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== Trivia ==
== Trivia ==
* The the fact that Naggaroth is located where Canada should be is the source of all Canadian jokes related to the Dark Elves.
* The the fact that Naggaroth is located where Canada should be is the source of all Canadian jokes related to the Dark Elves.  Though according to the map, Naggaroth also takes up part of what is the United States.  Goes to show what GW thinks of the colonies.


== See Also ==
== See Also ==

Revision as of 08:06, 15 July 2013

The Dark Elves (or Druchii) of Naggaroth are one of the major races of Warhammer Fantasy and the dark kin of the High Elves.

History

Once upon a fucking time, there was an elf named Malekith, who was the child of the first Phoenix King Aenarion and the Sorceress Morathi. When Aenarion died fighting the Daemons of Chaos, there was a debate amongst the Princes of Ulthuan as to who would become the next Phoenix King. Now Malekith expected the princes to choose him, but they instead chose Prince Bel Shanaar of Tiranoc, because they (rightly) feared that Malekith would militarize Ulthuan and go about destroying and conquering shit around the world. Now of course, this decision made Malekith make a huge temper tantrum and vowed to take his rightful place as ruler of Ulthuan.

So after a series of events that involved lots of lying, backstabbing, secret bargains and other douchebaggery, Malekith poisoned Bel Shanaar (specifically, he grabbed him and forced him to drink a goblet of poisoned wine after being offered it but tried to politely refuse), and killed the many of the Princes gathered in the Shrine of Asuryan. When Malekith stepped into the Flame of Asuryan to prove he was the true king of Ulthuan, the flames burned his flesh and spat him out because it didn't like the taste of his dickery. So after his followers escaped with their charred leader, Morathi saved her son from death and commissioned a renegade priest of Vaul to create the Armor of Midnight and welded it to Malekiths flesh.

So after a long civil war, Malekith and his followers were banished from Ulthuan and sailed to a new land, via the city sized Black Arks, which they named Naggaroth and renamed themselves the Druchii (Dark Elves). To this day, Malekith and the Druchii continue fighting the Asur in order to take revenge against their hated kin.

Society

Dark Elf society can be summed as pretty much fucked up.

Druchii love raiding, pillaging, enslaving and killing the lesser races, but most especially their hated kin. May whatever God have mercy on the bastards that have been unlucky enough to be enslaved by them. Chances are that they'll inflict such horrific tortures upon their slaves so vile that it will make Ramsay Boltons torture of Theon Greyjoy look like a picnic, or they will gruesomely sacrifice them to Khaine. Doing slave labor isn't any much different, since they'll be continuously whipped or beaten to work until exhaustion, in which case they'll still be tortured or sacrificed.

The Druchii also have this fun little event called "The Night of Murder" where the Witch Elves go door to door and kill some people in sacrifice to Khaine and kidnap children. Females are sent to become Witch Elves or Sorceresses whilst males are thrown into a boiling cauldron of blood, and any lucky to survive are trained to become Assassins. The best the inhabitants could do during this particular night is to blockade their homes and pray for the best, for if the Witch Elves decide to choose their's, tough luck for them. How the fuck they get anything done is anyone's guess, also the fact that they seem to still outnumber the high elves (despite High Elves almost always inflicting far heavier casualties then they do).

Druchii believe that the strong should rule over the weak. They regularly plot against each other on a daily basis in order to advance themselves in the noble Hierarchy (just think the great houses playing the game of thrones in a Song of Ice and Fire except with Dark Elves). The only ones above them all is Malekith and Morathi.

Because of a prophecy which states that Malekith will be killed by a male Sorcerer, males have been made illegal to practicing magic. Though 7th edition does state that male sorcerers to exist, they just have to keep their practices a secret.

Dark Elves have a hobby of taming vicious monsters to serve as beasts of war (though with great difficulty depending on what they are). They were able tame Cold Ones, Manticores, fire breathing Hydras and Black Dragons. But for some reason, they are unable to control Harpies.

Cities

  • Naggarond, the Tower of Cold, capital of the realm:
  • Ghrond, the North Tower:
  • Karond Kar, the Tower of Despair:
  • Hag Graef, the Dark Crag: This delightful place is a slaves worst nightmare. Hag Graef is a city located in a valley where the mountains reach so high that it blots out the sun (hens the name "The Dark Crag"). Slaves are forced to work day and night without rest or else feel the sting of the whip or, of course, something even worse. And if the slaves are lucky to die, the Warpstone mined reanimates their corpses. Hag Graef was also the site of one of Malekiths dickery where he poisoned the rebelling lords and only gave them the antidote if they sworn fealty to him...Yeah, what a dick.
  • Har Ganeth, City of Executioners: This is the last place you want to be, since this is the HQ of the Cult of Khaine. If you are a resident, be prepared to fight for your life on a daily basis, since your neighbor or the local priest/priestess of Khaine will want your blood running in the streets. If you are a slave, prepare to be sacrificed to Khaine by hot, sexy and psychopathic Witch Elves in the most gruesome way imaginable.
  • Clar Karond, the Tower of Doom:

Characters

  • Malekith: The Witch King of Naggaroth and ruler of the Dark Elves who still lives with his mother.
  • Morathi: Hag Queen of Naggaroth, Mother of Malekith and leader of the Sorceresses of Ghrond.
  • Malus Darkblade: A champion of the Witch King and lord of Hag Graef who is cursed with the Daemon Tz'arkan inhabiting his body. He is also the wielder of the Warpsword of Khaine.
  • Hellebron: Second oldest of the Hag Queens and leader of the Cult of Khaine. She loathes Morathi because she had forbidden her into taking age rejuvenating bloodbaths (no pun intended) in the Cauldron of Blood.

Trivia

  • The the fact that Naggaroth is located where Canada should be is the source of all Canadian jokes related to the Dark Elves. Though according to the map, Naggaroth also takes up part of what is the United States. Goes to show what GW thinks of the colonies.

See Also