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Nork Deddog is an [[Ogryn]] in the [[Imperial Guard]] who has enhanced brain and muscles and the loyalty of a [[Commissar]] (read: if he just BLAM!s Nork's officer, Nork just smashes the Commissar). He can: write his name, count, and even talk fluently. And considering [[Ogryn|Ogryns]] have about the IQ points as a <s>5</s> 2 year old, that's a real feat. He was taken out of combat to have his brain enhanced MOAR and trained with a special unit. He now works for Commissar Greiss Of the 2nd Catachan as his bodyguard. Nork has saved Griess's ass many times and has earned a LOT of shiny medals... a bling truly not undeserved, as this freak will litteraly throw himself on an enemy grenade (and the poor soul who threw it) to save the life of his officer. And without even noticing his wounds afterward. Fluffwise, thid guy is the absolute, perfect meatshield. What else, except that he can Instant Kill an [[Ork]] Big Boss [[Fist of the North Star|WITH A SINGLE HEADBUTT]]! | Nork Deddog is an [[Ogryn]] in the [[Imperial Guard]] who has enhanced brain and muscles and the loyalty of a [[Commissar]] (read: if he just BLAM!s Nork's officer, Nork just smashes the Commissar). He can: write his name, count, and even talk fluently. And considering [[Ogryn|Ogryns]] have about the IQ points as a <s>5</s> 2 year old, that's a real feat. He was taken out of combat to have his brain enhanced MOAR and trained with a special unit. He now works for Commissar Greiss Of the 2nd Catachan as his bodyguard. Nork has saved Griess's ass many times and has earned a LOT of shiny medals... a bling truly not undeserved, as this freak will litteraly throw himself on an enemy grenade (and on the poor soul who threw it) to save the life of his officer. And without even noticing his wounds afterward. Fluffwise, thid guy is the absolute, perfect meatshield. What else, except that he can Instant Kill an [[Ork]] Big Boss [[Fist of the North Star|WITH A SINGLE HEADBUTT]]! | ||
==Quotations== | ==Quotations== | ||
Revision as of 12:50, 17 November 2012
Nork Deddog is an Ogryn in the Imperial Guard who has enhanced brain and muscles and the loyalty of a Commissar (read: if he just BLAM!s Nork's officer, Nork just smashes the Commissar). He can: write his name, count, and even talk fluently. And considering Ogryns have about the IQ points as a 5 2 year old, that's a real feat. He was taken out of combat to have his brain enhanced MOAR and trained with a special unit. He now works for Commissar Greiss Of the 2nd Catachan as his bodyguard. Nork has saved Griess's ass many times and has earned a LOT of shiny medals... a bling truly not undeserved, as this freak will litteraly throw himself on an enemy grenade (and on the poor soul who threw it) to save the life of his officer. And without even noticing his wounds afterward. Fluffwise, thid guy is the absolute, perfect meatshield. What else, except that he can Instant Kill an Ork Big Boss WITH A SINGLE HEADBUTT!
Quotations
- "Da Sergeant Major asked me what my job was an' I said it was to, uh, do what I was told. He said I was a genius and gave me another medal. I likes da Imperial Guard!"