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'''Advance Wars''' is a [[video game]] for the [[Gay|Gayboy]] Advance.
'''Advance Wars''' is a [[video game]] for the [[Gay|Gayboy]] Advance.


'tis a turn-based, strategy game that is set in an alternate modern, [[weeaboo]] (with western cultral influences) universe. It involved making shiz from set bases, using those shiz to take buildings (by stamping on them.... ''tad'' odd, I know), and using those buildings to build MORE shiz so to eventually stamp on the enemy base.
It is a turn-based, strategy game that is set in an alternate modern, [[weeaboo]] (with western cultral influences) universe. It involved making shiz from set bases, using those shiz to take buildings (by stamping on them.... ''tad'' odd, I know), and using those buildings to build MORE shiz so to eventually stamp on the enemy base.
However, only footsloggers can stamp on the buildings.
However, only footsloggers can stamp on the buildings.


Oh and there's some aircraft and navy battle stuff but their not really important, the stamping is though.
Oh and there's some aircraft and navy battle stuff but they're not really important, the stamping is though.


Yeah... that's pretty much all there is to it.
The designs and COs various factions are all influenced by the four most important powers in World War 2 - or, at least, by stereotypes and cutesy reimaginings of the 4 main powers.
 
* Orange Star is the USA
* Blue Moon is the USSR (You don't know how lucky you are, boy)
* Green Earth is Nazi Germany
* Yellow Star is Imperial Japan
 
Also, there are aliens, but fuck those guys.


[[Category:Video Games]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

Revision as of 18:53, 16 April 2011

Advance Wars is a video game for the Gayboy Advance.

It is a turn-based, strategy game that is set in an alternate modern, weeaboo (with western cultral influences) universe. It involved making shiz from set bases, using those shiz to take buildings (by stamping on them.... tad odd, I know), and using those buildings to build MORE shiz so to eventually stamp on the enemy base. However, only footsloggers can stamp on the buildings.

Oh and there's some aircraft and navy battle stuff but they're not really important, the stamping is though.

The designs and COs various factions are all influenced by the four most important powers in World War 2 - or, at least, by stereotypes and cutesy reimaginings of the 4 main powers.

  • Orange Star is the USA
  • Blue Moon is the USSR (You don't know how lucky you are, boy)
  • Green Earth is Nazi Germany
  • Yellow Star is Imperial Japan

Also, there are aliens, but fuck those guys.