Homestuck

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The logo of Sburb, and de-facto logo of Homestuck.

Homestuck (also known as Hamsteak or Homosuck) is a webcomic written by one Andrew Hussie. It is but one of the comics featured on his website, MS Paint Adventures, which is often abbreviated into MSPA. It is famous for being even more WORDS WORDS WORDS than Ctrl+Alt+Delete, having a shit-ton of characters and one of the most annoying wonderful prominent fanbases in existence. For this reason it was often referred to on 4chan as Homeskub during its heyday.

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So Why's This so Popular?

This is a meme called "Lemmy Telya". It is a picture of a disgruntled security guard at a convention looking at disdain at a group of cosplayers. In any other fandom this would have passed over quietly. Not in Homestuck. They named him Lemmy Telya, and you can guess why. There was art of him. There was a cosplay of him. There was art of said cosplay. There was Rule 63 of him. Any black people pointing/looking at Homestuck cosplays were dubbed "Lemmy Telya", including a lunch lady and a man who looks like black Techno Viking. The reaction of said security guard to all this is as of yet unknown, but someone will try to get it. Poor man.

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So why do people hate it so much?

1. Because it is overly long. And it starts off slow. It's like trying to get into CSI and being told "you can't understand what's going on unless you watch every season in order."
2. The story can really swing between whimsical fun, grim darkness and relationship shenanigans. I.E. it entirely lacks a clear tone. Some people want a story to retain a consistent tone, and if you are one of those people you probably won't like Homestuck very much.
3. The fandom: The fandom was Newgrounds-destroyingly massive in 2014, and no, that is not hyperbole. Any fandom that big inevitably becomes quite vocally retarded, and this was all before the internet watched several other fandoms do the exact same thing. People at the time viewed Homestuck as something that makes you stupid, and they feared it as horribly cancerous. That legacy haunts it to this day.
4. And lastly, some people find Homestuck rather pretentious, and don't feel it deserves the popularity it had.

Links

• The big enchilada Be prepared to spend several days at least going through it.
• The Homestuck Wiki. Enter at your own risk.
• A homestuck *booru image repository
• The soundtrack albums free to listen streaming.

Living Games

• SKRUB v 8.1 (still working on it as of may 2016)
• God Tier RPG
• A User's Guide to the Apocalypse. This one uses Chuubo's Marvelous Wish-Granting Engine, a tabletop RPG that's about feelings instead of combat and that doesn't use dice, so it only half counts. The game is playable though, if you count "people sitting on an internet chat talking about their feelings" as play.
• RPGStuck It's a modified version of DnD with some weird shit added to it. It's pretty active, but is only hosted on reddit so far.
  • Nowadays the sub is mostly used for forming groups, while the actual sessions take place on Discord.

Dead Games

The rest of these were hosted on the MSPAforums and other daoots sites, but who knows, maybe someday they will be back:

• the one based on Gamma World v4
• Updated from the original Gamma World edit, still active.
  • [Now found on the Omegaupdate forums: http://omegaupdate.freeforums.net/thread/339/homestuck-edition-temporary-omegaupdate-home]
• the one that uses poker cards for d4+d13

Gallery

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  Post this on a Homestuck forum. The shitstorm will be legendary.

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  The average Homestuck reader.

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  Andrew Hussie, Creator of Homestuck, doing the dance of his people.

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  No, seriously, what is with this comic?

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  The comic makes a joke about grimdark for a while.

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  Yes, it has gotten this bad.

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  Problem Sleuth gave us this glorious, monolithic, porcelain edifice of a bust, known as the Bowen Stilson Dogg.

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  Andrew Hussie knows of /tg/. And he finds great pleasure in our gifts.

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  Problem Sleuth never got as complicated as Homestuck.

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  Sister of Battle initiate Kanaya Maryam shows you how rage is done.

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  John Egbert and his Fanciful Harlequins.

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  Not even Boreale himself could withstand their crossover addiction...

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