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[[Image:Tordek.jpg|thumb|right|[[Tordek]], epitome of dwarfliness.]]A '''dwarf''' (or more properly, Dorf) is a short guy who is made of muscle and beard and awesome. No member of dwarf society can function without alcohol, even their infants are made to chug a whole keg of ale down before mommy ever lets the baby near her nipples. They like to live in [[Dwarf Fortress|dwarven fortresses]]. | [[Image:Tordek.jpg|thumb|right|[[Tordek]], epitome of dwarfliness.]]A '''dwarf''' (or more properly, Dorf) is a short guy who is made of muscle and beard and awesome. No member of dwarf society can function without alcohol, even their infants are made to chug a whole keg of ale down before mommy ever lets the baby near her nipples. They like to live in [[Dwarf Fortress|dwarven fortresses]]. | ||
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Image:Ironbeard_dwarfbreath.JPG|Dwarves will build elaborate floodgates and use them as weapons, even as their clothes rot from their bodies. | Image:Ironbeard_dwarfbreath.JPG|Dwarves will build elaborate floodgates and use them as weapons, even as their clothes rot from their bodies. | ||
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[[Category:Dungeons & Dragons Races]][[Category:Dwarf Fortress]] | [[Category:Dungeons & Dragons Races]][[Category:Dwarf Fortress]] | ||
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A dwarf (or more properly, Dorf) is a short guy who is made of muscle and beard and awesome. No member of dwarf society can function without alcohol, even their infants are made to chug a whole keg of ale down before mommy ever lets the baby near her nipples. They like to live in dwarven fortresses.
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Dwarves will build elaborate floodgates and use them as weapons, even as their clothes rot from their bodies.
