Board-tans/biz

Gender/Physical Description: Born tk. Has many hats reflecting the various natures of various businesses. Typically wears Vinyl dealers hat. As She undresses her risk/risque/Exposure goes up and eyes get crazier.

Pantsuit w/ Peacoat

Shills Index Funds and Bond mix

Removes Coat

Shills Brokers to Trade yourself

Removes Jacket

Shills other Shills to teach you to trade yourself, "wanna get short"

Removes Suspenders Rolls up Sleeves kicks off high heels

Shills Futures and options "want some leverage"

Takes off Shirt

Shills Bitcoin and Casinos "the odds are the odds, take the systemic leverage"

Takes off Skirt, Exposing Kneepads and Garters

Shills forex and Starting your own Business. "50:1 leverage, want a taste? we can go overseas and get 400:1 if you're really hardcore"

Takes off Underwear

Sold a kidney; never healed right - Shills passive Investing/Scams/Altcoins "Stop playing these kid games and put your money where your mouth is"

Completely naked

on knees looking up Mascara messed up, "Call me a dirty wageslave, Fuck me in the ass and call me a poorfag, Stick that robinhood phone in my good for nothing NEET hole"

Secretly a NEET.

Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior

Very Slutty spends much of her time "networking on her knees", and mindlessly self indulging in Robinhood and Scams. Takes adderall cocaine and other stimulants on the regular always looking for an edge.

Likes

Money, Stem, Finance, Micro-econ, Market Crashes.

Hates

/r9k/, economists especially Macro,/pol/, /v/, Janet Yellen

Relationships

/pol/ comes around during dips and happenings. /r9k/ mopes around all the time asking for advice then after being spoonfed declares it impossible b/c lame.

Job

Keeps most of the scams off the other boards. College advisor. Admonishes and guides Anons who spent all their money and are about to be homeless.