Extra Heresy: Difference between revisions

From 2d4chan
Jump to navigation Jump to search
1d4chan>OmegaEclipse
(Undo revision 644868 by 2A00:23C5:5580:7A01:8DB5:F1AE:7D41:EF12 (talk))
Line 52: Line 52:
* Oh and did we mention [[Matthew Ward|Matt Ward]]
* Oh and did we mention [[Matthew Ward|Matt Ward]]
* Nothing and Everything in relation to Choas............... saved myself there
* Nothing and Everything in relation to Choas............... saved myself there
* Everything about DreamWorks and EBS. For DreamWorks, their actions is using what children are into as a weapon e.g. climate change activism, and demanding broadcasters in Britain to do obscene things like for example ordering the BBC to cancel Robot Wars, just to keep DreamWorks Dragons, forcing ITV to move Mysticons, a cartoon that tackled GAMING ADDICTION in a era of Fortnite and had a same sex couple done right, to unsuitable timeslots so they can give the rights to air Shrek and later, Mr Magoo, Kung Fu Panda and The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants. Then some jackass decided to demand that they cancel Raven so they can have She-Ra and the Princesses of Power on Saturday Mash Up. They also bullied Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon into moving their own shows to graveyard shifts. Take a wild guess why. It is one thing to tell people what to do, but it is another to harass them and force them to do this thing or we will end you. My great grandfather served in World War 2. He was part of the Allies and he didn't mention his involvement, so i assume that he was part of the SAS. Also he might have met American soldiers. I do not know. He would be outraged and disgusted that his courage and heroism is squandered, because of a idiot that chose the Nickelodeon ways. Instant hits no matter the cost. Which leads me to the European Broadcasting Standards. The European Union thought it would be a good idea to shield European children from freedom, love and peace. There's the problem with it. Horrid Henry is none of those things. I mean in hindsight, vandalising its Wikipedia page is one of the best things i did because it teaches children fucked up versions of Aesops, green or otherwise. It would make sense in a parallel universe where the show flopped hard. Here, it is wrong on a scale that would make humanity and the Tau team up.  When I was searching for a show, I found a Japanese TV programme about time travel called Kamen Rider Den-O. I actually enjoyed it and I would recommend it for the story and its humour. In turn, I become a fan of the Kamen Rider franchise and by choice Super Sentai, which developed a crush on Saki from Engine Sentai Go-onger. But, dark thoughts came in my head. To describe them as grimdark feels... wrong in a sense. But they didn't came from Kuuga nor Ohranger but rather a toxic combination of the worst qualities of Hiccup and the average Space Marine and amplified to the point of no return. Glorifying war and genocide, suggesting vengeance is the best path forward where, in reality it isn't and will make things a lot worse. Not only that, playing a lot of FPS shooters didn't help matters and i entered a berserker-samurai state and as a result, said FPS shooters are took away from me. I was upset by it, because I was jealous of the relationship between Hiccup and Astrid at the time. It was the reason why my teenage years were memorable for the wrong reasons. The EU not caring quality and allowing my most hated franchise to thrive. When it came to Power Rangers, i can understand. When it came to DeBolis, fuck him. Not because he was gay, but

Revision as of 16:43, 19 March 2020


D:< !!

Extra Heresy, also known as Double Heresy, is a form of Heresy so Heretical that it causes everyone in the room to drop everything and stare in awe of how Heretical it is. The term was coined by Commissar Fuklaw.

Some ways to define Extra Heresy:

  1. An extremely intense variety of normal heresy
  2. Something that's heretical even for Chaos (i.e. a pacifist Bloodletter)
  3. Something that tampers the lore of an established franchise
  4. Something that just makes you RAGE with the intensity of a thousand supernovas (not always interchangeable with the term cancer, which implies disgust rather than outrage)
  5. Something that the mere mention of which violates you to your core

Extra Heresy is punishable by Exterminatus of the heretic and their kind.

...Followed by revivification, followed by further Exterminatus.

