Golem

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Golems are creatures from Jewish mythology, animated humanoid creatures made from inanimate material (typically clay) brought to live by holy words by rabbais who, through their piety, gain some of his power and knowledge, including some of that which he used to make Adam. Purposes for making a golem include general labor, labour in hostile conditions, defending treasures, places and tombs and killing the fuck out of antisemitic mobs. Comparable myths about animated statues can be found in other places, for example the Greek God Hephaestus creating gold and silver maidens to help him out, being crippled and everything (also to have sex with because his wife was a huge cheating slut, as were all Greek Gods).

Golems in Dungeons and Dragons

In D&D, Golems are mid-tier enemies. There's about as many kinds of Golem as there are things you could potentially make Golems out of, from quasi-robot Steel Golems to quasi-Frankenstein's Monster Flesh Golems. You could even use clay, if you're weird.

See also

• Neutronium golem

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