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{{topquote|Time in its irresistible and ceaseless flow carries along on its flood all created things and drowns them in the depths of obscurity.|Alexiad, ''Anna Komnene'', quoting Sophocles' ''Ajax''}}
'''The GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific [[VINESAUCE]]-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY.  Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with [[JOEL]]).


The Age of [[Terra]] is NOW! It is the age you, lovely readers all, are currently living in so you too technically are part of the history of the [[Warhammer 40,000]] universe and part of the reason why the galaxy eventually goes down into its deep [[grimdark]]ness. Google, Facebook, and all the rest are doing their part to bring us to the next stage, the [[Dark Age of Technology]].
They operated out of the now-defunct SilvaGunner YouTube channel until some time in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before largely being abandoned.


We'll let you absorb that for a moment.
== Forums ==
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.


In all seriousness, the Age of Terra is the period in the 40k timeline from year 1 AD to year 15,001 (so a long time). It is the age when [[humanity]] moved from primitive origins to a state where they had developed sublight drives and were spreading out from the solar system to colonise the galaxy.
== Events ==
The VINESAUCE gaming events that The GRAND DAD Fugitives held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong homebrew scene. These events would involve Tempus-Fugitives-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't!  They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.


Almost nothing is known by the [[Imperium]] of these early times (Jesus is mentioned in the [[The Last Church|fluff]] as an 'ancient religious leader' but no details) and barely nothing survives of that period. So the idea of preserving things is obviously [[heresy]] (in the Imperium yes as anything that contradicts official records is BURNED!). However that's more of a post-heresy thing. During the great crusade [[Malcador]] had a museum of age of Terra artifacts and many of the Horus Heresy books make passing reference to things from that era although in somewhat corrupted form. While Christian (known in 40k as catheric) teachings were definitely actively supressed by Big E (along with every other religion), snippets of plays and philosophy at least survived enough to be referenced in the 30k era. (in ''Prospero Burns'', the remembrancers are confirmed to have 3 of Shakespeare's plays, although such is their misguided approach to information retrieval that they assume the 3 they found must have been all of them).
In later years, an event known as Fugitive Fest was hosting play sessions for [[GRAND DAD Fantasy]], [[KING FOR ANOTHER DAY]], [[GRANDmachine]], [[HE THICC]], and [[MEME Wars]], as of 2019.


Considering all that happens, it is perhaps best for everyone reading this to stay in the current time. At least we don't have [[Chaos Gods]] to worry about. Yet....
== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES == Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD Fugitives seem to have been most active between 2007 and 2013.


According to Fear To Tread, some kind of [[Call of Cthulhu|apocalyptic shit happened before M7.]]
* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
* GRAND DAD: The Gauntlet of ASS (SANS, PAPYRUS, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SMOL NOZOMI)
'''GRAND DAD''' 3: GRAND DAD IS GOD


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Revision as of 15:39, 7 February 2020

The GRAND DAD EMPIRE ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are not official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).

They operated out of the now-defunct SilvaGunner YouTube channel until some time in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before largely being abandoned.

Forums

The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.

Events

The VINESAUCE gaming events that The GRAND DAD Fugitives held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong homebrew scene. These events would involve Tempus-Fugitives-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.

In later years, an event known as Fugitive Fest was hosting play sessions for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.

== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES == Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD Fugitives seem to have been most active between 2007 and 2013.

  • GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
  • GRAND DAD: The Gauntlet of ASS (SANS, PAPYRUS, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SMOL NOZOMI)

GRAND DAD 3: GRAND DAD IS GOD