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| Kill puppies for satan is an indie [[RPG|role-playing game]] designed by D. Vincent Baker and published by [[lumpley games]]. Players portray people who do evil things (like killing puppies) so that Satan will give them supernatural powers.
| | '''kill puppies for satan''' (''intentionally not capitalized'') is an indie [[RPG|role-playing game]] designed by D. Vincent Baker and published by [[lumpley games]] (''also intentionally not capitalized''). Players portray people who do [[Heresy|evil things]] (such as [[Extra_Heresy|killing puppies]]) so that Satan will give them supernatural powers. |
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| The manual is flippant, full of swearing, and bereft of both capitalization and art. Character generation takes about two minutes, and includes scores such as how many people hate your character. The manual suggests a way to start that avoids the storyteller having to come up with a creative way to force the players to cooperate. It is only available online as a PDF.
| | First created in 2001, the game was more the creator's [[Butthurt|tangent]] against the state of the role-playing industry at the time, thus it was not play-tested, as he intended to make a statement rather than create a playable game. After it gained some notoriety Baker wrote a supplement called ''cockroach souffle'' to attempt to make the game more playable, and began selling the product as a PDF. A printed version was briefly available for sale at [[Gen_Con|Gen Con]] in 2003, however it is now only available online, and as part of a collection of other lumpley games PDFs. |
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| The author gets hate mail and [http://archive.today/zIARH#selection-131.0-1869.8] about all of it. | | The game's manual is flippant, full of vulgarity, and bereft of both capitalization and art. Character generation only takes about two minutes. Characters have four primary statistics: [[Tzeentch|Cold]], [[Slaanesh|Fucked-Up]], [[Khorne|Mean]] and [[Gets_shit_done|Relentless]], and also includes scores such as how [[Stupid Evil|evil]] you are and how many people [[Rage|hate]] your character. Rolling is done with a [[Dice#d6|d6]]. The manual suggests a way to begin play that avoids the [[Gamemaster|storyteller]] having to come up with a creative way to force the players to cooperate by beginning the play session like an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting for people who "kill puppies for Satan." |
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| | The author received much hate mail for the game and posted all of it on his website, which is archived [http://archive.today/zIARH#selection-131.0-1869.8 here]. |
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| == the hate mail ==
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| my hate mail penpals
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| so okay, i wrote a game called kill puppies for satan. i can't have been expecting all sweetness and light. there's just gonna be a certain kind of person - or maybe a couple different kinds of person - anyhow, some people are just not going to like it. i hope that most of them see the link, correctly guess that they won't like it, and then don't click the fucker. that's what i'd do.
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| i'm lying. i'd click it, read it, and get outraged. same as these fine folks.
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| so, consequently, i'm sympathetic to my hate mail penpals. there but for the grace of fuck-knows-what go i.
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| i play a game with them. follows, every single hate mail i've ever gotten. yep, every single one. these aren't representatives, these are them. they break down into three camps: hate "kill puppies," hate "for satan," and undeclared. i like to keep score.
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| From: **** <****@****.freeserve.co.uk> Date: Mon, 16 Sep 2002 21:29:16 +0100
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| this should be taken off line
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| short and to the point, and that's a virtue, but du-uu-ull.
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| hate "kill puppies": 0 // hate "for satan": 0 // undeclared: 1
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| From: ****@aol.com
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| Date: Tue, 1 Oct 2002 22:33:42 EDT
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: puppies
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| I think this site is horrible with a horrible name. Why would you want to kill a helpless animal like a small puppy and you are right this is UNFUNNY!
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| Totally offended,
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| Puppy lover
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| She sent me a nice jpeg of her doggie.
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| hate "kill puppies": 1 // hate "for satan": 0 // undeclared: 1
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| From: **** <****@mtairyschools.org> Date: Thu, 3 Oct 2002 09:42:05 -0400
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: SICK SICK SICK
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| I think you are the one that is ****** up because this is the worst thing i have ever seen in my life!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am scared of people like you and never want to meet one or have to deal with one!!!!!!!!!!! right now, from just seeing what i saw, I HATE YOU!!!!!!!! maybe you should think about reading the bible and going to church and see if you like it!! at least try to be a GOOD person!!!
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| let's give that one to "for satan," shall we?
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| hate "kill puppies": 1 // hate "for satan": 1 // undeclared: 1
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| From: ****@aol.com
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| Date: Sat, 5 Oct 2002 11:29:24 EDT
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: you have been reported to the FBI and the police you are sick and need help- trust me you are about tog et some help....from the law.
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| one of my favorites. i forwarded it to my webmaster, and he said:
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| Bring it.
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| hate "kill puppies": 1 // hate "for satan": 1 // undeclared: 2
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| From: **** <****@hotmail.com> Date: Mon, 11 Nov 2002 14:53:09 -0500
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| your a piece of shit
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| yawn.
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| hate "kill puppies": 1 // hate "for satan": 1 // undeclared: 3
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| From: **** <****@attbi.com> Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 15:56:58 -0600
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: YOUR SO MEAN!!!
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| YOUR SO MEAN TO KILL PUPPIES FOR SATAN.... WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT IF ALL THEY DO IS LOVE YOU AND MAKE YOU LAUGH AND MAKE YOU FEEL HAPPY......WHAT IF SOMEONE KILLED YOU FOR SATAN?......HUH......THINK ABOUT IT.....BYE
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| i get the impression that this one's from a kid, so no mockery.
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| hate "kill puppies": 2 // hate "for satan": 1 // undeclared: 3
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| From: **** <****@neo.rr.com> Date: Mon, 9 Dec 2002 18:14:55 -0600
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| kill puppies for satan? what the hell is that about? little kids look at this site and get ideas...oh my god what kind of sick person are you? i cant believe people actually would think about playing this "game"
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| my god! think of the children!
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| hate "kill puppies": 3 // hate "for satan": 1 // undeclared: 3
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| From: ****@aol.com
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| Date: Fri, 13 Dec 2002 15:29:10 EST
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: PUPPIES
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| I am not quite sure about your website as it is over my head. If I understand correctly you are killing dogs for rituals? Please think twice about doing such a horrible thing. I will pray for you and the only thing I can tell you is it is a lot better on this side of the fence. Don't let satan fool you. He will give you anything you want to control you and make life look enticing. He doesn't love you or care about you, he just want's you to burn eternally.
