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[[Image:Joyous feline.jpg|thumb|Do not be fooled by its appearance. This cat will wreck your shit.]][[Image:Monglercat.jpg|thumb|This cat will just mongle your cock.]][[Image:SQUAD BROKEN.JPG|thumb|Cats are also known to caus- SQUAD BROKEN!!]] | [[Image:Joyous feline.jpg|thumb|Do not be fooled by its appearance. This cat will wreck your shit.]][[Image:Monglercat.jpg|thumb|This cat will just mongle your cock.]][[Image:SQUAD BROKEN.JPG|thumb|Cats are also known to caus- SQUAD BROKEN!!]] | ||
A '''cat''' is a small | A '''cat''' is a small, indestructible, furry automaton created by God to give you love and companionship when things fuck up your shit life. Contrary to popular belief, cats conspire at every possible turn to murder their owners and escape to the wilderness. Cats at times expand to fill all available space. (see [[Dwarf Fortress#Cats|Catsplosion]]) | ||
Cats are accurately depicted in [[Dwarf Fortress]]. | Cats are accurately depicted in [[Dwarf Fortress]]. | ||
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A cat is a small, indestructible, furry automaton created by God to give you love and companionship when things fuck up your shit life. Contrary to popular belief, cats conspire at every possible turn to murder their owners and escape to the wilderness. Cats at times expand to fill all available space. (see Catsplosion)
Cats are accurately depicted in Dwarf Fortress.
An amusing consequence of the 3rd edition D&D system is that a domestic housecat is capable of demolishing first level commoners in combat, doing a point of lethal damage with a single bite or claw attack and being able to make two claw attacks and one bite attack in a single round. First level human commoners generally have between 1 and 5 hit points. However, longtime cat owners could testify that this is arguably realistic. For example, my ungrateful cat just scarred my hand, nyoro~n.