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The term 'titan' is used in many games to refer to something huge and impressive.  It's always a metaphor for the godlike monsters of Greek Mythology that preceded the god-type gods of Zeus et al. The adjective "titanic" is synonymous with "fuckhuge," "Jesus that's big" and "did you say iceberg?"
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The term 'titan' is used in many games to refer to something huge and impressive.  It's almost always a metaphor for the godlike monsters of Greek Mythology.
 
== Dungeons & Dragons ==
See [[Titan_(D%26D)|Titan (D&D)]] for relevant information.


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== Warhammer 40,000 ==
 
{{Main|Titan (Warhammer 40,000)}}
 
[[Image:Warhamer-titan.jpg|right|thumb|This is so bad This is SO SO BAD]]
In [[Warhammer 40,000]], Titans are gigantic warmachines. They come in Big, Bigger, Bigger than the Last One, Damn that's One Big Mecha, and XBAWKS HUEG (fucking massive).


== American Navy ==
They also tend to fuck up your shit.  
The USS Titanic was a luxury oceanliner that was the largest vessel to date. A medium-passage ticket cost about as much as a normal person's wages for six months.  It was called "unsinkable," and "too big to fail," much like Enron, the Vietnam War, Communism, and the Imperial space stations "Death Star" and "Death Star Mk II."


== [[End of War]] ==
There is also a moon called [[Solar System#Saturn|Titan]] in the [[Terra|Sol]] System. This is where the [[Grey Knights]]' highly classified fortress-monastery is, though for most of the [[Imperium]] it's just an annoying area of restricted voidspace right in the middle of the Imperium's second largest naval base - the Saturnian moon system.  [[Malcador the Sigillite]] once moved this planet to the Warp for one year, using nothing but his own mind.
[[Image:Titaneow.jpg|right|thumb|Hitler was one crazy Bastard]]  
Invented by Hitler in 1946, Titans are a walking armarda of recycled "Super Heavy Dreadnought Battleships", they also appear in later series as walking HQ's with plasma rays and railcannons to fuck everything until its bleeding and crying
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== Avalon Hill ==
== Avalon Hill ==
[[Image:Titan_gameboard.jpg|right|thumb]]
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A [[wargame]] of recruiting monsters so you can recruit bigger monsters, and then catching up to other player's stacks of monsters so you could fight it out on sub-maps.  You want to find and kill your opponents's "titan" monsters, which are as powerful as how many points that player has acquired so far.  A classic of the monster slug-a-thon genre of boardgames.
A [[wargame]] of recruiting monsters so you can recruit bigger monsters, and then catching up to other player's stacks of monsters so you could fight it out on sub-maps.  You want to find and kill your opponent's "titan" monsters, which are as powerful as how many points that player has acquired so far.  A classic of the monster slug-a-thon genre of boardgames. [http://colossus.sourceforge.net/ Someone made a flash version,] which is [[Awesome]].
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== [[Mechaton Titan]] ==
== Mechaton Titan ==
[[Image:Lego titan.JPG|thumb|So big it HAS to work!]]  
[[Image:Lego titan.JPG|thumb|So big it HAS to work!]]  
Big Lego mecha, I mean, REAL big Lego mecha, very stompy indeed...
In [[Mechaton Titan]], "Titans" are the largest class of unit that can be made. We're talking LEGO giant robots that are bigger than your head.
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== [[Warhammer 40k]] ==
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[[Image:Warhamer-titan.jpg|right|thumb|Fucking Fuck we are SO FUCKED]]
They are "sacred war machines" of the Adeptus Mechanicus. They fuck up your shit.  They come in big, bigger, bigger than the last one, damn that's one big mecha and WHAT THE HELL IS THAT GIANT MONSTROSITY?! (answer: a baneblade)
 
They also tend to fuck your shit up. at least 5 times.
 
To elaborate: Titans are the biggest freaking land machines the Imperium has at it's disposal in the [[Grimdark|GRIM DARKNESS]] OF THE 41ST MILLENNIUM.
 
How big are they? Think a giant mecha that is 15-80 meters tall.  Your typical troopers on the tabletop are half as tall as your finger is long -- a Titan miniature requires both of your hands to lift.  Some Titan minis are bigger than your head, which makes the name "miniature" really a misnomer.
 
How powerful? Take a couple of Yamato-class battleships and add [[Dakka|More Dakka]].
 
How scary? The apocalypse is walking towards you; say prayers to whatever deity you believe in and hope it uses the bolter cannon first, cause that flame thrower hurts.
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Latest revision as of 10:05, 23 June 2023

The term 'titan' is used in many games to refer to something huge and impressive. It's almost always a metaphor for the godlike monsters of Greek Mythology.

Dungeons & Dragons[edit]

See Titan (D&D) for relevant information.

Warhammer 40,000[edit]

This is so bad This is SO SO BAD

In Warhammer 40,000, Titans are gigantic warmachines. They come in Big, Bigger, Bigger than the Last One, Damn that's One Big Mecha, and XBAWKS HUEG (fucking massive).

They also tend to fuck up your shit.

There is also a moon called Titan in the Sol System. This is where the Grey Knights' highly classified fortress-monastery is, though for most of the Imperium it's just an annoying area of restricted voidspace right in the middle of the Imperium's second largest naval base - the Saturnian moon system. Malcador the Sigillite once moved this planet to the Warp for one year, using nothing but his own mind.

Avalon Hill[edit]

A wargame of recruiting monsters so you can recruit bigger monsters, and then catching up to other player's stacks of monsters so you could fight it out on sub-maps. You want to find and kill your opponent's "titan" monsters, which are as powerful as how many points that player has acquired so far. A classic of the monster slug-a-thon genre of boardgames. Someone made a flash version, which is Awesome.

Mechaton Titan[edit]

So big it HAS to work!

In Mechaton Titan, "Titans" are the largest class of unit that can be made. We're talking LEGO giant robots that are bigger than your head.