaign is all about saving Taldeer's soulstone. Which is <strike>[[gay]]</strike> touching.
 
On the other hand when was the last time Chaos told the truth about anything? For all we know Kyras just killed a body double and didn't care enough to tell the difference. Or he made up the story about killing Taldeer completely to fuck with Ronahn, he's kind of a dick like that.
 
But if you're a stickler for canon, Taldeer returns in [[Dawn of War III]] as a [[Wraithknight]]. While the loss of her mortal coil sucks, on the bright side she does get a nifty sword. Like every Wraithknight, they have a pilot that must have similar soul connection to each other, meaning Ronahn has to pilot it. [[Approved anime|Clearly, Eldrad was the one that tells Ronahn to get in the damn wraithknight]].
 
Though since Dawn of War III was [[skub|okay at best]], some fa/tg/uys have taken to either ignoring it entirely or reimagining it to once again fit Love Can Bloom, namely making there be a turn for [[grimdark]] so that it no longer conflicts with the official canon. No serious writefaggotry has come of this yet, however.
 
On one final note; despite her having red hair (assuming it is hair and not something attached to her helmet like a Greek Hoplite crest and her twin having white hair) for her in-game sprite, 95% of her fan-art has black hair.
 
==Codex Taldeer==
Now you too can field this potent Farseer in your army.
 
Warning. May include [[cheese]].
 
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Name !! PTS !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! I !! A !! Ld !! Sv
|-
| '''Farseer Taldeer''' || 280 || 5 || 5 || 3 || 3 || 3 || 5 || 1 || 10 || 3+
|}
 
'''Unit Type:'''
*'''Infantry (Character)'''
 
'''Unit Composition:'''
*'''1 (Unique)'''
 
'''Wargear:'''
*'''Twin-Linked Shuriken Pistol of Taldeer'''
*'''Singing Spear'''
*'''Runic Armour of Taldeer'''
 
'''Special Rules:'''
*'''Ancient Doom'''
*'''Battle Focus'''
*'''Fleet'''
*'''Independent Character'''
*'''Psyker (Mastery Level 3)'''
*'''Runes of The Farseer'''
*'''Runic Aura''': Due to her talent in utilizing runes, Taldeer can generate an aura that revitalizes those around her and knit their wounds back and reconstruct the Wraithbone of lesser Wraith Constructs on a molecular level. All non-mechanical Infantry Units in 12" radius of Taldeer gain the It Will Not Die USR. Units that have a single wound additionally gain an extra one.
*'''Warlord Traits:''' '''An Eye on Distant Events'''
 
'''Psyker:''' Farseer Taldeer can generate her powers from the '''Daemonology (Sanctic)''', '''Divination''', '''Runes of Fate''' and '''Telepathy''' Psychic Disciplines.
 
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'''Remnants of Glory:'''
 
*'''Twin-Linked Shuriken Pistol of Taldeer:'''
:The custom pistol of Farseer Taldeer. Crafted with some uncommon modifications, this double-barreled Shuriken Pistol can unleash as many shots as a Shuriken Catapult, and additionally grants greater precision.
 
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Name !! Range !! S !! AP !! Type
|-
| Twin-Linked Shuriken Pistol of Taldeer || 12 || 4 || 5 || Pistol, Master Crafted, Precision Shot, Twin-Linked, Bladestorm, Cutting Wind
|}
**'''Cutting Wind:''' Taldeer is capable of shooting twice in every Shooting Phase with her pistol.
 


In Dawn of War Retribution it is firmly believed that the 'Good End/Epic End' is a combination of the Space marine and Eldar endings. The Blahd Rehvens get their chapter purified, [[Gabriel Angelos]] becomes the new chapter master (with even moar manly scars). And Taldeer's soulstone is recovered by her brother and is taken 'home' wherever that is (presumably Ulthwé because that is where they are both from.) Though it is likely she'll show up later as a Wraithseer (wraithlord for farseers).  
*'''Runic Armour of Taldeer:''':
It is also known that [[Lofn]] escaped before Tadleer's death/soulstone transmition, her current whereabouts are unknown.  
:A unique set armour that Taldeer wears on the field of battle. Being comprised of a Ghosthelm, as well as a combination of runes and armoured Wraithbone plating, this piece of wargear makes the wearer incredibly difficult to kill and grants supreme, if not uncommon protection. The runes themselves allow the Farseer to utilize her powers more efficiently.


