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*[[Nurgle|Papa Nurgle]], our benevolent father and the plague master. Fattest of all the gods. | *[[Nurgle|Papa Nurgle]], our benevolent father and the plague master. Fattest of all the gods. | ||
*[[Slaanesh]], the chronic masturbater, his mission is to get Tzeentch to become perverted, just to see what it would look like. | *[[Slaanesh]], the chronic masturbater, his mission is to get Tzeentch to become perverted, just to see what it would look like. | ||
*[[Khorne]], [[rage|incredibly large and angry]] all the time for absolutely no reason other than he likes beating up the other Gods. Listens to | *[[Khorne]], [[rage|incredibly large and angry]] all the time for absolutely no reason other than he likes beating up the other Gods. Listens to Death Metal and tortures all of the other gods' daemons when they fail, as he is too stupid to tell them to do their own work | ||
*[[Tzeentch]], the tricksy nerdy smart one, has no time for simple pleasures; once mindfucked himself from the past, present, future, current and the 9th dimension all at once. Invented the phrase, [[Just as planned|'JUST AS PLANNED"]]. | *[[Tzeentch]], the tricksy nerdy smart one, has no time for simple pleasures; once mindfucked himself from the past, present, future, current and the 9th dimension all at once. Invented the phrase, [[Just as planned|'JUST AS PLANNED"]]. | ||
Revision as of 09:48, 2 March 2010
Evil warp spawn thingies. Come in all shapes, sizes and flavors, including all flavors in Dr. Pepper and all 51 Baskin Robins flavors. However, they are normally found in a few common flavors:
- Sex Fiend he-she daemons,
- metal-head daemons,
- nerd daemons,
- sick daemons.
All four types come in varying shapes and sizes.
They have four gods:
- Papa Nurgle, our benevolent father and the plague master. Fattest of all the gods.
- Slaanesh, the chronic masturbater, his mission is to get Tzeentch to become perverted, just to see what it would look like.
- Khorne, incredibly large and angry all the time for absolutely no reason other than he likes beating up the other Gods. Listens to Death Metal and tortures all of the other gods' daemons when they fail, as he is too stupid to tell them to do their own work
- Tzeentch, the tricksy nerdy smart one, has no time for simple pleasures; once mindfucked himself from the past, present, future, current and the 9th dimension all at once. Invented the phrase, 'JUST AS PLANNED".
This is, of course, not counting the independant Daemons like Furies(not to be confused with furries), who are less awesome.