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[[File:Cathedral.jpg|right|thumb|500px|The Imperium spares no expense on it's houses of worship, unfortunately we can't say the same about civilian accommodations...]]  
[[File:Cathedral.jpg|right|thumb|500px|The Imperium spares no expense on it's houses of worship, unfortunately we can't say the same about civilian accommodations...]]  


When the [[God-Emperor of Mankind|Emperor of Mankind]] began setting up the Imperium, he began instituting the [[Imperial Truth]], which basically said "there are no gods and we're doing science and reason now". Yet even during the Great Crusade people began worshiping the Emperor as a "God-Emperor", including his own son [[Lorgar]], who wrote the Lectitio Divinatus. Suitably embarrassed, the Emperor politely informed Lorgar to stop <strike>worshiping him</strike> the bullshit. By having the [[Ultramarines]] destroy a city the [[Word Bearers]] set up. <strike>Somewhat unsurprisingly</strike> In an unfathomable and completely impossible to predict act of [[Heresy]], this would lead to Lorgar worshiping the [[Chaos Gods]] and starting the [[Horus Heresy]]. <strike>The Emperor, was not a good judge of character</strike> The Emprah, beloved by All, was saddened.
When the [[God-Emperor of Mankind|Emperor of Mankind]] began setting up the Imperium, he began instituting the [[Imperial Truth]], which basically said "there are no gods and we're doing science and reason now". Yet even during the Great Crusade people began worshiping the Emperor as a "God-Emperor", including his own son [[Lorgar]], who wrote the Lectitio Divinatus. Suitably embarrassed, the Emperor politely informed Lorgar to stop <strike>worshiping him</strike> the bullshit. By having the [[Ultramarines]] destroy a city the [[Word Bearers]] set up and then forcing Lorgar to bow down to Himself, [[Malcador the Sigillite]], and [[Roboute Guilliman]] in front of his legion. <strike>Somewhat unsurprisingly</strike> In an unfathomable and completely impossible to predict act of [[Heresy]], this would lead to Lorgar worshiping the [[Chaos Gods]] and starting the [[Horus Heresy]]. <strike>The Emperor, was not a good judge of character</strike> The Emprah, beloved by All, was saddened.


After the Emprah was hooked up to the Golden Throne, a "Cult of the Savior Emperor" (more often referred to as the "Imperial Cult", since every Imperial's a member) was set up and eventually became the state religion as the Adeptus Ministorum. The Ecclesiarch, the head of the Ministorum, eventually got on the [[High Lords of Terra]], eventually supplanting the Master of the [[Administratum]] as head of the Council, starting the [[Age of Apostasy]]. After that, the Ecclesiarchy started becoming what every powerful group <s>in the Imperium</s> does: more interested in its own power than the people they're supposed to be ministering to. Things took a major turn for the worse when Goge Vandire, the Master of the Administratum, became Ecclesiarch. Even by 40k standards this guy was nutters. After convincing a sect called the Daughters of the Emperor to become his bodyguards, the Space Marines and the Adeptus Mechanicus went "fuck this" and declared war on Vandire. To the Space Marines surprise, the Daughters not only held them off, but actually managed to give them a real beating. Before things got out of hand, the Adeptus Custodes took the leader of the Daughters to the Golden Throne. She got insanely pissed off by something that happened there and cut off Vandire's head.
After the Emprah was hooked up to the Golden Throne, a "Cult of the Savior Emperor" (more often referred to as the "Imperial Cult", since every Imperial's a member) was set up and eventually became the state religion as the Adeptus Ministorum. The Ecclesiarch, the head of the Ministorum, eventually got on the [[High Lords of Terra]], eventually supplanting the Master of the [[Administratum]] as head of the Council, starting the [[Age of Apostasy]]. After that, the Ecclesiarchy started becoming what every powerful group <s>in the Imperium</s> does: more interested in its own power than the people they're supposed to be ministering to. Things took a major turn for the worse when Goge Vandire, the Master of the Administratum, became Ecclesiarch. Even by 40k standards this guy was nutters. After convincing a sect called the Daughters of the Emperor to become his bodyguards, the Space Marines and the Adeptus Mechanicus went "fuck this" and declared war on Vandire. To the Space Marines' surprise, the Daughters not only held them off, but actually managed to give them a real beating. Before things got out of hand, the Adeptus Custodes took the leader of the Daughters to the Golden Throne. She got insanely pissed off by something that happened there and cut off Vandire's head.


