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Here are the following lords of the Chaos gods. | Here are the following lords of the Chaos gods. | ||
Lord of Khorne: | Lord of Khorne: A crazed maniac who drinks blood, and eats whatever he just killed. Raw. They like using axes and all that shit. Secretly loves kitty cats. [[Kharn]] is the craziest mother-fucker Khorne Lord, who'll kill you in his psychotic blood-lusting [[rage]]. But he is one hell of a great guy to be around though. | ||
Lord of Tzeentch: Some douche-bag sorcerer who got a his first magic-tricks set for Christmas from Tzeentch. A notable Lord of Tzeentch is [[Ahriman]] of the [[Thousand Sons]]. | Lord of Tzeentch: Some douche-bag sorcerer who got a his first magic-tricks set for Christmas from Tzeentch. A notable Lord of Tzeentch is [[Ahriman]] of the [[Thousand Sons]]. | ||
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Lord of Chaos Undivided: Some wannabe guy who has yet to be hired by a Ruinous Power. | Lord of Chaos Undivided: Some wannabe guy who has yet to be hired by a Ruinous Power. | ||
==Warhammer Fantasy's Types of Chaos Lords== | |||
Champions/Exalted Champions of Khorne: A blood-crazed maniac, not entirely unlike the 40K ones, however, they all also act like Conan the Barbarian, except with huge armor and huger battleaxe/greatsword. Known for their tremendous strength and bloodlust and balls-of-steel manliness. May also secretly like kittens, but alas, there are few kittens in the Old World. A prominent example of Khornate Exalted Champions is Arbaal the Undefeated (Is he still alive?) | |||
Champions/Exalted Champions of Tzeentch: Douchebag sorcerers, but the main difference is that they wear XBAWX HUEG ARMOR. | |||
Champions/Exalted Champions of Nurgle: See above, except they have difficulty getting into their armor on account of their festering, huge, disgusting bellies. They will go out of their ways to hug you. | |||
Champions/Exalted Champions of Slaanesh: He doesn't have any in this universe. | |||
Champions/Exalted Champions of Chaos Undivided: See above. | |||
==Notable Chaos lords== | ==Notable Chaos lords== | ||
Revision as of 11:28, 8 February 2010
An HQ choice for the Chaos Space Marines, in the game of Warhammer 40,000. They are basically like the traightor counterpart to a Space Marine captain or Chapter Master. They are very powerful but they want more.
Types of lords
The chaos lords usually worship a god whether he(or a he-she in the case of Slaanesh) be Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle or Slaanesh.
Here are the following lords of the Chaos gods.
Lord of Khorne: A crazed maniac who drinks blood, and eats whatever he just killed. Raw. They like using axes and all that shit. Secretly loves kitty cats. Kharn is the craziest mother-fucker Khorne Lord, who'll kill you in his psychotic blood-lusting rage. But he is one hell of a great guy to be around though.
Lord of Tzeentch: Some douche-bag sorcerer who got a his first magic-tricks set for Christmas from Tzeentch. A notable Lord of Tzeentch is Ahriman of the Thousand Sons.
Lord of Nurgle: Some disease filled piece of flesh. Better not give him a hug, or have any physical contact whatsoever, because you'll probably get some disease worse than AIDS. Typhus is a notable Lord of Nurgle.
Lord of Slaanesh: A drug-addicted pedophile not unlike the Dark Eldar. Which means he's got the biggest drug stash and the most bitches. Lucius the eternal is a Slaanesh Lord.
Lord of Chaos Undivided: Some wannabe guy who has yet to be hired by a Ruinous Power.
Warhammer Fantasy's Types of Chaos Lords
Champions/Exalted Champions of Khorne: A blood-crazed maniac, not entirely unlike the 40K ones, however, they all also act like Conan the Barbarian, except with huge armor and huger battleaxe/greatsword. Known for their tremendous strength and bloodlust and balls-of-steel manliness. May also secretly like kittens, but alas, there are few kittens in the Old World. A prominent example of Khornate Exalted Champions is Arbaal the Undefeated (Is he still alive?)
Champions/Exalted Champions of Tzeentch: Douchebag sorcerers, but the main difference is that they wear XBAWX HUEG ARMOR.
Champions/Exalted Champions of Nurgle: See above, except they have difficulty getting into their armor on account of their festering, huge, disgusting bellies. They will go out of their ways to hug you.
Champions/Exalted Champions of Slaanesh: He doesn't have any in this universe.
Champions/Exalted Champions of Chaos Undivided: See above.
Notable Chaos lords
- Bale (SSSSSSIIIIINNNNNDDDRRRRRIIII)
- Crull
- Eliphas The Inheritor
- Firaeveus Carron