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[[Image:EYE_OF_PROVIDENCE.jpg|thumb|Right|350px|The Eye of Providence, a symbol frequently attributed to the Illuminati]]


The Illuminati are a cult made up of anyone who got brainraped by daemons and managed to rape them out of their own game so hard that they suddenly got: mental "YOU CANT HURT ME MY SHIELDS ON" armour because whot, intimate knowledge of chaos, a all expense paid library card to the Black Library and awareness of how god damn terrible Chaos is, (look up the Daemonculaba) the fate of humanity and a remedy too.  
The Illuminati (latin for ''the Illuminated'' was a secret society whose master plan was to combat superstition, religious influence over daily life, and abuse of state power. While their ideas were noble, their members had a tendency to disagree with eachother, especially about adopting Freemason ideollogies. [[FAIL|They ultimately were disbanded when the government of Bavaria banned all secret societies.]] Which just shows how good they were at getting their original plans accomplished.


This remedy involves sacrificing all of the remaining Sensei to The Emprah when He finally kicks the bucket but no-one can know because the emperor would decide he doesn't need to experience the "Slaneesh Approved: Kicking a Wall With a Toothpick Under Your Toenail™" all over his body anymore and an hero pre-emptively and the Sensei might not want to kill themselves for someone who hasnt played catch like a proper father should
Of course, this doesn't make for a very good story, and the Illuminati is the center of all sorts of conspiracy theories, especially those where the endgame is a New World Order. Theorists posit that the Illuminati is responsible for all sorts of events, from the French Revolution to the JFK Assassination to 9/11, [[Just as planned|all of which is done to make their evil agenda of controlling the world a reality!]] This positioning of the Illuminati as an all-evil cabal hellbent on world domination has made them a popular villain in all sorts of media, especially in cyberpunk and paranormal settings for tabletop games. In Warhammer 40k, the [[Illuminati (40k)|Illuminati]] were a group who sought to round up the [[God-Emperor_of_Mankind|Emperor's]] descendents, kill them in front of the Golden Throne, and kill the Emperor, all to reincarnate him into the Star Child. This was dumb, though, so the Inquisition declared them to be a [[Tzeentch|Tzeentchian]] cult and purged them all. The idea of the Illuminati was repurposed into the Horus Heresy-era [[The Cabal|Cabal]], which is much cooler and ''way'' better handled.
 
All of this mystique around the idea of the Illuminati led to a fantastic card game being made by [[Steve Jackson Games]], wherein the players are all various organizations, each seeking to enact their agendas over the world.

Revision as of 01:31, 28 February 2019

The Eye of Providence, a symbol frequently attributed to the Illuminati

The Illuminati (latin for the Illuminated was a secret society whose master plan was to combat superstition, religious influence over daily life, and abuse of state power. While their ideas were noble, their members had a tendency to disagree with eachother, especially about adopting Freemason ideollogies. They ultimately were disbanded when the government of Bavaria banned all secret societies. Which just shows how good they were at getting their original plans accomplished.

Of course, this doesn't make for a very good story, and the Illuminati is the center of all sorts of conspiracy theories, especially those where the endgame is a New World Order. Theorists posit that the Illuminati is responsible for all sorts of events, from the French Revolution to the JFK Assassination to 9/11, all of which is done to make their evil agenda of controlling the world a reality! This positioning of the Illuminati as an all-evil cabal hellbent on world domination has made them a popular villain in all sorts of media, especially in cyberpunk and paranormal settings for tabletop games. In Warhammer 40k, the Illuminati were a group who sought to round up the Emperor's descendents, kill them in front of the Golden Throne, and kill the Emperor, all to reincarnate him into the Star Child. This was dumb, though, so the Inquisition declared them to be a Tzeentchian cult and purged them all. The idea of the Illuminati was repurposed into the Horus Heresy-era Cabal, which is much cooler and way better handled.

All of this mystique around the idea of the Illuminati led to a fantastic card game being made by Steve Jackson Games, wherein the players are all various organizations, each seeking to enact their agendas over the world.