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<s>He hasn't actually done all that much notable besides helping out on [[Armageddon]], where he SWORE REVENGE on Ghazghkull and decided to chase him all around the galaxy. Good ol' [[Yarrick]] was planning to do the same thing and asked to hang out with the Black Templars. Helbrecht said yes, and thus began the greatest buddy cop movie of all time.</s> Helbrecht plowed through the ranks of the Crusade fleets jumping from [[Neophyte]] where he helped some Sororitas push a warrior cult deep into a continent spanning volcano mountain stronghold, to Sword Brethren for slaying a [[Warp]]spawned Vampire that was controlling the [[Hive World]] of Cephian IV. From there he fought for decades alongside Marshall Daidin, and took command of his crusade when he died. He eventually became High Marshall and fucked over [[xenos]] populations as he declared a new crusade against the Cythor Fiends in an area of space where no one had ever returned from. Many more crusades of extreme [[rape]] followed. He also trashed Imotekh's flagship in revenge for being defeated and having his hand cut off. | <s>He hasn't actually done all that much notable besides helping out on [[Armageddon]], where he SWORE REVENGE on Ghazghkull and decided to chase him all around the galaxy. Good ol' [[Yarrick]] was planning to do the same thing and asked to hang out with the Black Templars. Helbrecht said yes, and thus began the greatest buddy cop movie of all time.</s> Helbrecht plowed through the ranks of the Crusade fleets jumping from [[Neophyte]] where he helped some Sororitas push a warrior cult deep into a continent spanning volcano mountain stronghold, to Sword Brethren for slaying a [[Warp]]spawned Vampire that was controlling the [[Hive World]] of Cephian IV. From there he fought for decades alongside Marshall Daidin, and took command of his crusade when he died. He eventually became High Marshall and fucked over [[xenos]] populations as he declared a new crusade against the Cythor Fiends in an area of space where no one had ever returned from. Many more crusades of extreme [[rape]] followed. He also trashed Imotekh's flagship in revenge for being defeated and having his hand cut off. | ||
But seriously, he's the incredibly badass commander of the incredibly badass Black Templars, and his sword is made of the sword Rogal Dorn used on Horus' battle barge. People like him for a reason, even though he hasn't really done anything. To be fair, he got his ass beaten several times in duels with other warlords, but it's OK, as he is more of an admiral and general than close combat monster, and therefore is automatically better than [[Matt Ward|Ward]]ian Mary Sues, who slay Avatars instead of doing their jobs as commanders. Besides, he | But seriously, he's the incredibly badass commander of the incredibly badass Black Templars, and his sword is made of the sword Rogal Dorn used on Horus' battle barge. People like him for a reason, even though he hasn't really done anything. To be fair, he got his ass beaten several times in duels with other warlords, but it's OK, as he is more of an admiral and general than close combat monster, and therefore is automatically better than [[Matt Ward|Ward]]ian Mary Sues, who slay Avatars instead of doing their jobs as commanders. Besides, he has Emperor Champions for kicking the shit of enemy close combat monsters. | ||
Never mind he stabbed a Deamon Prince to death with only a knife back when he was an initiate. | Never mind he stabbed a Deamon Prince to death with only a knife back when he was an initiate. | ||
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Helbrecht: more like... puts on sunglasses... HELL YEAH!
In all seriousness, though, Helbrecht is the High Marshal of the Black Templars, which is sorta like a Chapter Master, except he also gets to command a massive fleet. He's basically the single most independent commander in the Imperium, and he alone decides where the Black Templars will go; he regularly tells the Administratum and Ecclesiarchy (Black Templar and Ecclesiarchy are buttbuddies now) to fuck off.
He hasn't actually done all that much notable besides helping out on Armageddon, where he SWORE REVENGE on Ghazghkull and decided to chase him all around the galaxy. Good ol' Yarrick was planning to do the same thing and asked to hang out with the Black Templars. Helbrecht said yes, and thus began the greatest buddy cop movie of all time. Helbrecht plowed through the ranks of the Crusade fleets jumping from Neophyte where he helped some Sororitas push a warrior cult deep into a continent spanning volcano mountain stronghold, to Sword Brethren for slaying a Warpspawned Vampire that was controlling the Hive World of Cephian IV. From there he fought for decades alongside Marshall Daidin, and took command of his crusade when he died. He eventually became High Marshall and fucked over xenos populations as he declared a new crusade against the Cythor Fiends in an area of space where no one had ever returned from. Many more crusades of extreme rape followed. He also trashed Imotekh's flagship in revenge for being defeated and having his hand cut off.
But seriously, he's the incredibly badass commander of the incredibly badass Black Templars, and his sword is made of the sword Rogal Dorn used on Horus' battle barge. People like him for a reason, even though he hasn't really done anything. To be fair, he got his ass beaten several times in duels with other warlords, but it's OK, as he is more of an admiral and general than close combat monster, and therefore is automatically better than Wardian Mary Sues, who slay Avatars instead of doing their jobs as commanders. Besides, he has Emperor Champions for kicking the shit of enemy close combat monsters.
Never mind he stabbed a Deamon Prince to death with only a knife back when he was an initiate. Template:Marines-Ravens