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/x/

Gender/Physical Description: Female. Atrractive, but not overly so. Somewhat short. She has long, loosely curled hair which usually covers her left eye which is either completely red or black with a red pupil. She wears a black tank-top with a skull on it, black jeans, and sneakers. Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior etc.: /x/ is a shy, quiet girl. She's intelligent, creative, and paranoid, sometimes to the point of insanity. Sometimes it seems she knows more about the way the world works than she lets on, maybe even more than most people.She loves to read, and her favorite books include the "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" series and "House of Leaves". Special Power: /x/ "dabbles" a bit in witchcraft. She has a lot of magical potential, but she's too afraid of it to use it. Relationships: Of course, we all know that she and /tg/ become an item and that she is extremely afraid of /b/. As for the rest of the characters, she gets along with them and is pretty comfortable around them, but she wouldn't really call them friends. Job:She is either a supernatural/horror author with a cult following, or she writes a series of books in which she gathers "true" hauntings and other supernatural events.

/r9k/

Gender/Physical Description: Male, Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior etc.: /r9k/ is a nihlistic, depressed loner who whines about how he hates life and how life hates him back. Is misogynistic due to repeated rejection, and spends his time philosophising about politics, religion, and other weighty subjects. Brutal at dissecting the character flaws of others in public. Secretly wants to have sex with his sister. He also thinks he is a robot, and is trying to hide this from the other boards, though he has been known to slip up. He replaces /b/ as the landlord after the Cancer King, and he opens up the 3 rooms /b/ was hoarding to himself Special Power: Becomes an android Relationships: None. Ronery. /r9k/ is a loner and despises the rest of 4chan as inferior imbeciles. Reserves contempt for all other boards, but especially /b/. Job: No job, is studying computer science at university

/tg/

Gender/Physical Description: Male. Somewhat skinny, average height, brown hair that reaches his shoulders. Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior etc.: /tg/ is an obsessive fan of many tabletop games, the foremost being Dungeons and Dragons and Warhammer 40k. His behavior is influenced by this in some ways- for example, Has a tendency to narrate his own actions when things get hectic (ie. rushes into a room by forcing the door open, yelling "I KICK DOWN THE DOOR".) Special Power: Up for debate. May or may not be the Dice of Prestidigitation, which affect the world around /tg/ in small, subtle ways, as was suggested before. Relationships: /tg/ mainly hangs out with /co/ and /x/. He's also hung out with /v/, /ck/, /k/, and several other boards from time to time. Job: /tg/ works at the LGS owned by /co/.

/g/

Gender/Physical Description: Male. Tall skinny and as pale as a ghost Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior etc. Basement dweller/hacker, possilby neurotic. manages the building's Internet connection. Has access to all kinds of forbidden information thanks to his amazing hacking skills Is able to do amazing things with technology, but demands a payment of a 6pack of his current favorite energy drink (will sometimes take DVD-R's or other memory storing materials Special Power: But he is a kickass hacker, Relationships: None really, possible friendship with /v/ because of all the emulators

/k/

Gender/Physical Description: Male. Tall and lean, with a grizzeled white beard still speckled with dark grown hair. Tends to wear an old army jacket, presumably his from long ago. Often seen scowling, and is hard to catch off guard. Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior etc.: Rather grouchy, but has a soft spot for /an/, and finds /c/ adorable. He loves his guns, which is probably an understatement, and is an expert marksman with almost everything. Is very protective of the 4chan house and those that live there, once even going so far as to mine the front lawn. For obvious reasons, he was forced to remove them. Special Power: Unknown. Any power he does have is almost certainly channeled through his guns. (alternative power: hyperspace arsenal?) Relationships: Married(?) to /an/. Friends with /trv/, but /trv/ is rarely there. Often seen with /v/, but they argue constantly, especially about the inpracticality of many of the weapons that /v/ idolizes in his games.Will sometimes participate in various wargames, with /tg/ but is very critical of their accuracy or lack thereof. Job: Retired. Previously: Unknown position in the US army, followed by a brief stint as a professional bodyguard.

/sp/

Name: /sp/ Gender/Physical Description: Large, Black Male (say, 6'4", 250 lbs), extremely muscular and atheletic, tends to wear an old sports jersey (perhaps #18) Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior etc.: Extremely belligerent and spiteful, often reacting with threats of violence to even the most minor of offense. Obviously a steriods user, most likely from his days playing "in the pro leagues." (However, asking what sport he played, or why he no longer plays it, will cause /sp/ to react violently). Generally, the pompous jerk of the apartment, but still easier to stand than /b/. Likes watching and/or playing several sports, but also critiques them to no end. Special Power: /sp/ uses ROID RAGE! It's super effective! Relationships: Doesn't relate well with the other boards, although a rivalry with /fit/ is present. As well, there is room for /sp/ to carry a gun (but not know how to use it), leading to a relationship with /k/ as well. Job: A former professional athelete, but now is simply a sports beat writer for the local newspaper/online blog.

/d/

Gender/Physical Description: Hermaphrodite. /d/ is a shapeshifter, but she has two basic forms that she uses most of the time. Her "normal" form is that of a tall, busty, mature woman with long black hair and a carefully hidden penis. She likes to tie her hair back, wear glasses, and dress conservatively during the day when she's not at work, in order to avoid any extra attention. /d/ also has a second "succubus" form that comes out at night. She uses a toned down version of this form while she runs her sex shop. Her succubus form has green hair, horns, fangs, a third eye, and a tail. She can only manipulate her genitalia while her third eye is open. She often alters herself further from the succubus form by growing tentacles and/or turning parts of her to slime, the color green a constant throughout. Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior etc.: /d/ is generally friendly, respectful, and tolerant, especially in concern with other people's hobbies. During the day when she's not at work, she likes to hang out with /tg/ /co/ and /a/. She even develops a relationship with /x/ after the invasion. She shows genuine interest in their hobbies, but sex is always in the back of her mind, leading to some occasional awkward moments. She enjoys toying with/tempting the other boards on occasion (especially the h-boards), but she is very careful to respect their boundaries most of the time. After nightfall, when most of the boards are asleep, she transforms into her succubus form. This form represents the physical embodiment of her desires. /d/ will try to seduce one of the other boards, changing her form and bargaining with them in order to overcome their reluctance to accept her. While she doesn't need to find a mate every night, going too long without leads to sexual starvation and her demon side becomes more ravenous. Eventually she loses control of herself one night, and takes her victim by force. Otherwise her mate wakes up safely the next day, little bruised but their ego. Special Power: Transformation. /d/ is capable of transforming into any biological form that she can imagine, but she must stay at least partially human. She cannot access her powers fully during the day, only capable of making minor cosmetic changes (e.g. hair and horns for work) without the power of the eye. Controlling her powers becomes more difficult when she is trying to control too much mass at one time, or she becomes extremely aroused. Relationships: /d/ is on friendly (though cautious) terms with /tg/ /co/ /a/ and the hentai boards. She has a unique relationship with /x/ as well. Job: /d/ runs a sex shop with /h/. Her personality opens up a bit while she's at work, as she becomes more outgoing and relaxed when she's in her element. Since starting work at the shop, she has built a small stockpile of personal items from the deliveries that she receives for the sales floor.