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A unhumourous comic involving a party of adventurers doing abolutely nothing but making stupid comments and vaguely potraying the rules bcause the writer is too pussy to actually risk getting sued for meationing any real Dungeons&Dragons rules. (Proving Jews are the overlords of niggers)
A unhumourous comic involving a party of adventurers doing abolutely nothing but making stupid comments and vaguely potraying the rules bcause the writer is too pussy to actually risk getting sued for mentioning any real Dungeons&Dragons rules. Dude even hangs a lampshade on his cowardice when the heroes defeat a villian by pointing out he's a copyright violation.


[http://www.giantitp.com/Comics.html http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots.html]
The story is written by Rich Burlew, who's claim to fame is coming in second place (or, as we like to call it, "first loser") in TSR's contest to write the next great campaign setting.  Rich lost to [[Eberron]], which tells you how awful his idea must've been. Still, he couldn't take the hint, and decided to self-publish his D&D material on a website. Surprise surprise, nobody was coming to see it, so he figured he'd add a cheap-ass webcomic just to get people over and look at his other stuff.


Whatever the original material was on his website, it must've been REALLY bad, because he ditched the rest of his website and now it's all webcomics, all the time.  How bad was his other stuff?  His webcomics are made of STICK FIGURES, and yet people still would rather look at it than what was originally on the website.


The story is written by a DM who was a nigger, and too poor to afford minis. And rather then use green army men, which you can get a bag of them for like a dollar. Went through the trouble of making paper figurines that he drew and stood up. This somehow translated to him writing a comic about his dumbass players whom they think they're so hillarious and interesting when all they ever do is walk around, forcing jokes down your throat with P.C. armchair liberal bullshit.
After a year or so of dicking around, lame jokes, gag-a-day strips about a dungeon crawl adventure like you'd play during recess, Burlew was at first LOL and then he SRIUSD, and decided to make an overarching plot like in Bablylon 5 (which could be good or bad, depending on what kind of nerd you are and whether Burlew can pull it off). Burlew did an art upgrade, adding more sticks to his stick figures, and wrote an backstory that was told in CRAYON, not even stick figures.


The total lack of lulz and anything remotely interesting can be traced back to the fact that the DM writer is probably a faggot or "bisexual" as all the kids call it nowadays. What with the bitch whore rogue who thinks being a kleptophobe is cute. (It isn't) And the fact it took 400 comics for her to putout at all when she's probably given a retard a handjob cause he gave her a dollar.  
One good thing to come out of Burlew deciding that webcomics is serious business is his awesome paragon of paladins; Miko Miyazaki.  Dual-classing into monk and paladin for the broken min-maxing, she puts the [[Lawful Stupid]] into Lawful Good.  As a special little snowflake, anyone who gets in her way must be evil, even though she has 'Detect Evil' as a class feature.  When she decides that her liege lord is obstructing justice, lulz are had by all.


The forum is populated by fags who if do not have a huge LGBT signature in their profile, is probably banned or will be banned at some point in the near future. The forum's D&D games are every bit as stale, and unfunny as the comic itself. With a bunch of queers who praise their work as if it was a cult classic. Order of The Stick is tied to the hip with Mythweavers, which gives you some idea of how horrible it is.
/tg/ of course, loves all of Order of The Stick... but nobody is going to accuse /tg/ of having good taste.


/tg/ ofcourse, loves Order of The Stick. Because /tg/ is full of fat homosexual queefs too who love strictly moderated boards, with little to no creativity.
== Links ==
* [http://www.giantitp.com/Comics.html The website]

Revision as of 11:04, 30 September 2010

A unhumourous comic involving a party of adventurers doing abolutely nothing but making stupid comments and vaguely potraying the rules bcause the writer is too pussy to actually risk getting sued for mentioning any real Dungeons&Dragons rules. Dude even hangs a lampshade on his cowardice when the heroes defeat a villian by pointing out he's a copyright violation.

The story is written by Rich Burlew, who's claim to fame is coming in second place (or, as we like to call it, "first loser") in TSR's contest to write the next great campaign setting. Rich lost to Eberron, which tells you how awful his idea must've been. Still, he couldn't take the hint, and decided to self-publish his D&D material on a website. Surprise surprise, nobody was coming to see it, so he figured he'd add a cheap-ass webcomic just to get people over and look at his other stuff.

Whatever the original material was on his website, it must've been REALLY bad, because he ditched the rest of his website and now it's all webcomics, all the time. How bad was his other stuff? His webcomics are made of STICK FIGURES, and yet people still would rather look at it than what was originally on the website.

After a year or so of dicking around, lame jokes, gag-a-day strips about a dungeon crawl adventure like you'd play during recess, Burlew was at first LOL and then he SRIUSD, and decided to make an overarching plot like in Bablylon 5 (which could be good or bad, depending on what kind of nerd you are and whether Burlew can pull it off). Burlew did an art upgrade, adding more sticks to his stick figures, and wrote an backstory that was told in CRAYON, not even stick figures.

One good thing to come out of Burlew deciding that webcomics is serious business is his awesome paragon of paladins; Miko Miyazaki. Dual-classing into monk and paladin for the broken min-maxing, she puts the Lawful Stupid into Lawful Good. As a special little snowflake, anyone who gets in her way must be evil, even though she has 'Detect Evil' as a class feature. When she decides that her liege lord is obstructing justice, lulz are had by all.

/tg/ of course, loves all of Order of The Stick... but nobody is going to accuse /tg/ of having good taste.

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