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| No mad, just worried.
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| Just a citizen..................................
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| no mockery here, either. i sent her a nice letter back explaining a bit about the game, and she replied:
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| Thanks for writing back, I know I'm just not with it. My son shocks me with the stuff he listens to and etc. Just be careful what you put in your mind, their I go again acting like a mother.
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| You take care and God Bless You,
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| Just a caring Mom
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| it's not what i'm putting in my mind, in this case. it's what i'm letting out. but fair enough.
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| hate "kill puppies": 3 // hate "for satan": 2 // undeclared: 3
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| From: ****@aol.com
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| Date: Wed, 18 Dec 2002 15:43:20 EST
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: FREAK
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| Thats aufull, puppies are sweat and from what I've seen your a beeeeeeepin asswhole
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| yes, puppies are sweat. they surely are.
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| hate "kill puppies": 4 // hate "for satan": 2 // undeclared: 3
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| From: ****@aol.com
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| Date: Thu, 16 Jan 2003 00:36:33 EST
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Cc: STONES4LFE@aol.com
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| Subject: FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER !!!
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| [no body text]
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| now this is a bit odd. i replied with a request for context, and:
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| From: ****@aol.com
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| Date: Thu, 16 Jan 2003 16:41:05 -0500
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: Re: FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER !!!
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| I AM TERRIBLE SORRY FOR WHATEVER WAS SENT TO YOU BY MY HUSBAND WHO IS CURRENTLY MENTALLY ILL. PLEASE FORGIVE HIM FOR WHATEVER HE HAS SAID. HE IS NOT OF SOUND MIND.
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| no harm done.
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| hate "kill puppies": 4 // hate "for satan": 2 // undeclared: 4
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| From: **** <****@hotmail.com> Date: Sat, 25 Jan 2003 11:43:12 -0800
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Why don't you kill yourself for Satan. I think he'd be pleased...as would I.
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| very tidy little hate letter, i think. short and to the point, but chock-full of bile. genuinely impressive.
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| hate "kill puppies": 4 // hate "for satan": 3 // undeclared: 4
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| From: **** <****@yahoo.com> Date: Thu, 30 Jan 2003 19:17:22 -0800 (PST)
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| listen here you little freak get a life you should be locked in a cage telling people to kill puppies, you are a fuckin loser who has never had a girlfriend
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| asshole
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| funnily, my initial response was defensive, as she intended. i was all like, "i have so totally had a girlfriend. i so totally have." i'm an insecure gamer and she got me.
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| hate "kill puppies": 5 // hate "for satan": 3 // undeclared: 4
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| From: "****" <****@hotmail.com> Date: Wed, 05 Feb 2003 19:33:47 -0500
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: going to hell !
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| Not only are you going to hell for the Satan game, not that he'd have you, but you are going there for not retruning my Combat book ! Not that I missed it. But Still !!! No wonder you kill puppies in stupid ways, knives and guns. I mean liquid nitrogen, kittens and rectory lavatories are so much better. On second thought, Satan won't take you, you have no imagination.
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| hi, travis. what combat book? i don't know what you're talking about. combat book? you must have me confused with someone else. someone who borrowed your combat book, who wasn't me. nope.
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| hate "kill puppies": 5 // hate "for satan": 3 // undeclared: 4 // are my friend travis: 1
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| From: **** <****@icqmail.com> Date: Wed, 12 Feb 2003 10:25:52 -0800 (PST)
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| in reference to your kill puppies for satan.
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| if you truly believe in what you are doing then satan himself is waiting. in Anton le vay's Satanic bible(if you happen to have any intelligence) he himself follows the 10 satanic commandments and none of them invole voluntary slaughter which has no purpose. so for pure fun your lack of brain cells come up with the only thing dumb hicks could do well.that would also be the fault of all your inbred family, you must stop fucking your sister/ aunt so that may be one of you dumb instead of brainless.
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| i came up with a new game kill all the dumb hicks this way the human race can flourish once again instead of dealing with simple peasnt trailer trash like you and your filth.
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| it's kind of hard to read, but is she really accusing me of being a bad satanist? that'd just be ... i don't really know what it'd be. fucked up beyond my every expectation. and very, very funny.
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| hate "kill puppies": 5 // hate "for satan": 4 // undeclared: 4
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| From: **** <****@quitman.esc7.net> Date: Mon, 17 Feb 2003 08:03:23 -0600
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: I think Johnothan tweet must be a retard...
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| I think Johnothan tweet must be a retard,killing such cute animals.Hopefully you burn in hell,or maybe you'll just kill yourself trying yo kill the puppies.I know that puppies never hurt you,so why are you hurting them,you son of a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| now that one actually pisses me off. if any y'all my friends and fellow jonathan tweet fans feel like signing this person up for bestiality spam, the email's johnsonk@quitman.esc7.net.
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| hate "kill puppies": 6 // hate "for satan": 4 // undeclared: 4
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| also, somebody's sent me a couple emails, each with, attached, a jpeg of a dog (different dogs) and an .exe file that if you think i'm gonna run sight unseen, you got another thing coming. there's no text, just the two attachments.
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| hate "kill puppies": 7 // hate "for satan": 4 // undeclared: 4
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| and that's all there are in my penpals folder, but it seems to me i must've mislaid some. let me poke around ... ah!
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| From: **** <****@satx.rr.com> Date: Sat, 24 Aug 2002 09:07:31 -0500
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: august 24
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| I Hate you. One day you'll pay for you're crimes in hell.
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| oh yes, my first hate mail ever. those were heady, innocent days.
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| hate "kill puppies": 7 // hate "for satan": 5 // undeclared: 4
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| can that really be all? 17 people including travis? huh. oh yeah, there's the puppie lovers have a heart org, for a big 18. let's give them to the "kill puppies" crowd.
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| hate "kill puppies": 8 // hate "for satan": 5 // undeclared: 4
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| update! i've received a few more, and hoo boy. i think that some of your more random-type wackos out there have taken this page as a challenge. they've risen to something, anyway.
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| From: **** <****@hotmail.com> Date: Sat, 01 Mar 2003 18:56:32 +0000
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Why the F*** is your problem killing little puppies! what the hell did they ever do to you? I hope that you get torchured but the entire world. Your a retard!!! And Your going to burn in hell, burn i tell you BURN!!!!!!!!! And your not going to go to heaven! I hope that you are cursed FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| and if i ever meet you u better say sorry for what your doing!!!!
