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Multilasers are the standard armament of the [[Imperial Guard]] Chimera transport. They're pretty much exactly like the Gatling Lasers from Fallout since they're a bunch of lasguns stuck together so it's gets past the crappiness of the standard issue flashlights by taping a crap ton of them together.
Multilasers are the standard armament of the [[Imperial Guard]] Chimera transport. They're basically a Lasgun modded with [[Dakka|multiple barrels]] and bulked up to the point where it's firing a [[PROMOTIONS|fairly powerful beam at a fairly high rate of fire]]. It's a pretty good weapon against just about anything that isn't heavy armor (especially infantry with shitty armor, light vehicles, and skimmers), though like most Imperial Guard anti-infantry weapons, the Multilaser's armor-piercing capability is pretty weak. It's still a good enough weapon to threaten squads with, which is a big reason that it's the weapon of choice for Imperial Guard APCs, Walkers, and some Valkyrie assault craft. But mostly Chimeras. In the mediocre game [[Tau|Fire Warrrior]], they are also occasionally used as weapon emplacements.


The mutilator of paper and ink known as [[C.S.Goto]] is known to have a raging chubby for them, giving them to things that don't even have access to them like Space Marines or the dreaded Multilaser Carnifex.
==Multilasers and C.S.Goto==
The Multilaser, by and large, is unique to the Imperial Guard; sadly this has not stopped the [[Anal Circumference|violator of paper and ink]] known as [[C.S.Goto]] to completely disregard everything remotely resembling [[canon]] and [[FAIL|cram them onto absolutely everything]] due to his raging [[Gay|homosexuality]] for the damned things. As of so far, [[AIDS|Goto]] has managed to [[FATAL|rape]] canon in more than a dozen ways using this weapon alone, including giving them to [[Indrick Boreale|Space Marines]], mounting them on [[Land Raider]]s, and hooking them onto [[Carnifex]]es.
 
You ''wish'' we were [[pretend|kidding]] about that last one.


[[category:Imperial]][[Category:warhammer 40,000]]
[[category:Imperial]][[Category:warhammer 40,000]]

Revision as of 09:37, 10 February 2011

Multilasers are the standard armament of the Imperial Guard Chimera transport. They're basically a Lasgun modded with multiple barrels and bulked up to the point where it's firing a fairly powerful beam at a fairly high rate of fire. It's a pretty good weapon against just about anything that isn't heavy armor (especially infantry with shitty armor, light vehicles, and skimmers), though like most Imperial Guard anti-infantry weapons, the Multilaser's armor-piercing capability is pretty weak. It's still a good enough weapon to threaten squads with, which is a big reason that it's the weapon of choice for Imperial Guard APCs, Walkers, and some Valkyrie assault craft. But mostly Chimeras. In the mediocre game Fire Warrrior, they are also occasionally used as weapon emplacements.

Multilasers and C.S.Goto

The Multilaser, by and large, is unique to the Imperial Guard; sadly this has not stopped the violator of paper and ink known as C.S.Goto to completely disregard everything remotely resembling canon and cram them onto absolutely everything due to his raging homosexuality for the damned things. As of so far, Goto has managed to rape canon in more than a dozen ways using this weapon alone, including giving them to Space Marines, mounting them on Land Raiders, and hooking them onto Carnifexes.

You wish we were kidding about that last one.