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Ok, the night lords [[Space Marine|space marine]] legion. Started out as those weird, goth kids that nobody liked. Their Primarch name was Konrad, (but he he wanted to be a serial killer. So he called himself Night Haunter.) for Christ's sake, and they liked to pretend to be batman all the time, so nobody listened to them. Then the [[Horus Heresy]] happened and they were all happy 'cause they could be as weird as they wanted, and would be able to pretend to be batman ALL THE TIME. And that's why Night Lords are lame.
[[File:Oh shit the batmarines by sonicbrew-d2z88fe.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Masters of Ambush]]


They also have an unhealthy addiction to flying, lightning and being giant emo [[fag|fags]]. Known to try to be some badass terrorist shit by scaring the hell out of civillians.
The Night Lords [[Space Marine]] Legion consists of some of the more batshit-crazy emos. [[grimdark|They get off to catching their enemies, skinning them alive and crucifying them, all the while recording it for later.]] Battle cries include "We have come for you!" or  "Ave Dominus Nox".
They are also known for being giant fucking nutheads who are stupidly insane.


Fuck that shit. These guys are so screwed up that they decide they liked defiling and raping dead bodies (just like that Jack the Ripper crap.)
 
Their Primarch called himself the Night Haunter (his IRL name was Konrad). When [[Chaos]] abducted the infant Primarchs, they were scattered across the galaxy. Poor lil Konrad ended up on Nostramo, a world of perpetual darkness.
 
They also have an unhealthy addiction to flying, lightning and [[fag|Batman]]. Known to try to be some badass terrorist shit by scaring the hell out of civilians. They are also known for being giant fucking nutheads who are stupidly insane.
 
'''Fun Facts'''
 
*It is believed they're linked to [[Scary Marines]]
 
*They 're also the origins of the Raptor Units


[[category: chaos]][[category: warhammer 40,000]]
[[category: chaos]][[category: warhammer 40,000]]

Revision as of 20:11, 19 November 2010

Masters of Ambush

The Night Lords Space Marine Legion consists of some of the more batshit-crazy emos. They get off to catching their enemies, skinning them alive and crucifying them, all the while recording it for later. Battle cries include "We have come for you!" or "Ave Dominus Nox".


Their Primarch called himself the Night Haunter (his IRL name was Konrad). When Chaos abducted the infant Primarchs, they were scattered across the galaxy. Poor lil Konrad ended up on Nostramo, a world of perpetual darkness.

They also have an unhealthy addiction to flying, lightning and Batman. Known to try to be some badass terrorist shit by scaring the hell out of civilians. They are also known for being giant fucking nutheads who are stupidly insane.

Fun Facts

  • They 're also the origins of the Raptor Units
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