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| From : Puppy lover!!
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| i'm actually getting kind of bored with pointing out to y'all my penpals that i don't actually hurt any actual animals. i hope that some of you manage to read down this far and i can stop using my "you'll be relieved to know..." form letter.
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| hate "kill puppies": 9 // hate "for satan": 5 // undeclared: 4
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| From: ****@aol.com
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| Date: Fri, 7 Mar 2003 00:50:16 EST
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: (no subject)
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| How can u kill one of Gods beautiful creations?????? you guys are real jerks i hope one day the lord forgives you for ur sins i might not like my parents being pastors sumtimes but one thing that they have always thaught me love gods creations no matter wat!!!!love ur bretherens no matter wat i want to hate you but i cant! cuz u r my brother in the lords eyes n myn.go to the lord please write bak you need the lord in ur life n please dont harm gods creation thank you very much god bless you!!
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| God forgive you and bless you
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| and a few seconds later, from the same person:
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| how can killing pupies for satans funhouse be whee?satan is sinner he is making u one dont u relize it?get with the lord he loves u to death that is why he died in the cross for all of ur sins.right now u could be dead but god didnt want that so he sent his one and only son to die in the cross for u please write back thank you and god bless you!!!!!!!!:)
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| God bless you
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| y'all gotta get off that god shit. that stuff'll fuck you up. no lie.
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| hate "kill puppies": 9 // hate "for satan": 6 // undeclared: 4
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| From: **** <****@yahoo.com> Date: Wed, 19 Mar 2003 14:44:10 -0800 (PST)
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: u f****** a**
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| u f****** Gay A** IF I EVER SEE U KILLING A DOG I WILL F****** CALL THE POLICE ON UR F****** MESSED UP MOTHERF****** A** U F****** G** A**
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| friends, you can't make shit like this up.
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| hate "kill puppies": 10 // hate "for satan": 6 // undeclared: 4
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| From: **** <****@comcast.net> Date: Mon, 24 Mar 2003 02:40:32 -0600
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: I hope you burn in hell
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| What the hell is this psycho morbid game you weird freak of nature. The best part about you ran down your mother's leg. How could anyone think that killing a puppy is fun? Hope you have fun when your asshole has a poler stick up it. You know, I really don't know why I am wasting my time writing to such a twisted loser with such low self esteem. That is all it is, You were just one of the dorks who noone wanted to be around. I bet you have a little dick too you loser freak. Tell all your dork friends I said hello. I am sure we will be paying your rent in prison someday. Your asshole will have a great time in there.
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| Your poems really suck hard too idiot. And I bet your really ugly on the outside just like you are on the inside
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| did he mean "poker," or am i just lagging behind the slang of today?
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| hate "kill puppies": 10 // hate "for satan": 6 // undeclared: 4 // are fixated on my anus: 1
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| From: ****@aol.com
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| Date: Sun, 30 Mar 2003 00:59:28 EST
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: HI
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| You are a fucking idiot for making a game like this. I myself am an animal lover & it's people like you that make it impossible for animals to live happily without some asshole coming along & feeding a dog anti-freeze to kill it. You disgust me & b/c of you & your game people everywhere are killing innocent dogs b/c they think it's "cool". I have an idea for a game!
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| How about "BLOW JONATHAN TWEET'S HEAD OFF FOR PUPPIES!" Fuck you you fucking dickwad!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| in your honor i create:
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| fuckwit the roleplaying game
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| in fuckwit you have only one stat, fuckwitude. it represents how fuckwitted you are. you roll on it whenever you try to do something.
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| character creation: roll a d10. add 90. that's your fuckwitude.
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| resolution: when you try to do something, roll percentile dice (d%). if the dice come up equal to or greater than your fuckwitude, fine. carry on. if they come up less than your fuckwitude, stop! you do something fuckwitted instead. roll d% on the fuckwitted action table:
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| d% fuckwitted action
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| 1-45 you send me the "how could you hurt a sweet little animal!" hatemail.
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| 46-75 you send me the "won't you accept christ's good lovin' if you don't it's the anal rape pits for you!" hatemail.
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| 76-95 you send me the "fuck you you're teaching all the children everywhere that it's cool to kill puppies!" hatemail.
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| 96-100 roll twice.
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| you get xp's x 1.5 if you put "cool" in quotes.
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| fuckwit.
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| hate "kill puppies": 11 // hate "for satan": 6 // undeclared: 4
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| From:**** <****@yahoo.com> Date: Thu, 13 Feb 2003 11:10:15 -0800 (PST)
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: The last bark my first sensual experience
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| Yes kill the puppies. I love the smell of puppy blood and blood soaked fur. I will kill the puppies for Satan, Here is a secret I have three under my belt already. I am 14 and killing puppies is a release that only Satan could give. How about a battle; Loving Kittens for god VS. killing puppies for SATAN??? Is it wrong to masterbate while I detail and de-leg these animals? I. I. I. Well much better so I am planning a parade called CarDog I will go threw town with a puppie head on my antenna and draging the back half behind my car, then I will shower the streets with the insides of puppies.
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| PUPPY POWER, Oh I can;t go on I will now make myself one with Satan..........Not before I visit the dog shelter !!!!!!!!!!!
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| ...right.
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| friend, you're a fuckin' weirdo.
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| hate "kill puppies": 11 // hate "for satan": 6 // undeclared: 4 // are a fuckin' weirdo: 1
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| From:**** <****@wcta.net> Date: Wed, 19 Mar 2003 11:26:23 -0600
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: Kill puppies for satan...
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| Dude...
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| Your site is hilarious!
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| I love that you post all of the "hate" mail.
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| My two cent's worth (for others reading your mail) ...that is if this gets posted Is as follows...
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| a.. One/"USE YOUR SPELL CHECKER" [Microsoft included it for free in your software. Use it some time!]
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| a.. Two/Take a critical thinking class and start looking at reality for once!
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| I must admit I haven't looked that game, I'm not much of a gamer, but the mail is just as entertaining.
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| Peace
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| [And no I'm not a Satanist.]
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| why thanks kindly!
