Macha

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Poor Macha.

Macha is an Eldar Farseer from Dawn of War. She can never get laid. She is alternately friends with or the sister of Taldeer. If sister, she's another daughter of Eldrad along with Taldeer. We're a little shaky on these things. Usually depicted to be mostly reasonable, outside of relationship matters where she falls into a self pitying, whiny wreck concerning her virginity. Fa/tg/uys masturbate furiously to pictures of her naked.

She can be distinguished from other Eldar by her cheek lines and red hair.

Recent development brings about the discovery that Macha is destined to be with the EMPRAH, but due to Eldrad dickery these two will continue being a virgin and comatose corpse-god, respectively.

Stories Featuring Macha

• Imber
• The Ever Virgin

See Also

• Caerys, another farseer

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