Busty Barbarian Bimbos

Braindead Bimbo Barbarians is an in-progress /tg/ homebrew system where the players take on the roles of the titular characters. Here are some relevant quotes from the original thread [1].

"I want to make a parody tabletop RPG in which the players take on the role of cartoonishly awesome bimbos. I have no plans other than that the attributes spell SLUT (prelimanary idea: Strong, Limber, Uhmmm, and Titties) when put together and a slight inkling that it will play rather like KAMB with a high mortality rate." -The OP

"Slap. Legs. Uhmmm. Titties/T&A." -Anonymous

"Characters have 4 stats. These stats have a minimum or 2 and a maximum of 7 (though items and temporary mods can change this).

Slap: is a Bimbo's physical strings and capability to bring the hurt. It's the key component of melee combat and athletics. Legs: is limberness and physical reflexes. It's key in shooting, throwing, acrobatics, stealth, etc. Uhm: is the closest thing Bimbos have to Int. It's used for dealing with traps, using tech if things get sci-fi-ish, counting, and possibly some magic. Tits: is charisma, sexuality, and lust. These are inseparable to a Bimbo. It's used for manipulation, feats of sexual pleasure, and possibly some magic.

To check against a stat you roll 1, 2, or 3 dice based on easy, medium, or hard difficulty and try to get them all under that stat. Partial successes may be possible at DM discretion. Items tend to change your stats, circumstantial modifiers tend to change the difficulty of the roll." - Anonymous