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| From:**** <****@elmcrestcollege.com> Date: Tue, 18 Mar 2003 11:52:26 -0500
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: Re: your mail
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| Hey,
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| Found your site on cruel.com
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| Very nice, looks like a fun game.
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| Gotta say the best was the hate mail from the woman babbling about the 10 tennets that LaVey set forth for the Satanist to live by..
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| Yah... actually.. there are 11.
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| :-)
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| I doubt she knows what they are, as my favourite Satanist law states:
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| "Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself."
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| Thought you might like that.
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| i replied that yes indeed, that's an excellent commandment. real live satanists seem, from everything i know about them, sensible, reasonable people.
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| From:**** <****@localnet.com> Date: Wed, 19 Mar 2003 22:17:01 -0500
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: Puppies?? How COULD you?? YOU BASTARD......
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| I like puppies.... Do you like puppies?? Puppies are fluffy and cute lick your face... My puppies however are referred to as dogs that have run into parked cars. :) Sorry I was having a moment, and couldn't resist... I like your website, from what I've read.. I especially like the hate penpal mail section. It disturbs me to know, though, that despite the fact that I'm sure most of these people have gone to school, almost all of them couldn't spell to save their lives... Sad sad..
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| But I like your site and it's very cool, and some day, when I have 10 dollars, I will so have to check out your game, it sounds like fun.. Because after a long day at a work I hate coming home to have found out my dog pissed on my bed.. Killing puppies could be fun. :)
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| Most amused, ****
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| and another thanks kindly.
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| From:**** <****@attbi.com> Date: Sun, 23 Mar 2003 19:16:25 -0500
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: Your hate mail.
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| I see that you must have suffered greatly at the hands of the people. Therefore, I would like to recommend a therapist by the name of Mr. Leaf, to deal with the Christian propaganda put out by these God freaks. And yes, liquid nitrogen would be great fun.
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| Thank you and have a nice day.
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| heh.
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| but now back to the hate:
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| From:**** <****@yahoo.com> Date: Thu, 10 Apr 2003 16:45:04 -0700 (PDT)
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: sick mother fuckers
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| HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU GET THIS SITE ON LINE. YOU SHOULD MAKE A GAME ON HOW TO KILL SICK ASSHOLES LIKE YOU.
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| i got this site online by hand-coding the bastard in microfuck notefuck, then ftping it (using psftp) to my webhost's server.
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| hate "kill puppies": 11 // hate "for satan": 6 // undeclared: 5
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| From:****@cs.com
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| Date: Sat, 12 Apr 2003 00:32:52 EDT
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: (no subject)
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| Puppies are inisint little beings! If you had kids it is just like killing your child! I don't think you should kill puppies any more.I know we are just kids but I love puppies and I really you should give the puppies a chance.
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| Sincerily, Kids
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| kids, so no mockery. it's my policy.
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| hate "kill puppies": 12 // hate "for satan": 6 // undeclared: 5
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| From:****@aol.com
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| Date: Fri, 25 Apr 2003 14:46:43 EDT
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: (no subject)
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| i think your cruel for publishing a game about killing gods creatures !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| from the carers
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| are "the carers" kids too? probably. they certainly spell and punctuate like kids.
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| hate "kill puppies": 13 // hate "for satan": 6 // undeclared: 5
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| From:**** <****@yahoo.com> Date: Sun, 27 Apr 2003 10:36:00 -0700 (PDT)
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: Fanmail
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| Hello, My name is ****, I'm only 16 and I live in Alabama... Just thought you should know. But to the point.. I think your page is great. The hatemail is hilarious. People are fuck twats. They dont get it. They think that you ACTUALLY kill puppies for Satan... C'mon people! I searched for "puppies" on Google... don't ask me why. I guess because I've been watching Animal Planet all day... But anyways, yeah it entertained me for about a good twenty minutes. That's a record. The Jesus Huggers and Bible Thumpers are just annoyed because they can't kill puppies for Satan... So instead they try and recruit you to the Holy Rollers Club... Bleh anyways, Congrats on the good work, the more people hate you the more you should feel good about yourself. Because it takes more work to hate someone than it does to like someone... Look at it this way... They are working for YOU.
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| Oh one last thing... the fuckwit thing made me laugh so hard. Write back if you feel the need. I won't complain. Thanks for taking the time to read this. One of your delirious fans: ~****
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| p.s. If you want to post my email adress so I can get hatemail too... feel free. Now I'm going to go find some spam generators to submit johnsonk@quitman.esc7.netIt's gona be great. Bye!
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| so much to agree with!
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| From:**** <****@gci.net> Date: Tue, 29 Apr 2003 01:29:16 -0700
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: How messed up can you get
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| This is really sick!!!
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| yes. i need help.
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| hate "kill puppies": 13 // hate "for satan": 6 // undeclared: 6
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| From:****@aol.com
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| Date: Fri, 2 May 2003 21:09:05 EDT
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: (no subject)
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| this is the stupiest thing wky would you want to kill puppies for the satan
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| you know, that really hadn't occured to me! why indeed?
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| hate "kill puppies": 13 // hate "for satan": 6 // undeclared: 7
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| From:****@cs.com
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| Date: Mon, 5 May 2003 17:59:28 EDT
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: kill pupies for satain
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| Hi my name is **** and i have 17 dogs/puppies and do u noe what i think Never kill puppiesdo u now why because they are mans best freind they make u laugh and smile and somtimes make u say,"u are the cutess thing on earth. So Please!do me a favor and do not kill them for saten
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| PS how would you like it if you were killed for faberic? HUH?
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| i replied, and:
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| From:****@cs.com
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| Date: Wed, 7 May 2003 19:20:28 EDT
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: Re: kill pupies for satain
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| Hi Vincent it is me ****. Man I thought you really were going to kill puppys for satan! You scared me! Well I have a question???????????? If you are not going to kill real puppys what are you killing? See i dont get YOur killing "pretend" puppys. I am SO not saying you have to kill them all i want to do is protect them.
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| thankx for the mail BYE
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| i explained further, and:
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| From:****@cs.com
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| Date: Fri, 9 May 2003 18:14:27 EDT
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: Re: kill pupies for satain
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| HI Vincent this does answer my question tell me if this is right all you do is sit around a table and tell stories? send back
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| so all's well that ends well.
