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* The Imperium of Man in all its current [[Grimdark|unwholesome]] glory! | * The Imperium of Man in all its current [[Grimdark|unwholesome]] glory! | ||
* The fall of the Eldar, perfect for lolz. | * The fall of the Eldar, perfect for lolz. | ||
* [[Black Crusade]]s by a [[Abaddon|certain armless failure]]… (although canonically they actually were [[Just As Planned]]. Well, except maybe that one that tossed | * [[Black Crusade]]s by a [[Abaddon|certain armless failure]]… (although canonically they actually were [[Just As Planned]]. Well, except maybe that one that tossed Failbaddon right into the middle of a ton of [[ork]]s, but Abaddabbadoo still got something out of it). | ||
* Loose [[C'tan]] shards (just roaming around the galaxy) | * Loose [[C'tan]] shards (just roaming around the galaxy) | ||
* Everything the [[Inquisition]] does to try and strengthen humanity (it all goes tits up, time after time). | * Everything the [[Inquisition]] does to try and strengthen humanity (it all goes tits up, time after time). | ||
Revision as of 14:37, 4 February 2018
"Not as planned" is what you say when things are the exact opposite of being Just As Planned.
The Imperium is a good example of Not as planned from the Emperor's point of view, who originally envisioned a secular empire based on logic and knowledge. See also the Fall of the Eldar.
Expect to say it a lot if you worship Zuvassin (who is the Chaos God of NOT AS PLANNED). Also, expect to say this if your unit is utterly outwitted by tactical geniu- CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!
Examples of not as planned
- The outcome of the Great Crusade.
- The Space Wolves surviving the Burning of Prospero due to Magnus the Red sitting out the fight (Tzeentch somehow didn't plan for that, so it "saved" the Thousand Sons as a reward).
- The Outcast Dead hints that the Emperor learned something relevant to the duel with Horus that still manages to screw over the Chaos Gods after he is mortally wounded.
- The Imperium of Man in all its current unwholesome glory!
- The fall of the Eldar, perfect for lolz.
- Black Crusades by a certain armless failure… (although canonically they actually were Just As Planned. Well, except maybe that one that tossed Failbaddon right into the middle of a ton of orks, but Abaddabbadoo still got something out of it).
- Loose C'tan shards (just roaming around the galaxy)
- Everything the Inquisition does to try and strengthen humanity (it all goes tits up, time after time).
- Playing Tau against Tyranids in cityfighting scenario.
- Playing Tyranids against Tau in anything BUT a cityfighting scenario.
- 7th Edition and all the non-powercreep codices for said edition (that said, the Daemonology powers are a nice addition, although trying to use them as a non-daemon or GO SUCKS BALLS).
- 7th Edition Eldar nerf. Because making best codex in the game even stronger is a great idea. But hey, you cried about Serpents, and GW toned it down!