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A subsidiary chapter of the [[Imperial Fists]]. Noted for their crimson gauntlets to signify that their hands have been anointed in the blood of the Imperium's enemies. Or something.
A second founding chapter of the [[Imperial Fists]]. Noted for their crimson gauntlets, which signify that their hands have been anointed in the blood of the Imperium's enemies. Or something.


Got fucked over by the Orks (or, more accurately, a nuclear missile misfire with a fail equivalent of 100 d20s all rolling ones at the same time. The damn thing fell back, then hit the missile silo it was fired from, and destroyed the entire Crimson Fist fortress monastery. This is what happens when you ignore that one unexplained little red light in a nuclear missile silo.) But its okay, because the Crimson Fist's still beat the Orks with only a hundred and twenty eight space marines.  
Got fucked over by the Orks (or, more accurately, an orbital missile misfire with a fail equivalent of 100 d20s all rolling ones at the same time. The damn thing somehow missed it's original target, bypassed ALL of the fortress' void shields, and hit the armory directly. Note: This was a standard missile fired from an orbiting defensive platform, it normally should have done NOTHING to such a mighty stronghold). But its okay, because the Crimson Fists still beat the Orks with only a hundred and twenty eight space marines.  


Also known as "Mexican Marines" because their chapter master (Pedro Kantor) has a Spanish first name (And a Jewish last name, of all things...PEDRO KANTOR, THE ONLY JEW IN THE IMPERIUM).
Also known as "Mexican Marines" because their chapter master (Pedro Kantor) has a Spanish first name (And a Jewish last name, of all things... PEDRO KANTOR, <s>THE ONLY JEW IN THE IMPERIUM</s> DURR HURR [[DARK ANGELS]]).


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A second founding chapter of the Imperial Fists. Noted for their crimson gauntlets, which signify that their hands have been anointed in the blood of the Imperium's enemies. Or something.

Got fucked over by the Orks (or, more accurately, an orbital missile misfire with a fail equivalent of 100 d20s all rolling ones at the same time. The damn thing somehow missed it's original target, bypassed ALL of the fortress' void shields, and hit the armory directly. Note: This was a standard missile fired from an orbiting defensive platform, it normally should have done NOTHING to such a mighty stronghold). But its okay, because the Crimson Fists still beat the Orks with only a hundred and twenty eight space marines.

Also known as "Mexican Marines" because their chapter master (Pedro Kantor) has a Spanish first name (And a Jewish last name, of all things... PEDRO KANTOR, THE ONLY JEW IN THE IMPERIUM DURR HURR DARK ANGELS).