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| hate "kill puppies": 14 // hate "for satan": 6 // undeclared: 7
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| From:**** <****@chartermi.net> Date: Wed, 7 May 2003 09:35:42 -0400
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| I THINK ITS A SICK AND DISCUSTING NAME.KILL PUPPIES, THERE ARE ALOT OF SICK PEOPLE OUT THERE.
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| mm-hmm.
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| hate "kill puppies": 15 // hate "for satan": 6 // undeclared: 7
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| From:**** <****@earthlink.net> Date: Thu, 5 Jun 2003 06:22:58 -0700
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: puppy game
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| Hey dude, you have every right to make whatever kind of game you want, its a free country and I support our freedom.
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| One thing to consider, however; there is possibly some sick individual out there who might buy your game, like it, think its funny, and because he is a sick and demented individual, he might actually take the game seriously and go out and kill puppies in real life. Do you really want that?
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| Of course it is not your fault that the individual in question is sick and demented, and if not for your game, he possibly would find some other way to act out his insanity.
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| We may like to believe so or not, but what we do in life does effect others. We all have free choice and chose our paths based on what we think is best for ourselves, and possibly for loved ones.
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| I am not asking you to change anything, as I find that to be unfair, you are free and have a right to express yourself in whatever way you see fit. You are not directly harming anyone, and if someone were to kill puppies after playing your game, they might have done something sick to someone or something anyway, with our without your game.
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| I just have two Questions I would like you to ask yourself (I don't expect you to answer me, they are questions for you to ask yourself internally).......................
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| What if......... one day in the future, some sick individual does in fact kill puppies thanks to your game. Lets say it gets in the newspaper and you find out about it. Let us say he murders some puppy in front of a little girl, maybe her puppy, maybe the girl is like the one who wrote you that email.
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| How will you feel about yourself? Would you still be happy that you made the game? Would you tell yourself that "it wasn't really your fault"?
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| Question number 2: In the future, after you found out about the sick guy killing puppies thanks to your game, if you could, would you go back in time and change your game in some way, if you knew the crazy dude would not have killed puppies? Perhaps he would just destroy some Barbie dolls if you made it kill Barbies as the girl's email suggests...
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| These are just some ideas, nothing more. I hope that if you do change anything, that you do it not because anyone tells you to but that you do it because you want to. If you don't want to change the game, then I say don't change it. If you do decide to change it, do so because that is what you believe is right.
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| Only remember that what we do in life has an effect, and we have to live with that effect, good or bad.
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| I hope this letter finds you well and thank you for your time.
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| Sincerely,
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| excellent, and well put, friend!
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| the short answer is that they gave the idea to me. nobody's going to come across my game and be like, whoa! i didn't realize that you could kill puppies! this changes everything!
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| hate "kill puppies": 16 // hate "for satan": 6 // undeclared: 7
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| From:**** <****@hotmail.com> Date: Mon, 09 Jun 2003 13:45:54 +0900
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: OMG I HATE YOU!
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| LOL just kidding... your "kill puppies" site made me laugh for a very long time... I wish I could be angry enough to warrant a hate-mail worthy of your list (truly the best part of the site), but (a) i don't have the "I was brought up in a Christian home and taught to love all of God's little precious creatures"-brainwashed-and-then-molested-by-my-pastor attitude, I actually have a sense of humour (something that is rare nowadays) and (b) this is a funny fucking site!
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| Brilliant! Hats off for making me laugh like a moron for a few minutes.
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| hey! you're kind.
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| From:****@aol.com
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| Date: Wed, 25 Jun 2003 19:48:42 EDT
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: HATE IT
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| WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY "KILL PUPPIES FOR SATAN?",YOU ARE JUST SICK AND TWISTED AND THIS SHOULDN BE ALLOWED ON AOL.
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| aha! look at that, it "shouldn['t] be allowed on aol." my mind is giddy with possibility.
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| From:****@aol.com
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| Date: Thu, 26 Jun 2003 20:45:18 EDT
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: Re: HATE IT
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| In a message dated 6/26/2003 8:58:22 AM Pacific Standard Time, lumpley@earthlink.net writes:
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| Baker: > It's a mean game, but nobody would play it and think it'd be fun to try in > real life.
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| Hate Mailer: THATS WHAT YOU THINK OR HOPE, BUT SOME PEOPLE ARE REAL SICK,YOU KNOW?
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| Baker: > I think that you all must be either a) more conservative or b) more likely > to write hate mail than internet users at large. >
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| Hate Mailer: NO I DONT EVEN GO TO CHURCH,I HATE ENVIRONMENTALIST AND COMPAINER,BUT I ALSO HATE PEOPLE WHO DO BAD THINGS TO ANIMAL EVEN WORSE.
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| Baker: > Thanks for taking the time to write, anyhow. Can I ask what you were > looking for, that you found my site instead? >
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| Hate Mailer: MY DAUGHTER WAS DOING A REPORT ON ANIMAL CRULETY AND TYPED IN PUPPIES AND FOUND THIS,I WAS QUITE DISTURBED.I DO NOT FIND MY SELF PICKICKY OR AN UPTIGHT PERSON AT ALL,BUT THIS IS SICKENING AND I WIIL TELL AOL TO HAVE THIS REMOVED IF POSSIBLE.
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| there's another one coming up that hits the aol thing even harder, so i'll hold my comments until then.
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| hate "kill puppies": 17 // hate "for satan": 6 // undeclared: 7
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| From:****@aol.com
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| Date: Thu, 26 Jun 2003 19:25:48 EDT
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: hate kill puppies
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| ive gone too church for my whole life ever senc i was 5 days old and im only 10 so im leaving god like people who hate you rock gods creation come on you ediot sissy bone face butt hole if my mom herd the way you talk shed smack you she dosent even go to church and acts better than you ediot sissy face bone head you made my 2 year old sissy cry get a grip... of your throat butt hole no get a rope hang your self and go to hell osanabenladon you have no name in the lambs book of life you you devil butt my butt lookes like your face if i could sind you a photo of me and every body eles you would fill like poo i have a puppy and do every thing for it so that it dosent go throw misory take the web page off every body that reads this letter will think im right butthole sissy face puppy hater sucky lucky mucky dum stupid head ...
