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*[[Iron Warriors]]
*[[Iron Warriors]]
*[[Night Lords]]
*[[Night Lords]]
*[[World Eaters]]
*[[World eaters|World Eaters]]
*Death Guard
*Death Guard
*Thousand Sons
*Thousand Sons
*Sons of [[Horus]]/Black Legion
*Sons of [[Horus]]/Black Legion
*Word Bearers
*Word Bearers
*Alpha Legion
*[[Alpha Legion]]

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A bunch of eeevvviiilll sickfucks covered in horns, stupid markings and tattoos.

Overview

Basically SPESS MEHREENS who, for whatever non-reason, decided they were too cool and edgy for the Imperium of Man, so they redirected their homolust for the Emprah to something else...like a Chaos god. During the height of the Horus Heresy, they went all evil and did a lot of nasty on their former comrades until they were forced to retreat to the Eye of Terror due to Smurfs.

Naturally, they fight just like Space Marines, using shit they were equipped with prior to the Horus Heresy such as bolters and the ever useful Space Marine plot armor, which would explain why they haven't fist fucked each other to death before reaching the Eye of Terror or why they would follow the lead of a particular Saturday morning cartoon villain. Chaos Marines are also commonly known to compensate their aging weapons (which didn't really age much considering how fucktarded Imperium tech support is) by using demon magicks, giving themselves penis fingers for that extra edge in combat.

All in all, Chaos Marines are the kind of people which teenage hipster liberal faggots would idolize. Celebrating their newfound 'uniqueness' and 'freedom' and rebellious attitude, while burning, killing and rapeing everyone and everything that gets in their way.

History

(to be added later)

The Traitor Legions

When the Horus Heresy struck, nine of the original twenty legion turned against the Emprah. The Nine Legions are listed below: