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'''Profit''' is a common [[Meme]] on 4chan, shamelessly stolen from an episode of South Park featuring Underpants [[Gnomes]]. Naturally the gnome business plan is a satire; every gnome is unaware of a vital step in a cunning plan but simply assumes another more important gnome does.


A common [[Meme]] on 4chan, shamelessly stolen from an episode of South Park featuring [[Gnomes|Underpants Gnomes]]. Naturally the gnome business plan is a satire; every gnome is unaware of a vital step in a cunning plan but simply assumes another more important gnome does.
It is also [[Wizards of the Coast]]'s stated primary objective for the release of [[4th Edition Dungeons and Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons 4E]] and the reason that [[Games Workshop]] does anything.


Also, WotC's stated primary objective for the release of [[4th Edition Dungeons and Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons 4E]].
== The original plan ==
 
= The original plan =
# Steal underpants
# Steal underpants
# ?
# ?
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... the gnomes assume that they'd figure out step 2 before they finished step 1.
... the gnomes assume that they'd figure out step 2 before they finished step 1.


=How to Profit=
== How to Profit ==
# Interracial Gangbangs.
# Interracial Gangbangs.
# Kick John [[Fuklaw]] in the nuts.
# Kick John [[Fuklaw]] in the nuts.
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# '''''PROFIT'''''
# '''''PROFIT'''''


=See Also=
==See Also==
* [[The 666 Rituals of Detestation]]
* [[The 666 Rituals of Detestation]]
[[Category:Meme]]
[[Category:Meme]]

Revision as of 20:21, 10 March 2013

Profit is a common Meme on 4chan, shamelessly stolen from an episode of South Park featuring Underpants Gnomes. Naturally the gnome business plan is a satire; every gnome is unaware of a vital step in a cunning plan but simply assumes another more important gnome does.

It is also Wizards of the Coast's stated primary objective for the release of Dungeons & Dragons 4E and the reason that Games Workshop does anything.

The original plan

  1. Steal underpants
  2. ?
  3. Profit!

... the gnomes assume that they'd figure out step 2 before they finished step 1.

How to Profit

  1. Interracial Gangbangs.
  2. Kick John Fuklaw in the nuts.
  3. ????
  4. Get it.
  5. RUN!
  6. Over 9000.
  7. Never break rules 1 and 2.
  8. Say the first letter in the word 'Button'.
  9. Ha.
  10. Complete it.
  11. ????
  12. PROFIT

See Also