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Dragonborn are a race from ''[[D&D|Dungeons and Dragons]] Fourth Edition''. Because of their stats Dragonborn make the best [[Paladins]].
Dragonborn are a race from ''[[D&D|Dungeons and Dragons]] Fourth Edition''. Because of their stats Dragonborn make the best [[Paladins]].


Inexplicably, Dragonborn are described as maturing very quickly compared to humans, reaching the same level of development as a [[Loli|ten year old]] human child at the tender age of three, and then going on to reach adulthood at the incredibly early age of...fifteen. Exactly the same age as was given for human adulthood in [[3e]] (unspecified in [[4e]]). Also, despite being reptilian, they somehow have mammary glands, meaning, yes, they somehow have boobs. Why? Fuck if I know. Maybe they wanted to troll /tg/ even harder than just the insanity of 4e. Fucking [[furry|scalies]]...
Inexplicably, Dragonborn are described as maturing very quickly compared to humans, walking within a day or two of hatching and reaching the same level of development as a [[Loli|ten year old]] human child at the tender age of three, and then going on to reach adulthood at the incredibly early age of...fifteen. Exactly the same age as was given for human adulthood in [[3e]] (unspecified in [[4e]]). Also, despite being reptilian, they somehow have mammary glands, meaning, yes, they somehow have boobs. Why? Fuck if I know. Maybe they wanted to troll /tg/ even harder than just the insanity of 4e. Fucking [[furry|scalies]]...


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Dragonborn are a race from Dungeons and Dragons Fourth Edition. Because of their stats Dragonborn make the best Paladins.

Inexplicably, Dragonborn are described as maturing very quickly compared to humans, walking within a day or two of hatching and reaching the same level of development as a ten year old human child at the tender age of three, and then going on to reach adulthood at the incredibly early age of...fifteen. Exactly the same age as was given for human adulthood in 3e (unspecified in 4e). Also, despite being reptilian, they somehow have mammary glands, meaning, yes, they somehow have boobs. Why? Fuck if I know. Maybe they wanted to troll /tg/ even harder than just the insanity of 4e. Fucking scalies...

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