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They are basically the police of the [[Imperium]]. But they aren't just any ol' cops, they are [[beakie|badass motherfuckers]], kinda like [[awesome|robocop]] but human. They usually drag the criminal up to the judge who then ceremonially declares them [[heresy|guilty and being guilty means that you have committed a crime]]. And in the Imperium there is only one crime and it is [[heresy|HERESY]]!!!!!!! On some worlds though, they send the criminals into the [[Imperial Guard|penal legions]] instead of executing them on the spot, thus they may receive the [[God-Emperor of Mankind|Emperor's]] benediction on the glorious field of battle. | They are basically the police of the [[Imperium]]. But they aren't just any ol' cops, they are [[beakie|badass motherfuckers]], kinda like [[awesome|robocop]] but human. They usually drag the criminal up to the judge who then ceremonially declares them [[heresy|guilty and being guilty means that you have committed a crime]]. And in the Imperium there is only one crime and it is [[heresy|HERESY]]!!!!!!! On some worlds though, they send the criminals into the [[Imperial Guard|penal legions]] instead of executing them on the spot, thus they may receive the [[God-Emperor of Mankind|Emperor's]] benediction on the glorious field of battle. The adeptus arbites have slightly smaller balls off steel than guardsmen, they are on the other hand made of much more man sauce than [[Space Marines|SPESS MEHREENS]] and their sissy power armor. | ||
Revision as of 22:10, 8 February 2010
They are basically the police of the Imperium. But they aren't just any ol' cops, they are badass motherfuckers, kinda like robocop but human. They usually drag the criminal up to the judge who then ceremonially declares them guilty and being guilty means that you have committed a crime. And in the Imperium there is only one crime and it is HERESY!!!!!!! On some worlds though, they send the criminals into the penal legions instead of executing them on the spot, thus they may receive the Emperor's benediction on the glorious field of battle. The adeptus arbites have slightly smaller balls off steel than guardsmen, they are on the other hand made of much more man sauce than SPESS MEHREENS and their sissy power armor.