After this, the Ecclesiarchy was stripped of all military power. Fortunately for them, they were specifically banned from keeping "men under arms", and so they [[Rules lawyers|reformed]] the Daughters into the [[Sisters of Battle]] of the Adepta Sororitas. The [[Inquisition]] also set the [[Witchhunters|Ordo Hereticus]] to make sure no one deviated from these new rules.
After this, the Ecclesiarchy was stripped of all military power. Fortunately for them, they were specifically banned from keeping "men under arms", and so they [[Rules lawyers|reformed]] the Daughters into the [[Sisters of Battle]] of the Adepta Sororitas. The [[Inquisition]] also set the [[Witchhunters|Ordo Hereticus]] to make sure no one deviated from these new rules. The reformed Ecclesiarchy is still as corrupt and divorced from reality as it was before, but that's to be expected at this point.


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Revision as of 20:51, 19 February 2013

The Adeptus Ministorum, or Ecclesiarchy, is the state church of the Imperium of Man, making it the group which defines heresy.

The Imperium spares no expense on it's houses of worship, unfortunately we can't say the same about civilian accommodations...

When the Emperor of Mankind began setting up the Imperium, he began instituting the Imperial Truth, which basically said "there are no gods and we're doing science and reason now". Yet even during the Great Crusade people began worshiping the Emperor as a "God-Emperor", including his own son Lorgar, who wrote the Lectitio Divinatus. Suitably embarrassed, the Emperor politely informed Lorgar to stop worshiping him the bullshit. By having the Ultramarines destroy a city the Word Bearers set up and then forcing Lorgar to bow down to Himself, Malcador the Sigillite, and Roboute Guilliman in front of his legion. Somewhat unsurprisingly In an unfathomable and completely impossible to predict act of Heresy, this would lead to Lorgar worshiping the Chaos Gods and starting the Horus Heresy. The Emperor, was not a good judge of character The Emprah, beloved by All, was saddened.

After the Emprah was hooked up to the Golden Throne, a "Cult of the Savior Emperor" (more often referred to as the "Imperial Cult", since every Imperial's a member) was set up and eventually became the state religion as the Adeptus Ministorum. The Ecclesiarch, the head of the Ministorum, eventually got on the High Lords of Terra, eventually supplanting the Master of the Administratum as head of the Council, starting the Age of Apostasy. After that, the Ecclesiarchy started becoming what every powerful group in the Imperium does: more interested in its own power than the people they're supposed to be ministering to. Things took a major turn for the worse when Goge Vandire, the Master of the Administratum, became Ecclesiarch. Even by 40k standards this guy was nutters. After convincing a sect called the Daughters of the Emperor to become his bodyguards, the Space Marines and the Adeptus Mechanicus went "fuck this" and declared war on Vandire. To the Space Marines' surprise, the Daughters not only held them off, but actually managed to give them a real beating. Before things got out of hand, the Adeptus Custodes took the leader of the Daughters to the Golden Throne. She got insanely pissed off by something that happened there and cut off Vandire's head.

After this, the Ecclesiarchy was stripped of all military power. Fortunately for them, they were specifically banned from keeping "men under arms", and so they reformed the Daughters into the Sisters of Battle of the Adepta Sororitas. The Inquisition also set the Ordo Hereticus to make sure no one deviated from these new rules. The reformed Ecclesiarchy is still as corrupt and divorced from reality as it was before, but that's to be expected at this point.

Institutes within the Imperium of Man
Adeptus Terra: Adeptus Administratum - Adeptus Astra Telepathica
Adeptus Astronomica - Senatorum Imperialis
Adeptus Mechanicus: Adeptus Titanicus - Explorator Fleet - Legio Cybernetica - Skitarii
Armed Forces: Adeptus Arbites - Adeptus Custodes - Planetary Defense Force - Sisters of Silence
Imperial Army: Afriel Strain - Adeptus Astartes - Gland War Veteran
Imperial Guard - Imperial Navy - Imperial Knights - Militarum Tempestus
Imperial Cult: Adeptus Ministorum - Adepta Sororitas - Death Cults - Schola Progenium
Inquisition: Ordo Astartes - Ordo Astra - Ordo Calixis - Ordo Chronos - Ordo Hereticus
Ordo Machinum - Ordo Malleus - Ordo Militarum - Ordo Necros - Ordo Sepulturum
Ordo Sicarius - Ordo Xenos
Officio Assassinorum: Adamus - Callidus - Culexus - Eversor - Maerorus - Vanus - Venenum - Vindicare
Great Crusade: Corps of Iterators - Legiones Astartes - Remembrancer Order - Solar Auxilia
Unification Wars: Legio Cataegis
Other: League of Black Ships - Logos Historica Verita
Navis Nobilite - Rogue Traders - Ambassador Imperialis
Abhumans & Denizens: Beastmen - Caryatids - Felinids - Humans - Nightsiders - Troths - Neandors
Ogryns - Ratlings - Scalies - Scavvies - Squats - Subs - Pelagers - Longshanks
Shadowkiths
Notable Members: God-Emperor of Mankind - Malcador the Sigillite
The Perpetuals - The Primarchs - Sebastian Thor
Erda - Ollanius Pius