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Revision as of 00:17, 25 February 2010
Nobody expects them.
Also known as the Emperor's pet psycopaths - at least according to Commissar Cain. Strange how he gets away with this heresy.
Bet you weren't expecting that.
"Innocence proves nothing."
Inquisitorial motto
The eye that sleepth not.
The Inquisition (Let's begin)
The Inquisition (Look out, sin)
We have a mission
To kill all the Xenos (Xenos, Xe-e-nos)
We're gonna teach them (Wrong from right)
We're gonna help them (See the light)
And make an offer that they can't refuse.
(That the Xenos just can't refuse)
Confess, don't be boring
Say yes, don't be dull
A fact you're ignoring
It's better to lose your schlicktau than your skull (Or your gavalt)
The Inquisition (What a show)
The Inquisition (Here we go)
We know you're wishing that we'd go away
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay
The Inquisition (Oh boy)
The Inquisition (What joy)
The Inquisition (Oi oi)
I was posting down in /tg/, I was minding my own business
I was about to post some Loli Daemonette.
Then these Ordos Hereticus persons plunge in
And they throw me in a dungeon
And they shove a red hot poker up my ass.
Is that considerate?
Is that polite?
And not a tube of Preparation H in sight.
I'm sittin' flickin' daemons
And I'm lookin' through the thickens
When suddenly these guys break down my walls.
I didn't even know them
And they grabbed me by the scrotum
And they started playing Ping Pong with my balls.
Oh, the agony!
Ooh, the shame!
To make my privates public by a game!
The Inquisition (What a show)
The Inquisition (Here we go)
We know you're wishing that we'd go away
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to-
Hey, Torquemada!
What do you say?
I just got back from the auto-de-fe,
Auto-de-fe? What's the auto-de-fe?
It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway!
Skit scat doodlebac doodle be bay
Will you convert?
NO NO NO NO!
Will you confess?
NO NO NO NO!
Will you revert?
NO NO NO NO!
Will you say YES?
NO NO NO NO!
Now I asked in a nice way
I said pretty please
I bent their ears
Now I'll work on the knees
Hey Torquemada
Walk this way
We got a new game you might want to play!
Pull this handle, try your luck
Who knows, Torque, you might win a buck! (All right)
Put it in the car!
(In the car! In the car!)
How we doing? Any Heretics confess today?
Not a one! Nay Nay Nay!
We've flattened their fingers,
We've branded their buns.
Nothing is working!
SEND IN THE BOLTER BITCHES!
The Inquisition (What a show)
The Inquisition (Here we go)
We know you're wishing that we'd go away
So come on all you Heretics and you Xenos
We got some big news for all of yous
You'd better change your point of views today
'Cause the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!
Branches
There are three main branches in the Inquisition.
- Daemonhunters-They are guys who hunt daemons.
- Witchhunters-Guys who like to hunt witches,heretics and mutants. This branch fights with the Sisters of Battle.
- Alienhunters-The guys who fight aliens. All the time.
(bet you weren't expecting that song, either!)