METAL BOXES

METAL BOXES!

Look! Rhinos! RHINOS! Our enemies hide in METAL BOXES, the cowards! THE FOOLS! We... We should take away their METAL BOXES!
...SSSSSINDRRRIIIIIIII!!!

The METAL BOXES song

Admittedly Chaos Lords aren't generally known for their singing skills, especially not frothing loonies like Carron, but oh well. The song "Little Boxes" by Malvina Reynolds would provide an ideal musical accompaniment to Carron screaming the words as loud as his disgusting, mutated lungs will let him.

METAL BOXES on the hillside, METAL BOXES full of Spess Mehreens! We must crush them 4 teh BLOOD GOD, All the RHINOS must be burned! There’s a Drop Pod and a Whirlwind And a Dreadnought and a Predator, But I’d rather smash the RHINOS, METAL BOXES DIE TODAY!!!

All the foolish little Spess Mehreens Think they’re safe in transport vehicles, Well they’ll find it hard to hide when THERE’S AN AXE SHOVED IN THEIR BRAINS!!! All their tactics and their transports And their STEEL REHN and their FUREH Cannot stand the power of Chaos, We shall take their tanks away!

Bash the RHINOS, smash the RHINOS! I hate them more than anything! They’re the reason Mummy hates me, They’re the cause of all my pain! Just look at me, I’m an ugly mess, And my voice acting’s hammy, This whole game’s fucking awful, And the RHINOS caused it all!

METAL BOXES on the hillside, Destroy them, my minions! We shall shoot them with our Bolters, We shall tear them into scraps! They are cowards, they are weaklings, An offence to the BLOOD GOD! And they’re made out of adamantium AND THEY ALL MUST DIE TODAY!!!!!

External Links

• The original scene in its glory!

Gallery

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  THE COWARDS! THE FOOLS!

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  Carron's reaction to the Blood Raven transports during their stronghold mission.

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  Rhinos. RHIIIIIIIIINOS!!!