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'''Kroot''' are a vassal species to the [[Tau]] Empire. Rather Bitey. Basically carnivorous space chickens (In Tau Empire, chicken eats YOU!). They steal genetic traits of things they eat, and secretly hate the tau. Which means they are cool.  
'''Kroot''' are a vassal species to the [[Tau]] Empire. Rather Bitey. Basically carnivorous space chickens (In Tau Empire, chicken eats YOU!) who look like a cross between indians and the alien from Predator. They steal genetic traits of things they eat, and secretly hate the tau. Which means they are cool.
 
Kroot dont use tanks or much in the way of tech (aside from long rifle-like guns with blades on both ends), instead using native animals derived from the kroot genus.  They have attack dogs, gorillas with elephant guns, riding beasts like allosaurs, and really big riding beasts like t-rexes.  Think the Gungans from Star Wars Episode 1, only not totally lame.
 
Kroot also moonlight as mercenaries for races other than the tau, thus dicking over their employers even more.  Mercenary bands eat lots of different stuff, and so can have various genetic traits.  Thus, Kroot can use [[Eldar|Weaboo Fightan Magiks]], be [[Orks|cunnin' but fightey]], or have [[Imperial Guard|balls of steel]], depending on who they've eaten.  They also get paid in weapons, allowing them to use Imperial and Tau special weapons together.
 
Kroot have little support from GW or players in general, likely due to the fact that their odd stats and lack of wargear in the Tau list make them less than effective, and their mercenary codex is from Chapter Approved (and thus no longer legal).  And as we all know, GW will just make reams of space marine variant codexes rather than give them an update. 
 
Kroot: fight like chaos marines.  Shoot like tau with bolters.  Move like Eldar.  Die like guardsmen.
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Revision as of 07:04, 13 July 2009

Kroot are a vassal species to the Tau Empire. Rather Bitey. Basically carnivorous space chickens (In Tau Empire, chicken eats YOU!) who look like a cross between indians and the alien from Predator. They steal genetic traits of things they eat, and secretly hate the tau. Which means they are cool.

Kroot dont use tanks or much in the way of tech (aside from long rifle-like guns with blades on both ends), instead using native animals derived from the kroot genus. They have attack dogs, gorillas with elephant guns, riding beasts like allosaurs, and really big riding beasts like t-rexes. Think the Gungans from Star Wars Episode 1, only not totally lame.

Kroot also moonlight as mercenaries for races other than the tau, thus dicking over their employers even more. Mercenary bands eat lots of different stuff, and so can have various genetic traits. Thus, Kroot can use Weaboo Fightan Magiks, be cunnin' but fightey, or have balls of steel, depending on who they've eaten. They also get paid in weapons, allowing them to use Imperial and Tau special weapons together.

Kroot have little support from GW or players in general, likely due to the fact that their odd stats and lack of wargear in the Tau list make them less than effective, and their mercenary codex is from Chapter Approved (and thus no longer legal). And as we all know, GW will just make reams of space marine variant codexes rather than give them an update.

Kroot: fight like chaos marines. Shoot like tau with bolters. Move like Eldar. Die like guardsmen.

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