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| edvice from age 10 smarter than you guys that made the website hated puppy killer
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| plus:
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| From:****@aol.com
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| Date: Thu, 26 Jun 2003 19:34:47 EDT
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: hate kill puppies
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| how dare ya say iny thing about god i read it hes my dad and every body else hom belive how bout going to hell wher your also hated or get with god wher your loved
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| plus too:
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| From:****@aol.com
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| Date: Thu, 26 Jun 2003 18:46:59 EDT
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: hey
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| you guys suck how could you do that just your web makes me hart broke one day i will stop puppy abuse i am in third grade satane is the devil and how dare you think of killing puppies agin you suck
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| a kid, so no mockery. i understand how upsetting my site might be.
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| but...
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| i made his little sister cry! and i'm a butthole sissy face puppy hater sucky lucky mucky dum stupid head!
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| hate "kill puppies": 17 // hate "for satan": 7 // undeclared: 7
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| From:**** <****@msn.com> Date: Thu, 03 Jul 2003 21:03:23 +1000
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: U fuckin pig!
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| I think u are a fucken pig for killing innocent little puppies u mad pig fucker. I hope u go to hell and get tortored 24 seven and burn!!!! Ure environment is to be in a tiny little cage and people coming up to you and kicking the cage and stabbing it. u are a sick wanka and u have no friends
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| so plz dont kill these poor innocent little puppies that deserve 1,000,000 more respect than u, you mad fuck. I hope u get put in prison for this and stay in for ure whole life and never eat and if i see you 1 day my god mutha fucker u betta run cu*t.......
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| yep, i'm the sick one here.
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| hate "kill puppies": 18 // hate "for satan": 7 // undeclared: 7
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| From:****@aol.com
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| Date: Sun, 13 Jul 2003 18:28:52 -0400
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| My friend and i were looking to buy a puppy so we typed puppy in keyword and your disgusting vile site popped up and we were very disturbed by it. We have notified the AOL company and they are looking in to cancel your site. I have also discussed with them that you may answer my email one time and any email's sent after that will be a deciding factor that your site is over with. If you need to explain your cruelty write back but only once. Remember the outline to this email and I'm probably not the only person who has emailed you about your disgusting site. Your hater always,
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| anonymous
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| here it is, the aol thing again. this person clearly thinks that aol has some sort of editorial oversight over the, y'know, web. my site is over with. how cool is that?
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| hate "kill puppies": 19 // hate "for satan": 7 // undeclared: 7
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| From:****@aol.com
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| Date: Wed, 16 Jul 2003 19:05:37 EDT
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: Hate puppy KILL for Satin
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| I HATE THIS, it's so cruel to do this to the poor little puppies. How would you like it if THEY KILLED YOU AND MAKE YOU INTO SATIN? I didn't think so. STOP KILLING NOW!
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| I WILL NEVER BUY SATIN MADE FROM DOGS AND I'LL TELL EVERYONE ELSE I KNOW NOT TO (AND I KNOW ALOT OF PEOPLE!)
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| yOUNGEST, NOT YOUNG THOUGH
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| this one looks like a joke, doesn't it? looks like a fan putting me on. i replied with a "ha! you had me going for a second!" and here's the reply:
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| From:****@aol.com
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| Date: Mon, 21 Jul 2003 21:50:12 EDT
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: Re: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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| No I meant DON'T kill them for Satin+.
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| um...okay. i won't.
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| hate "kill puppies": 19 // hate "for satan": 7 // undeclared: 7 // hate "for satin": 1
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| From:**** <****@ntlworld.com> Date: Mon, 18 Aug 2003 01:14:29 +0100
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: read this and love it (GOOD NEWS AT LAST< SOMEONE LOVES YOUR SITE)
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| Dude you got some balls. TO FUCK WITH PUPPY LOVERS. but there is one problem, your bringing your game into satanism a bit. DONT INVOLVE SATAN although you may or may not be a practisign adept, you need to know more about satanism before you can openly admit you worship him IT IS POSSIBLE FOR ONE SATANIST TO TAKE POWER FROM ANOTHER. I know you dont know what i am talking about but research more on satan! (one day you may be able to cast spells on puppyloverds.org you know for a giggle watching there company burn (not in hell but in front of your own eyes)
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| ps IT IS NOT ILLEGAL TO KILL PUPPIES (as long as it is your property which means youll have to buy puppies then kill them. BUT I MUST LEAVE WITH THESE WORDS. There are people out ther killing other people, there are people raping women and children, there are people out there planing to destroy america, there is so much bad in the world, so by someone killing a puppie is iit so bad? you could be out there raping there 13 year old daughters/sons or killing there fammily SOME PEOPLE NED TO REALIZE THERE ARE WORSE THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT (but then again if they didnt worry about you then you would have nothing to put on the site, would you?) SO I SAY TO ALL THESE PEOPLE TO LEAVE YOU ALONE, AND ALLOW YOU TO KILL PUPPIES, YOU COULD BE DOING WORSE! (put me in as a "for satan" on your hate mail" LISTEN TO PATHOGEN AT www.pathogen.cc IF YOUR THE tYPE OF PERSON(S) I THINK YOU ARE YOULL LOVE THEM!! peace out (sorry i meant denomic pain and suffering to all)
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| remember when i said that real life satanists seem reasonable? i take it back.
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| hate "kill puppies": 19 // hate "for satan": 7 // undeclared: 7 // scarily, for satan: 1
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| From:**** <****@hotmail.com> To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: puppies
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| Date: Oct 6, 2003 2:34 AM
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| hey, i just saw your web sight and wanted to let you know that it cracked me up! thanks for the laughs. have you ever read a comic called johnny the homicidal maniac, if not you should i think that you would like it.
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| thanks again,
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| and another big, happy thanks kindly.
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| From: fuck_you_all2003
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| Date: 06-24-2003 11:10 AM
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| ive recentley,looked underand searched the net for caring for my puppy but came to this and i think all you mother fuckers can burn in HELL all u low life not worth nothing get a fucking life
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| hate "kill puppies": 20 // hate "for satan": 7 // undeclared: 7
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| From: Bite me Hard
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| Date: 06-24-2003 11:21 AM
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| All yah Mother Fuckers will burn in Hell because thatz so fuckn dumb and i love puppies
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| dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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| Me and my gurlfriend Fuck u All 2003 sayz Fuck u All gain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 b Bite our azzes really hard anddx lick us goooddddddddddd fuck yah
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|
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| well, hm. i mean, well, hm.
