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[[Image:Fatal cover.jpg|thumb|right|Sanitised Version Cover.]]
[[Image:Fatal cover.jpg|thumb|right|Sanitised Version Cover.]]
'''Fantasy Adventure to Adult Lechery''' is, in theory, a [[RPG]] that lets [[neckbeards]] live out their rape fantasies. The gaming community has more or less unanimously come to the conclusion that FATAL (aka "The Date Rape RPG...without the dating") is simply the worst RPG ever conceived. No one has ever played a game of FATAL (lies!). The rulebook is terribly written. It is filled with enough pointless random charts and obtuse rules to deter even a ''[[Rolemaster]]'' veteran [[/d/M]]. Quadratic equations are a requirement of most game mechanics. The [[Anal circumference]] table [[meme]] originates with FATAL.
'''Fantasy Adventure to Adult Lechery''' is, in theory, a [[RPG]] that lets [[neckbeards]] live out their rape fantasies. The gaming community has more or less unanimously come to the conclusion that FATAL (aka "The Date Rape RPG...without the dating") is simply the worst RPG ever conceived. No one has ever played a game of FATAL (lies!). The rulebook is terribly written. It is filled with enough pointless random charts and obtuse rules to deter even a veteran [[/d/M]] who has played ''[[Rolemaster]]'' for years. Quadratic equations are a requirement of most game mechanics. The [[Anal circumference]] table [[meme]] originates with FATAL.


The game was apparently revised and given a new name for the acronym. '''From Another Time; Another Land''' makes minor changes to the text but is still an abortion of gaming.
The game was apparently revised and given a new name for the acronym. '''From Another Time; Another Land''' makes minor changes to the text but is still an abortion of gaming.

Revision as of 04:05, 18 November 2012

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Expect PROMOTIONS and possible mental scarring. Also rape.

Were you looking for F.A.T.A.L. the card game? Please tell me you were looking for the card game.

Sanitised Version Cover.

Fantasy Adventure to Adult Lechery is, in theory, a RPG that lets neckbeards live out their rape fantasies. The gaming community has more or less unanimously come to the conclusion that FATAL (aka "The Date Rape RPG...without the dating") is simply the worst RPG ever conceived. No one has ever played a game of FATAL (lies!). The rulebook is terribly written. It is filled with enough pointless random charts and obtuse rules to deter even a veteran /d/M who has played Rolemaster for years. Quadratic equations are a requirement of most game mechanics. The Anal circumference table meme originates with FATAL.

The game was apparently revised and given a new name for the acronym. From Another Time; Another Land makes minor changes to the text but is still an abortion of gaming.

The FATAL Games website is now thankfully defunct. The current page is some kind of flash portal.


Mechanics

In the "revised" version of FATAL, the games skill roll is 3d10, but most rolls are 10d100/5-1. Oh, and you have to solve quadratic equations to determine the results of sex.

How I wish that was a joke.

External Links

  • The infamous Review of FATAL, courtesy of the wayback machine (Updated, non-Geocities version).
  • PDF of FATAL (DO NOT EXPOSE GAME TO FACE. FIRE IS BETTER ALTERNATIVE. BURNING IT IS A GRAVE HERESY TO FIRE. FIRE ON FACE IS BETTER ALTERNATIVE TO GAME.)

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