Apollo Diomedes

You have Captin Diyomidis.

You have captain Dayomidis!

Bruvah I'm pinned here!

Bruvah I'm hit!

Bruvah I'm hit!

IT IS THE BEEEEEIIIINBLAAAAADE!

- Diomedes being himself in a usual day.

Apollo Diomedes; also known as Day-o-MIDIs, Abaldo Diomedes and BRUVAIAMHITT, is the captain of the Blood Ravens honour guard and the main space marine protagonist of Dawn of War 2: Retribution, he also seems to be a close relative of Indrick Boreale due his unique intonation and highly elaborated ingame responses. Ohh, and he's also bald, as in Captain Boreale bald. He is also notable for constantly eliciting Eldar Farseers for sex on the battlefield with bellowing cries of; "FAHSEEYAH LET US TO IT!!". In essence, he is Boreale with a lesser level of win and more grimdark.

History

Dayomidis has server as part of the Blud Rehvens for quite some centuries, being the yes-man of Azariah Kyras, allowing him to reach the level of captain of the honour guard. In Chaos rising, he makes it his mission to obstruct the lives of Gabriel Angelos and FC Hairgel, but canonically survives to Retribution.

Unfortunately for him all his sycophancy was being dumped in a traitor chapter master allied to Chaos; how he deals with this and manages to redeem himself is dealt in Retribution, where he looks for hints of who is the Ascended, encouraging players to shout "oh come on Diomedes, just look at Kyras, do you really think he is one of the good guys?" After finally realising he had been serving a heretic all these centuries, he suffers a heroic BSOD which forces the Ancient to reveal his identity, after some brief but precise word about what truly makes a Spess Mehren he is back on trail and goes with Cyrus, the Ancient and Martellus to kick Kyras arse, in the resulting fight Gabe, who was already trying to kill Kyras, get stomped by him, which finally makes Dayomidis show he actually seems to have got his rank due being a powerful warrior and proceeds to annihilate Kyras, finishing him with a nice orbital bombardment and delivering a kickass ending speech.

Diomedes is believed to have suffered from a unique Psyker mutation known as "Banebladeitism" since birth. This reputably gives him the ability to control any kind of Baneblade in existence. He is also believed to have been the spawn between an Ogryn and a Baneblade, making him half-baneblade.

He was also in the Dark Knight and Halo 4 fuck that shit, he was a recurring character in the oldfag crime series THE EQUALIZER.

Diomedes' famous lines

Apart from his VAing, Captain Diomedes' fame is mostly attributed to the numerous videos created using his voice by the Alfa Legion.

• Bruva I am hit!
• Bruva I am pinned heer!
• IT IS THE BEEEEIIIIIINNNBBLLLLAAADE!
• Ah! A WAHP SPIDEAH!
• OGRYNS?! AGAINST ME?!
• That vehicle...is *Puts on his helmet* halted.
• FAHSEER LET US TO IT!
• That....noise.....CANNOT DEFEAT ME!

A list of Diomedes' Hi-jinks

• Diomedes' voicelines
• IT IS THE BEEEIIINBLADE! - Diomedes' first single.
• Diomedes attempts to use his Baneblade-itism.
• We all live in a Yellow Baneblade.
• The most devastating weapon employed by Captain Diomedes himself: The Banebladeapult.