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| hate "kill puppies": 21 // hate "for satan": 7 // undeclared: 7
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| From: Ally
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| Date: 10-07-2003 12:45 AM ET (US)
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| Hey, I think that you guys are a bunch of losers who were made fun of in school. This is your sick way of getting attention, bad attention is better then no attention, hey? It's to bad you're so hurtin that you have to do this in order to feel better about yourself. Get a life you fucking nerds.
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| Better yet, get laid and grow up.
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| y'know, ally, friend, it'd be pretty cool if all the problems in the world could be solved by me gettin' some.
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| hate "kill puppies": 21 // hate "for satan": 7 // undeclared: 8
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|
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| From: **** <****@hotmail.com> To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject:
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| Date: Oct 12, 2003 1:44 PM
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| i think u guys r extremly cruel it is not write to kill pupies or even prtend i love animals and so i went to look for pics of pupies and i so ur sight i just have to say it makes me extremly made to see this site almost as mad as bonzia cats made me
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| hm. i want to treat this one respectfully, maybe just because she didn't swear at me, but friend, look: you clicked through to bonzai kittens, you clicked through to kill puppies for satan. maybe, just a teeny bit, do you think you might, y'know, enjoy it?
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| hate "kill puppies": 22 // hate "for satan": 7 // undeclared: 8
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| From: None of your Business
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| Date: 10-12-2003 11:56 PM ET (US)
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| What kind of fuc*ed up shit is that? Killing puppies for satan what a fucked up thing to do! You animal killers! I hope you all burn in hell you sick assholes!! Ugh that's just down right wrong!!!!
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| i have trouble scoring this one. whoever wrote this, please follow up by indicating which of the following more closely reflects your feelings:
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| a) killing puppies for satan is fucked up, but reciting the 666 unholy names and lighting inanimate things on fire for satan would be okay.
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| b) killing puppies for satan is fucked up, but killing puppies for most glorious jehova lord of hosts on high would be okay.
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| thanks.
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| hate "kill puppies": 22 // hate "for satan": 7 // undeclared: 9
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| From: Nick Perry
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| Date: 10-19-2003 10:31 AM ET (US)
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| im ready for this game! i cant wait, fuck god and all his children
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| yepper doo.
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| From: shayle
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| Date: 10-20-2003 12:38 PM ET (US)
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| you fuckin suck! I love puppies your mean I feel like bafing just thinking about it! you bastard.u fuckin bastard!
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| god, this one's just striking for its sincerity. here's someone speaking his or her mind with no pretense and no reservation. it's refreshing, really.
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| hate "kill puppies": 23 // hate "for satan": 7 // undeclared: 9
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| From: ****@aol.com
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: oh your so bad!!!!!!!
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| Date: Oct 23, 2003 4:35 PM
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| WHY WOULD YOU EVEN MAKE A GAME LIKE THAT! THATS SOO SOO MEAN!! IF YOU EVEN TOUCHED MY PUPPY..I WILL CUT YOUR THINGY OFF YOU BASTARD!!!
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| THANKS
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| B.B.C.
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| it's not just soo mean, it's soo soo mean.
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| hate "kill puppies": 24 // hate "for satan": 7 // undeclared: 9
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| From: ****@aol.com
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: hate kill puppies
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| Date: Nov 1, 2003 4:14 PM
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| my dad loves puppies and so do i boy you need some help i have a puppy named sampson
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| homework for you get save oh ya im a kid ok so ther a kids smarter than a grown up punk like you and for all you puppy haters out thier darn you to heck and thanks to the aspca for putting you sick puppies in jail kiss my butt oh ya i putt my hole life to the dogs when i grow up i plan to be in aspca web sites like this make me cry satan is very evil evil .
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| In my house are many manchines if it where not so i would have told you. i go to prpare a place for you where i go ye may be also.
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| dogs cats horses all of them are a gift not to kill but to love and take care of
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| god put adam and eve down here to name and take care of all the animals pepole like you is why god floded the earth he said take the animals two of each kind femal and male. put them into the ark .
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| "in my house are many machines"? the fuck?
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| hate "kill puppies": 24 // hate "for satan": 8 // undeclared: 9
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| From: shelley
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| Date: 11-06-2003 11:46 AM ET (US)
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| i think this is totally sick how can you even produce such a fucked up game. already people are trying to stop violence to dogs and animals all over the world,then you go and make this peice of shit!!isnt this going to encourage people to experiment it on real life puppys and then there will be danger for the animals!!so i think you should go shoot yourself in the fucking head you sick bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| shelley, friend, dude. chill. seriously. they're only puppies.
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| hate "kill puppies": 25 // hate "for satan": 8 // undeclared: 9
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| From: **** <****@hotmail.com> To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: Hi, its me, Satan
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| Date: Dec 5, 2003 1:42 PM
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| Hi, its me Satan, thx for the puppies. I have monitored youre webpage and im pleased. When you come to hell im going to reward you with extra pain and suffering. Youre webpage is hilarious and most people just dont have a sense of humor. See you in hell. Best wishes, Satan
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| nice! extra suffering for me, plus a nod from the big man! i told you all this'd pay off.
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| From: Mabeekris10
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| Date: 12-20-2003 03:31 PM ET (US)
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| You are one pathetic human being to even think up something like this. Your Fucking gross and I hope that you rot in hell, cuz thats where you belong!!!
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| in an effort to help the underdog, i've decided that anybody who mentions hell but not puppies goes to 'for satan.' if you disagree with my ruling, fuck, i'm sure you'll tell me about it. be sure not to spell well.
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| hate "kill puppies": 25 // hate "for satan": 9 // undeclared: 9
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| From: dog lovers
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| Date: 01-22-2004 02:34 PM ET (US)
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| Your a mother fucking sick-o. Your such an asshole and you need to get a life you bitch. How can you ever think of hurting a dog your a huge waist of life. If you think killing a living breathing thing is fun you need help serious help!
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| friend you don't know half the help i need.
