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A '''dwarf''' is a short guy who is made of muscle and beard and awesome. No member of dwarf society can function without alcohol, even their infants are made to chug a whole keg of ale down before mommy ever lets the baby near her nipples. They like to live in [[Dwarf Fortress|dwarven fortresses]]. | A '''dwarf''' is a short guy who is made of muscle and beard and awesome. No member of dwarf society can function without alcohol, even their infants are made to chug a whole keg of ale down before mommy ever lets the baby near her nipples. They like to live in [[Dwarf Fortress|dwarven fortresses]]. | ||
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A dwarf is a short guy who is made of muscle and beard and awesome. No member of dwarf society can function without alcohol, even their infants are made to chug a whole keg of ale down before mommy ever lets the baby near her nipples. They like to live in dwarven fortresses.
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dwarves will build elaborate floodgates and use them as weapons even as their clothes rot from their bodies.
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