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Commissar Dan is a [[Commissar|commissar]] named Dan (hurr, though his full name is | Commissar Dan is a [[Commissar|commissar]] named Dan (hurr, though his full name is apparently Daniel Sterne). He has a pet basilisk (Fluffy), and uses it as a frontline tank. Is apparently with the [[Angry Marines|Angry Marines]] for no other reason than he started tagging along and eventually people just got fed up asking why. The [[Drawfag|artist]] behind him is actually a confirmed [[Furry|furry]], but that doesn't matter too much when it comes to Dan. | ||
Not to be confused with [[Commissar Fuklaw]], who is <strike>similarly as awesome as Dan</strike> so much cooler than Dan. | Not to be confused with [[Commissar Fuklaw]], who is <strike>similarly as awesome as Dan</strike> so much cooler than Dan. | ||
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*UPDATE* | *UPDATE* | ||
The crazy son of a bitch has joined [[The_Guy_Who_Cried_Grendel|Grendel]], [[Boone]] and [[Love Can Bloom|LIIVI]] in ascended to canon status, on page 116 of the Enemies of the Imperium supplement for [[Only War]]. Turns out he was ordering those pig fuckers to ram a ''[[Chaos Dreadnought|Hellbrute]]!'' (It went exactly as you can imagine. <s>Badly | The crazy son of a bitch has joined [[The_Guy_Who_Cried_Grendel|Grendel]], [[Boone]] and [[Love Can Bloom|LIIVI]] in ascended to canon status, on page 116 of the Enemies of the Imperium supplement for [[Only War]]. Turns out he was ordering those pig fuckers to ram a ''[[Chaos Dreadnought|Hellbrute]]!'' (It went exactly as you can imagine. <s>Badly Epic</s> Epically Bad). | ||
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Revision as of 09:40, 10 November 2016
Commissar Dan is a commissar named Dan (hurr, though his full name is apparently Daniel Sterne). He has a pet basilisk (Fluffy), and uses it as a frontline tank. Is apparently with the Angry Marines for no other reason than he started tagging along and eventually people just got fed up asking why. The artist behind him is actually a confirmed furry, but that doesn't matter too much when it comes to Dan.
Not to be confused with Commissar Fuklaw, who is similarly as awesome as Dan so much cooler than Dan.
It is also thought that Dan is in fact an undercover cultist planning to destroy the Angry Marines by killing all the scouts. This will no doubt fail.
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The crazy son of a bitch has joined Grendel, Boone and LIIVI in ascended to canon status, on page 116 of the Enemies of the Imperium supplement for Only War. Turns out he was ordering those pig fuckers to ram a Hellbrute! (It went exactly as you can imagine. Badly Epic Epically Bad).
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The lad himself.
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Lad's stats.
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...No it really couldn't.
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Fluffy saves Dan.
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FFG does it again.
