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[[File:Lhamaean_full.jpg|280px|right|thumb|look at her smug grin, this bitch definitely knows she's up to something.]] | [[File:Lhamaean_full.jpg|280px|right|thumb|look at her smug grin, this bitch definitely knows she's up to something.]] | ||
Lhamaeans are the [[Dark Eldar]] courtesans and are the closest thing to a 'proper lady' in Commorragh. They are often the [[Archon|Archon's]] personal alpha | '''Lhamaeans''' are the [[Dark Eldar]] courtesans and are the closest thing to a 'proper lady' in Commorragh. They are often the [[Archon|Archon's]] personal army of alpha bitches and hoes, and are thus vain beyond measure. These women are members of the mysterious sisterhood of Lhilitu, who are well known for being extremely imaginative lovers, and are skilled poisoners who know no equal to their art. They are believed to be descended from the original Cult of Lhamea, who in turn drew much of their knowledge from Shaimesh, the Father of Poisons. They are essentially so good in poisons and toxins that their [[FATAL|mere kiss can kill someone within seconds.]] | ||
Despite being glorified prostitutes, they aren't to be fucked with. The fact that they are masters of poison as well as the extra fact that they are often an Archon's right hand <s>man</s> lady means that they hold far more power than what their position might imply. In some cases, like the phrase "For every powerful man there is always a | Despite being glorified prostitutes, they aren't to be fucked with. The fact that they are masters of poison as well as the extra fact that they are often an Archon's right hand <s>man</s> lady means that they hold far more power than what their position might imply. In some cases, like the phrase "For every powerful man there is always a woman pulling the strings", a Lhamaean can be so influential and seductive that they are often the ones leading an entire Dark Eldar Kabal, with the Archon becoming too dependent on her for her protection and the occasional kissing her ass that she effectively has him by the balls (both literally and metaphorically). | ||
However most of the time | However, most of the time Lhamaeans are employed as a support unit when an Archon is too busy in torturing and maiming his foes to even bother with other minor threats. Their wide range of toxic weapons means she can and will poison your entire [[Hierophant]] [[Troll|for shits and giggles]] [[Just as Planned|while at the same time, she will be poisoning your entire capillary towers in order to turn your entire Hive Fleet into a husk of dead biomass.]] | ||
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Revision as of 00:59, 7 August 2016
Lhamaeans are the Dark Eldar courtesans and are the closest thing to a 'proper lady' in Commorragh. They are often the Archon's personal army of alpha bitches and hoes, and are thus vain beyond measure. These women are members of the mysterious sisterhood of Lhilitu, who are well known for being extremely imaginative lovers, and are skilled poisoners who know no equal to their art. They are believed to be descended from the original Cult of Lhamea, who in turn drew much of their knowledge from Shaimesh, the Father of Poisons. They are essentially so good in poisons and toxins that their mere kiss can kill someone within seconds.
Despite being glorified prostitutes, they aren't to be fucked with. The fact that they are masters of poison as well as the extra fact that they are often an Archon's right hand man lady means that they hold far more power than what their position might imply. In some cases, like the phrase "For every powerful man there is always a woman pulling the strings", a Lhamaean can be so influential and seductive that they are often the ones leading an entire Dark Eldar Kabal, with the Archon becoming too dependent on her for her protection and the occasional kissing her ass that she effectively has him by the balls (both literally and metaphorically).
However, most of the time Lhamaeans are employed as a support unit when an Archon is too busy in torturing and maiming his foes to even bother with other minor threats. Their wide range of toxic weapons means she can and will poison your entire Hierophant for shits and giggles while at the same time, she will be poisoning your entire capillary towers in order to turn your entire Hive Fleet into a husk of dead biomass.
Forces of the Dark Eldar | |||
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Command: | Archons - Haemonculi - Kabalite Trueborn Lhamaeans - Medusae - Sslyth - Succubi | ||
Troops: | Beastmasters - Commorragh Slaves - Grotesques Hellions - Incubi - Kabalite Warriors - Mandrakes Scourges - Wracks - Wyches | ||
Beasts: | Clawed Fiend - Khymerae - Razorwing Flock - Ur-Ghul | ||
Pain Engines: | Cronos Parasite Engines - Talos Pain Engines | ||
Vehicles: | Raider - Ravager - Reaper Reaver Jetbike - Skyboard Venom | ||
Special Vehicles: | Dais of Destruction | ||
Flyers: | Raven Fighter - Razorwing Jetfighter Voidraven Bomber | ||
Spacecraft: | Impaler Assault Module - Raptor Fighter Slavebringer Assault Boat | ||
Super Heavies: | Tantalus | ||
Auxiliaries: | Harlequins |