Things that are considered Extra Heresy (With reasons why it classifies as such)

  • 6th Edition
  • Daemonettes
  • Matt Ward: Enough said.
  • C.S. Goto
  • Ian Watson
  • Khornate Knights
  • Female Space Marines
  • Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Ponies who aren't in their containment board.
  • Matt Ward: (Read reason above)
  • ALL of the Grey Knights for some reaso-*BLAM*
  • Furries: Human traitors that choose to become xeno scum.
  • Furry-Bronies, even in their containment board.
  • Chaos Spawn since just mentioning it causes to you t-AAUGHBLACIFTHFG
  • FATAL
  • Squad Broken (We're struggling to figure out if there's a level above Extra Heresy to describe it)
  • Fanboys, Fangirls, or Fan Attack Helicopt-*BLAM* NO.
  • Matt Ward
  • Dark Angels Space Wolves Definitely Dark Angels.
  • Cultist-Chan
  • Heresy is extra heresy. Shut u- *BLAM* SPEAKING ABOUT HERESY IS HERESY!
  • Xenos love (as per Commissar Fuklaw stated, but i'm willing to tr... *BLAM*)
  • Skub
  • Rowboat and Cawl trying to upstage Big-E's work with the Primaris Marine.
  • Matt Ward
  • Anything in relation to half-breeds, the actual names of which is not worth mentioning.if only all anons were like this one
  • Winx Club, especially the later seasons. But, Greta likes the later sea-*BLAM*
  • The concept of Taco Fridays. (It’s Freedom Friday anyway) HERESY!!! *BLAM* Taco Friday was the invention of the Man-Emperor of Mankind!
  • Saying that Taco Tuesday is on Friday. ( the powers of chaos prevail) DAMMIT MAGNUS
  • Mentioning the name of the traitor of the Imperium, Kasey Boon. I would say tha- *BLAM* SHIPPING KASEMERALD IS HERESY!!!!!
  • The Star Wars Sequel Trilogy.
  • Oh and did we mention Matt Ward
  • Nothing and Everything in relation to Choas............... saved myself there
  • Everything about DreamWorks and EBS. For DreamWorks, their actions is using what children are into as a weapon e.g. climate change activism, and demanding broadcasters in Britain to do obscene things like for example ordering the BBC to cancel Robot Wars, just to keep DreamWorks Dragons, forcing ITV to move Mysticons, a cartoon that tackled GAMING ADDICTION in a era of Fortnite and had a same sex couple done right, to unsuitable timeslots so they can give the rights to air Shrek and later, Mr Magoo, Kung Fu Panda and The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants. Then some jackass decided to demand that they cancel Raven so they can have She-Ra and the Princesses of Power on Saturday Mash Up. They also bullied Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon into moving their own shows to graveyard shifts. Take a wild guess why. It is one thing to tell people what to do, but it is another to harass them and force them to do this thing or we will end you. My great grandfather served in World War 2. He was part of the Allies and he didn't mention his involvement, so i assume that he was part of the SAS. Also he might have met American soldiers. I do not know. He would be outraged and disgusted that his courage and heroism is squandered, because of a idiot that chose the Nickelodeon ways. Instant hits no matter the cost. Which leads me to the European Broadcasting Standards. The European Union thought it would be a good idea to shield European children from freedom, love and peace. There's the problem with it. Horrid Henry is none of those things. I mean in hindsight, vandalising its Wikipedia page is one of the best things i did because it teaches children fucked up versions of Aesops, green or otherwise. It would make sense in a parallel universe where the show flopped hard. Here, it is wrong on a scale that would make humanity and the Tau team up. When I was searching for a show, I found a Japanese TV programme about time travel called Kamen Rider Den-O. I actually enjoyed it and I would recommend it for the story and its humour. In turn, I become a fan of the Kamen Rider franchise and by choice Super Sentai, which developed a crush on Saki from Engine Sentai Go-onger. But, dark thoughts came in my head. To describe them as grimdark feels... wrong in a sense. But they didn't came from Kuuga nor Ohranger but rather a toxic combination of the worst qualities of Hiccup and the average Space Marine and amplified to the point of no return. Glorifying war and genocide, suggesting vengeance is the best path forward where, in reality it isn't and will make things a lot worse. Not only that, playing a lot of FPS shooters didn't help matters and i entered a berserker-samurai state and as a result, said FPS shooters are took away from me. I was upset by it, because I was jealous of the relationship between Hiccup and Astrid at the time. It was the reason why my teenage years were memorable for the wrong reasons. The EU not caring quality and allowing my most hated franchise to thrive. When it came to Power Rangers, i can understand. When it came to DeBolis, fuck him. Not because he was gay, but