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| hate "kill puppies": 26 // hate "for satan": 9 // undeclared: 9
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| From: **** <****@hotmail.com> To: lumpley@earthlink.com
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| Subject: puppies
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| Date: Jan 20, 2004 12:03 AM
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| Hey, I found your site when i typed in "puppies" in google. At first I was disgusted when i seen the title "kill puppies for satan" but for some reason I felt the need to look at. I never actually looked at anything other then the hate mail which I found really entertaining (also i apologize in advance for any spelling errors, i made fun of everyone elses). I am just really interested in knowing what inspired you to make that site (if you dont mind telling me). Dont worry, i actually read the part that explained that you dont actually kill puppies, unlike many others who accuse you of doing so.
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| I am not going preach at you about god or satan because i dont beleive in either of them (I feel it is impossibe to believe in one without believing in the other). Your comments after everyones mail were hilarious, to say the least. hehe, my favorite one was when the guy said poler stick when he meant to say poker stick, hahaha, it still cracks me up. Well i just wanted to let you know that besides the whole killing puppies thing (which does make me sick imagining) you do seem like a decent person with an imagination. (No one can honestly say that they have never thought about doing something "wierd").
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| **** (also, can u please not put my email address on your site, i dont want hate mail :) )
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| Thanks
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| you made my day! sooner or later i'll sit down and write puppies' whole heartwarming story, but not just now. content yourself with this conversation about the game: why people find it fun to be sick...
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| From: "thorns souround my heart. ..." <embalmed_in_blood@hotmail.com>
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: killing puppies for satan...
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| Date: Jan 18, 2004 7:08 PM
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| Mate,ya think ur a satanist,don't cha,either that or you think your that faggot marilyn manson,i think nothing of your crimes,in my words YOUR NOT SATANIST,maybe you should fucking study the bible you dumb fuckwit,satan would be not please,with you,he does not aloww killing living animals for no reason,dumb shit you no tnohing,you think ur a big dark person because you kill animals,not on buddy i have a 2nd satanic father,hes one of the priest,at the church of satan,all i can say is hes n ot pleased with you,hes upset,mate get a life and stop trying to fucking pose,you dont no nothing about the satanic society study you fucking faggot,your nothing but a sack a shit,if ''anton laVay'' caught you doing these kind of stunts hed brutalize you,i hate people like you who go round saying''yay im satanist'' im so dark i kill puppies caz im satanist MATE YOUR A FUCKING QUEER ASS BITCH WHY DONT U FUCKING GROW UP AND REALISE YOUR NOTHING BUT A LONESOME MARILYN MANSON FAGG
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| friend, one thing i've learned in life: if your email address is "thorns souround my heart. ..." <embalmed_in_blood@hotmail.com>, think twice before you call someone else a gothboy poseur.
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| hate "kill puppies": 26 // hate "for satan": 10 // undeclared: 9
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| From: GOD
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| Date: 01-31-2004 03:06 PM ET (US)
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| You people are fucking sick if you kill puppies!!! they are part of this worls and are here for a good reason. treat them with respect.
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| at first i'm like, holy fucking shit! god almighty his own unparalleled self posted hate to my quicktopic! and that's kind of a buzz. but then i'm like - wait a second. if it's really god, doesn't he already know whether we kill puppies? which we don't? why is the lord of hosts saying "if you kill puppies" in his divine comment? and then i'm like, dude! it's not god at all! and i'm like, who could it be? then it hits me! it's a fellow blasphemer, making a subtle but pointed comment on our heavenly father's purported omniscience! i agree with you, fellow blasphemer: omniscience is nonsensical, and ascribing omniscience to god does no more than undermine the possibility of his existence! fellow blasphemer, i salute you!
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| hate "kill puppies": 26 // hate "for satan": 10 // undeclared: 9 // is a fellow blasphemer: 1
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| From: breta
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| Date: 02-11-2004 11:08 AM ET (US)
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| Only A Dumb ass would be so cruel as to hurt little innocent puppies and it should be illegal to have a web site for such things. If I ever find you, you will go down you dumb ass motha fucka
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| yes, but go down on whom? surely you don't expect me to go down on you, after you've called me a dumb ass motha fucka and all.
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| hate "kill puppies": 27 // hate "for satan": 10 // undeclared: 9
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| From: anastasia
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| Date: 05-17-2004 06:58 PM ET (US)
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| who ever thought up this game must have had a terrible child hood.. to be so sick minded.. to not have feelings.. you need GOD in your life, fuck the satan bullshit! You`ll see HELL soon enough bitch!
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| i need god in my life like i need a big fat comforting lie.
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| hate "kill puppies": 27 // hate "for satan": 11 // undeclared: 9
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| From: **** <****@aielwaste.com> To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: Re: Trade the game for a translation?
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| Date: Jun 3, 2004 9:39 PM
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| Can I tell you that I hate you for using the word "proboscises"?
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| i kind of hate me for that too.
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| hate "kill puppies": 27 // hate "for satan": 11 // undeclared: 9 // hate proboscises: 1
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| so that's the funny at my house. our current score is:
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| hate "kill puppies": 27
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| hate "for satan": 11
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| undeclared: 9
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| are my friend travis: 1
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| are fixated on my anus: 1
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| are a fuckin' weirdo: 1
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| hate "for satin": 1
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| scarily, for satan: 1
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| is a fellow blasphemer: 1
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| hate proboscises: 1
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| with a strong surprise showing from
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| use aol: 15
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| in my heart, they're all winners. except for fuckwit, there.
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| postscript:
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| From: ****@acsu.buffalo.edu
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| To: lumpley@earthlink.net
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| Subject: Your fuckin' puppy game
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| Date: Oct 9, 2003 3:52 PM
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| Hey you devilishly handsome bastard,
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| You know what I hate? I hate dumb-ass, small-minded fuckwits who can't read a web-page well enough to understand satire. That's what I hate. I know satire is a big word, but for all those short-sighted, reactionary, soccer-mom-wanna-bes-leaving-shopping-carts-in-the-middle-of-parking-spaces -at-BJs and other people who would send hate mail when they clearly have no idea what they hate and why I say this:
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| 1. You're all pretty vulgar and violent for lovin' puppies so goddamned fucking much.
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| 2. No one's actually killing anything, dumbass, though I think reading these hatemails has killed enough brain cells to have actually made me a bit stupider...
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| 3. If you idiots actually believe in Satan, I've got an 87 billion dollar request for support for you to approve...
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| Sincerely,
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| an Ever-Vigilant, Thinking American
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