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Jaela Daran (also known as the Loli-pope, or Jaelbait) is the highest-level cleric and pontiff-in-training for the order of the Silver Flame in the [[Eberron]] campaign setting. She is humble, modest, dresses in grey or black muted clothes, walks barefoot, and keeps her hair short (a lock of her hair is prematurely silver, a mark of the Silver Flame). She's pretty much an expy for the pope of the Roman Catholic Church. | Jaela Daran (also known as the Loli-pope, or Jaelbait) is the highest-level cleric and pontiff-in-training for the order of the Silver Flame in the [[Eberron]] campaign setting. She is humble, modest, dresses in grey or black muted clothes, walks barefoot, and keeps her hair short (a lock of her hair is prematurely silver, a mark of the Silver Flame). She's pretty much an expy for the pope of the Roman Catholic Church. | ||
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This is the true soul of D&D pedoshit, so it stays undeleted.
Jaela Daran (also known as the Loli-pope, or Jaelbait) is the highest-level cleric and pontiff-in-training for the order of the Silver Flame in the Eberron campaign setting. She is humble, modest, dresses in grey or black muted clothes, walks barefoot, and keeps her hair short (a lock of her hair is prematurely silver, a mark of the Silver Flame). She's pretty much an expy for the pope of the Roman Catholic Church.
She is also eleven years old. With 21 Charisma.
Delicious flat chest, delicious chocolate skin, delicious bare feet, the authority of a holy empire, she plays to many a fa/tg/uy's fetishes.
WotC writers working on Eberron splatbooks will protest "no no! she's not like that at all!" Suuuuuuuure, just like Elminster isn't an author avatar when he's simultaneously fucking his albino adopted daughter and the goddess of magic and rad-boobs.
Note that she's about six times as powerful within the confines of the Silver Flame's Vatican-equivalent than she is outside (18th level vs 3rd in the 3.5e book). Make of that what you will, potential pope-nappers.