However, this will never happen. The Eldar are now quite firmly the new whipping boys for GW. And as such, have failed at everything almost as hard as Failaddon. Srsly, even their own codex hates them.
:'''The Runic Armour of Taldeer''' grants both a 3+ Sv and a 4+ Inv Save. In addition, it allows for the same capabilities as a Ghosthelm. If Taldeer manages to roll a 6 while passing a Deny The Witch test, she gains a free Warp Charge.


==External Links==
==External Links==
*[http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Farseer_Taldeer WH40k wiki on Taldeer]
*[http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Farseer_Taldeer WH40k wiki on Taldeer]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warhammer_40,000:_Dawn_of_War:_Winter_Assault#.22Forces_of_Order.22_Campaign Wikipedia WALL OF TEXT]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warhammer_40,000:_Dawn_of_War:_Winter_Assault#.22Forces_of_Order.22_Campaign Wikipedia WALL OF TEXT]
*[http://wiki.reliccommunity.com/Farseer_Taldeer Taldeer in the Gaems]


==Gallery==
== Gallery ==
 
<gallery>
<gallery>
Image:Taldeer justasplanned.jpg
Image:Taldeer justasplanned.jpg|[[Just as planned]].
Image:Smile_for_the_camera_baby_by_IronShrineMaiden.jpg
Image:Smile_for_the_camera_baby_by_IronShrineMaiden.jpg|10/10 WOULD BANG
Image:Taldeer_ಠ_ಠ.jpg
Image:Taldeer_ಠ_ಠ.jpg
Image:Tumblr nr4yu6JViq1rj5kr0o1 1280.jpg
File:DOWTaldeer1.png|Taldeer in ''[[Dawn of War]]: [[Dawn of War#Dark Crusade|Dark Crusade]]''.
</gallery>
</gallery>


[[Category:Eldar]]
[[Category: Warhammer 40,000]]
 
[[Category: Dawn of War]]
 
[[Category: Xenos]]
 
[[Category: Eldar]]
 
[[Category: Craftworld Eldar]]
 
{{Eldar-Characters}}

Latest revision as of 08:36, 23 June 2023

"The Imperials test my patience with their incompetence!"

– Taldeer in Dawn of War: Winter Assault.
Kindly ignore the breast located halfway down her torso. No one can now that its been pointed out Turn your contrast up, she's poking out the top. Yes it's hard to see, so look closer.

Taldeer is an Eldar Farseer originally featuring in Dawn of War: Winter Assault expansion and the second expansion Dark Crusade, strangely, both times as the leader of the Eldar faction. She is most well known on /tg/ for being one of the protagonists of the awesome piece of writefaggotry known as Love Can Bloom, alongside the Vindicare assassin LIIVI.

In most drawfaggotry not actually directly related to the content of Love Can Bloom, Taldeer and LIIVI are assumed to have escaped from their predicament in Love Can Bloom and are living happily together on Ulthwé with a child known as Lofn. Taldeer is sometimes depicted as a daughter of Farseer Eldrad, with Macha being her sister. Fellow Farseer Caerys has a bit of a thing for her.

Recently, it was believed that Macha shot and murdered Taldeer in her sleep for being an insufferable bitch. It is unknown whether the story is false, or whether Taldeer was raised as an animate corpse at the bidding of her father. Considering the story took place when Macha was fifteen and doesn't mention LIIVI, more than likely it took place only within Macha's own mind.

It was revealed in Dawn of War 2: Retribution that Taldeer was killed by the Blood Ravens (As told by Azariah as he taunts Ronahn before the Exterminatus). As Ronahn was her twin brother, the Eldar campaign is all about saving Taldeer's soulstone. Which is gay touching.

On the other hand when was the last time Chaos told the truth about anything? For all we know Kyras just killed a body double and didn't care enough to tell the difference. Or he made up the story about killing Taldeer completely to fuck with Ronahn, he's kind of a dick like that.

But if you're a stickler for canon, Taldeer returns in Dawn of War III as a Wraithknight. While the loss of her mortal coil sucks, on the bright side she does get a nifty sword. Like every Wraithknight, they have a pilot that must have similar soul connection to each other, meaning Ronahn has to pilot it. Clearly, Eldrad was the one that tells Ronahn to get in the damn wraithknight.

Though since Dawn of War III was okay at best, some fa/tg/uys have taken to either ignoring it entirely or reimagining it to once again fit Love Can Bloom, namely making there be a turn for grimdark so that it no longer conflicts with the official canon. No serious writefaggotry has come of this yet, however.

On one final note; despite her having red hair (assuming it is hair and not something attached to her helmet like a Greek Hoplite crest and her twin having white hair) for her in-game sprite, 95% of her fan-art has black hair.

Codex Taldeer[edit]

Now you too can field this potent Farseer in your army.

Warning. May include cheese.

Name PTS WS BS S T W I A Ld Sv
Farseer Taldeer 280 5 5 3 3 3 5 1 10 3+

Unit Type:

  • Infantry (Character)

Unit Composition:

  • 1 (Unique)

Wargear:

  • Twin-Linked Shuriken Pistol of Taldeer
  • Singing Spear
  • Runic Armour of Taldeer

Special Rules:

  • Ancient Doom
  • Battle Focus
  • Fleet
  • Independent Character
  • Psyker (Mastery Level 3)
  • Runes of The Farseer
  • Runic Aura: Due to her talent in utilizing runes, Taldeer can generate an aura that revitalizes those around her and knit their wounds back and reconstruct the Wraithbone of lesser Wraith Constructs on a molecular level. All non-mechanical Infantry Units in 12" radius of Taldeer gain the It Will Not Die USR. Units that have a single wound additionally gain an extra one.
  • Warlord Traits: An Eye on Distant Events

Psyker: Farseer Taldeer can generate her powers from the Daemonology (Sanctic), Divination, Runes of Fate and Telepathy Psychic Disciplines.


Remnants of Glory:

  • Twin-Linked Shuriken Pistol of Taldeer:
The custom pistol of Farseer Taldeer. Crafted with some uncommon modifications, this double-barreled Shuriken Pistol can unleash as many shots as a Shuriken Catapult, and additionally grants greater precision.
Name Range S AP Type
Twin-Linked Shuriken Pistol of Taldeer 12 4 5 Pistol, Master Crafted, Precision Shot, Twin-Linked, Bladestorm, Cutting Wind
    • Cutting Wind: Taldeer is capable of shooting twice in every Shooting Phase with her pistol.


  • Runic Armour of Taldeer::
A unique set armour that Taldeer wears on the field of battle. Being comprised of a Ghosthelm, as well as a combination of runes and armoured Wraithbone plating, this piece of wargear makes the wearer incredibly difficult to kill and grants supreme, if not uncommon protection. The runes themselves allow the Farseer to utilize her powers more efficiently.
The Runic Armour of Taldeer grants both a 3+ Sv and a 4+ Inv Save. In addition, it allows for the same capabilities as a Ghosthelm. If Taldeer manages to roll a 6 while passing a Deny The Witch test, she gains a free Warp Charge.

External Links[edit]

Gallery[edit]

Famous Eldar
Heroes: Eldrad Ulthran - Illic Nightspear - Prince Yriel - Yvraine
Visarch - Sylandri Veilwalker
Phoenix Lords: Asurmen - Baharroth - Drastanta - Fuegan
Irillyth - Jain Zar - Karandras - Maugan Ra
From Dawn of War I: Farseer Caerys - Farseer Macha - Farseer Taldeer
From Dawn of War II: Autarch Kayleth - Farseer Elenwe - Farseer Idranel
Ranger Ronahn - Warlock Veldoran